Can you suck your own dick?

[Az.]

If you could would you?

lol I just want to see other people's thoughts on self-sucking.

I guess the same goes for women....if you could lick your self out, would you?

[MidnightToker54]

I hope I'm never lonely enough to consider it! :o

[yoda]

i doubt i could, not gonna try though

correction, i can and i love it!

[Its a Plant]

what....the.....hell

lol.

I don't think I'd pleasure myself to be honest.
Let my significant other do that.

first off, if someone here can do that, then they automatically are better than me ~

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

what....the.....hell

lol.

I don't think I'd pleasure myself to be honest.
Let my significant other do that.

first off, if someone here can do that, then they automatically are better than me ~

loads of people pleasure themselves. i guess givin yourself a blowjob would just be a change from using your hand. You see animals lickin themselves in tht area don't u? If you think doing that is wrong then you should think masturbating is wrong to.

[graph]

Well I could, but only once. I'm pretty sure re-attatching that area is a complicated medical procedure.

[harmonicminor]

i doubt i could, not gonna try though

correction, i can and i love it!

lmfao hehehehe :dance::dance::dance:

[Its a Plant]

loads of people pleasure themselves. i guess givin yourself a blowjob would just be a change from using your hand. You see animals lickin themselves in tht area don't u? If you think doing that is wrong then you should think masturbating is wrong to.

well the idea of putting my own dick in my mouth kind of grosses me out.
maybe that's just me.

sicko. :p

[Az.]

lol I agree, I figure it's just a different way of pleasuring yourself.....no different from putting your cock in your hand...except you cant taste your cum with your hand...

I can actually do it....lol....I just wanted to see if anyone else could do it aswell...

I would post pics hahahahaha but ill save you the image and myself from getting banned....LOL
now that is multi-tasking!!! Taking pics of yourself whilst sucking your own cock!! lmao

[orange floyd]

omg lmfao the title of this just made me remember a dream i had last night.

i had to take a drug teset for school or some shit and it came back and it was like "negative" for all these drugs, then there was a section were it siad "can suck your own dick" and it was positive and i was like WTF and trying to explain that shit to my mom hahah. fucking school drug tests telling me that i'm able to suck my own dick...

[HiddenBeauty]

I saw a guy on the net who did it and I thought it was pretty gross but also kinda cool in a way.

[psychopixi]

If you could would you?

lol I just want to see other people's thoughts on self-sucking.

I guess the same goes for women....if you could lick your self out, would you?
Nah, I don't think so. It'd be waaaay too hard to get into the right position - I'm pretty flexible, but I'm no gymnast, and I own a vibrator anyway... that works fine.

[SensiRide]

Nah, I don't think so. It'd be waaaay too hard to get into the right position - I'm pretty flexible, but I'm no gymnast, and I own a vibrator anyway... that works fine.

Ditto. Even if I could,, I dont think I would.....

[cannabis campbell]

Thats sick i wouldn't want to even if i could

[hash in hand]

You see animals lickin themselves in tht area don't u? you also see animals eating shit and running into windows.........
sposed to be that if you have your spare ribs removed you can bend far enough to suck yourself.....

i'll say one thing about it.....you would not wana be caught doing it....haha

[psychopixi]

*lmao*
Or you might end up looking like this...

[cannabis campbell]

Lmfao! :D (No nudity on this site psychopixi, dont know if that counts as nudity though.)

[Big Calhoun]

LOL!!!

No, can't do it (not that I've tried) and wouldn't want to.

[psychopixi]

Lmfao! :D (No nudity on this site psychopixi, dont know if that counts as nudity though.)
Oops, my bad. I didn't think a cartoon counted.

[Az.]

Why is it so gross?
LOL I know it's having your dick in your mouth....but people suck other peoples dicks all the time....
surly it's better to suck your own than suck someone else's? Well not better....but surly not gross??

[xblackdogx]

sodomy imo

[dog420]

No i dont think i could or would :)

[psychopixi]

Isn't sodomy anal sex?

And if you think it's gross to suck your own dick, why's it less gross for your girlfriend to do it?

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

you also see animals eating shit and running into windows.........
sposed to be that if you have your spare ribs removed you can bend far enough to suck yourself.....

i'll say one thing about it.....you would not wana be caught doing it....haha

lmao. One time my dog threw up, and then he ate his sick back up again. Lmao :D I guess it was just his way of recycling.

[cannabis campbell]

Lmao did you train him to do that with his shit aswell :D

[Winks]

I've had one X-husband that could and one X-boyfriend.

Notice the X infront of the title.

Enough said.

;)

[TCSparky]

Wow, I'm surprised noone has mentioned it yet. If a straight man can suck his own dick and does, would that make him gay/bi?

If you could, I bet noone else would be as good at it for you than yourself.

[Az.]

Wow, I'm surprised noone has mentioned it yet. If a straight man can suck his own dick and does, would that make him gay/bi?

If you could, I bet noone else would be as good at it for you than yourself.

weird you should say that cause im bi and I seem to be the only guy here that thinks it's not gross!

[Az.]

and no.....that wouldn't make him gay anymore than jacking yourself off makes you gay.....

there is more to being gay than fucking and sucking guys!! lol

[newbie1232]

I'm straight and I can do it..I can get just past the head (too much information?) I don't have a huge penis either, I'm just pretty limber. I don't see what's so weird about it, if you like masturbating, does that mean you like giving handjobs to guys? No. The same goes for this..

[Az.]

I'm straight and I can do it..I can get just past the head (too much information?) I don't have a huge penis either, I'm just pretty limber. I don't see what's so weird about it, if you like masturbating, does that mean you like giving handjobs to guys? No. The same goes for this..

i can get about the same.....lol.....trying to go a bit further every night.....not that I do it everynight!! lmao....ok im going to stop now

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

I can't eat myself out, and I'm not sure I would even if I could... how could that be comfortable??

I agree though, if a guy can and will, that's no indication of him being gay... it's the same as using your hand, IMO.

[horror business]

I can succesfully lick the head and remaining foreskin (i was cut pretty loose, so I can still pull some over my head). I'm not gay. It's the same as jacking off. If jacking off could only be performed by few, people would say "THATS TOUCHING A DICK, THATS GAY", but everyone jacks off, because it feels good, and they aren't gay, cause it's their dick. If everyone could suck their dick, they would, cause it feels good. My dick isn't that big, it's average I guess, but I'm extremely flexible. I can only do it after I've had alot of physical activity or stretching during the day. I only do it once every few months... It's kind of a spur of the moment, random thing, but jacking off is definately more convenient....

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

weird you should say that cause im bi and I seem to be the only guy here that thinks it's not gross!

Im straight and i don't think its gross. Altho i would'nt like the fact of gettin my own jizz in my mouth. Also i dunno if it'd make my mouth smell of cock. Which i would'nt want... haha.

[lateralus]

i doubt i could, not gonna try though

correction, i can and i love it!Lmao

Nah, I've tried in the past, but no. I wouldn't do it if I could. Just don't see the appeal.

[Az.]

Im straight and i don't think its gross. Altho i would'nt like the fact of gettin my own jizz in my mouth. Also i dunno if it'd make my mouth smell of cock. Which i would'nt want... haha.
:thumbsup:
lol I was going to comment.....but nah...;)

I've often wondered if my mouth smelt of cock....or tasted of cock.....but I cant really smell very much so I dont really know....

hahahaha might ask the next person I see after self sucking if my mouth smells of cock....

[ilovebecky]

I admit it... I could a few years ago do it pretty good. For some reason i stopped doing it and now im not flexable enough which kinda sucks. Even though i have a girlfriend now it would be worth it to take up yoga or something.

[keioss01]

i could but it really turns me off

so i don't

[JunkYard]

lmao @ this thread

It reminds of "Clerks" (the movie) where the guy asked the other if he's ever tried sucking his own dick, then makes fun of him when he finally admits to it, lol!

Too funny!

[HiddenBeauty]

Is clerks worth watching?It's just that a few people have said it's not that funny.

[smokin dope]

dude thats sick, seriously.

[robert42]

lol gd thread

i dunno if i can but i dont think its gross at least u know where its been

KEEP SUCKING!

[newbie1232]

Clerks is the movie that originally made me try it, lol.

[BestTonicIsChronic]

I only think its wrong cuz damn its your mouth and a cock dude.

[LIP]

and no.....that wouldn't make him gay anymore than jacking yourself off makes you gay.....

there is more to being gay than fucking and sucking guys!! lol


I supose that a good point. I mean, a straight guy could shag another bloke, but it might not make him gay. I mean, your only gay if your like, in love with another man aint it?

I've never thought of it like that ever before.

[orangeman]

If some one does it without breaking their back I'll give 'em $300 :D.

[Az.]

I supose that a good point. I mean, a straight guy could shag another bloke, but it might not make him gay. I mean, your only gay if your like, in love with another man aint it?

I've never thought of it like that ever before.

lol yeah pretty much.....i mean I dont even have to have touched another guy before.....but i could still be gay.

It's pretty much the same feeling that a straight guy gets when he falls in love or is attracted to a woman....only it's with a member of the same sex....

Gay people cant help gay as much as straight people can help being attracted to the opposite sex....if that makes sense



If some one does it without breaking their back I'll give 'em $300 :D.
hahahaha as I said before I have pictures of me doing it.....lol.....I dont jack off over them or anything...I leave that up to the people who see them....lol
I would post them but I really doubt that anyone reallys wants to see them...LOL and they probably just get deleted or somthing...

[JunkYard]

Is clerks worth watching?It's just that a few people have said it's not that funny.
I loved it myself, but that doesn't mean it's worth watching, lol! It's in black and white, too which makes a little less appealing, imo.

Is it funny? YES YES YES, but only because I enjoy that type of humor. I think they're coming out with a sequel which I'm looking forward to, also. I can't wait!

The only way to find out is to watch it, HiddenBeauty. I don't think you'll be too dissapointed, though...

:smokin:

[HiddenBeauty]

Thanks JunkYard I think I will take the risk and buy it.I am in the middle of collecting all of Jay and Silent Bob or Kevin Smith films so I have to really.I didnt know it was in black and white and I am now wondering why it is.

[ilovebecky]

Clerks is a funny movie. I think the sequel is going to be in color.

[HiddenBeauty]

Do you know why clerks was done in black and white?

[orangeman]

hahahaha as I said before I have pictures of me doing it.....lol.....I dont jack off over them or anything...I leave that up to the people who see them....lol
I would post them but I really doubt that anyone reallys wants to see them...LOL and they probably just get deleted or somthing...

Nah it's ok, we dont wanna see :p, btw you mentioned something about homosexuals and pictures of you performing self-fellatio...I just have a question and please dont be offended but..are you a homosexual?

[Az.]

Nah it's ok, we dont wanna see :p, btw you mentioned something about homosexuals and pictures of you performing self-fellatio...I just have a question and please dont be offended but..are you a homosexual?

lol no offence taken dude...... no im bi....I have a longterm g/f who I honstly love with all my heart, but she's at uni...I only recently came out to her about my sexuality and explained I wanted to experiment with guys.....so I guess im exploring my gay side......I figure you only live once, might aswell give it a go while im still young....and thankfully she understands.....

And he sucking my own dick part.....I just thought id try it a few weeks ago....and I could.....so I took some pics to show some guys I chat to lmao

sorry for the ramble....:stoned: Some of the shit I say on here is stuff I wouldn't normally tell anyone.....lol....

[Cheery Cherry]

Hell yeah I would lick myself if I could. Why wouldn't I? I expect my partner to lick me and like it!!!!

[TCSparky]

weird you should say that cause im bi and I seem to be the only guy here that thinks it's not gross!

Oops, count me in. If I could, I would. I'm gay and have been able to twist it around once and hide the head.... once, never been able to since.

[TCSparky]

and no.....that wouldn't make him gay anymore than jacking yourself off makes you gay.....

there is more to being gay than fucking and sucking guys!! lol

Your right about that. Hmmmm meet? ;)

[TCSparky]

I can't eat myself out, and I'm not sure I would even if I could... how could that be comfortable??

I agree though, if a guy can and will, that's no indication of him being gay... it's the same as using your hand, IMO.

Ok, then I pose another question. If a straight guy can and does suck his own piece of meat, would he be more or less inclined to do the same for another guy? Don't want to start anything here, just real curious since the topic is up.

[TCSparky]

I supose that a good point. I mean, a straight guy could shag another bloke, but it might not make him gay. I mean, your only gay if your like, in love with another man aint it?

I've never thought of it like that ever before.

Hmmm, interesting point. So, what does make a man gay (not to exclude the women, but most hate is against us guys) Seems like the differences are becomeing diluted here.

[TCSparky]

Nah it's ok, we dont wanna see :p, btw you mentioned something about homosexuals and pictures of you performing self-fellatio...I just have a question and please dont be offended but..are you a homosexual?

Hey, who's "we" kimosabbe (?) some of us just might need to know what the best position is to try it. :)

:cool: If your not learnin, your forgettin :cool:

[OmegaVermelho]

hell yeah, and i dont even need to bend...i have a detachable penis....

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it

But now and then I go to a party
Get drunk
And the next morning I can't for the life of me
Remember what I did with it
First I looked around my apartment
And I couldn't find it
So I called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
It makes me feel like less of a man
And I really hate to have to sit down every time I take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone I could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it
I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
I took it home
Washed it off
And put it back on
I was happy again
Complete
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached
But I don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis

[smokin dope]

bump

ew

[ukmonkey]

Isn't sodomy anal sex?

And if you think it's gross to suck your own dick, why's it less gross for your girlfriend to do it?

Now we all know thats a dumb question. It would be gross to suck my own dick but if a girl does it thats cool. It would be fucking weird if a girl licked her own pussy but I'm more than happy to step in... Its a two way thing.

[notrightquite]

I can suck my own dick, yes. But there's a lot more to a real blowjob than just having your dick in a mouth, so, I don't bother.

[MeHeartGanja]

lmao. One time my dog threw up, and then he ate his sick back up again. Lmao :D I guess it was just his way of recycling.

holy shit yeah my dog did that too..hes dead now. why, i wonder.

i know i cant suck my dick, and im glad. id much rather get someone else to do it. much more practical.

and to those who can, would you swallow? :p YUCK!

[hotlatinboy]

lol I agree, I figure it's just a different way of pleasuring yourself.....no different from putting your cock in your hand...except you cant taste your cum with your hand...

I can actually do it....lol....I just wanted to see if anyone else could do it aswell...

I would post pics hahahahaha but ill save you the image and myself from getting banned....LOL
now that is multi-tasking!!! Taking pics of yourself whilst sucking your own cock!! lmao
9i havent done it yet but i would give try ....
tell you soon my experience:thumbsup:

[Pipe Dreams]

okay, debate time: Is sucking your own dick being gay?

I say no. Saying that sucking your own dick is being gay is like saying that jacking off is giving yourself a handjob and youre gay if you do that.

Anyways, yeah I think I can suck my own dick, but Im not going to do it.

[rebgirl420]

haha I say No too and if I could go down on myself I would consider it lol

[KoTToN MouTH]

lol I agree, I figure it's just a different way of pleasuring yourself.....no different from putting your cock in your hand...except you cant taste your cum with your hand...

I can actually do it....lol....I just wanted to see if anyone else could do it aswell...

I would post pics hahahahaha but ill save you the image and myself from getting banned....LOL
now that is multi-tasking!!! Taking pics of yourself whilst sucking your own cock!! lmao

DUDE THAT MEANS U HAVE TRIED... imagine someone walking in just as u are attempting... LOL!

[420Mikey420]

HELL NO and thank God. I'd never leave the house.

[klonopin]

i hate all homos

[klonopin]

even my brother

[SmokingPlatypus]

Yeah, I've tried to a few times.. I can't. I have too much of a beer gut to try it, and I don't really like the idea, and I think that if I ever actually DID, my back would be in too much pain to really enjoy it.

[Az.]

okay, debate time: Is sucking your own dick being gay?

I say no. Saying that sucking your own dick is being gay is like saying that jacking off is giving yourself a handjob and youre gay if you do that.

Anyways, yeah I think I can suck my own dick, but Im not going to do it.

I completly agree, it's not anymore gay that having your own dick in your hand...being gay is having feelings for men....like straight people have feelings for women. Its just natural, not a choice gay people can make (I hesitate to use the word natural).
The choice is if they are activly going to admit they are gay and have gay relationships, or hide behind a false relationship with a women...or be in no relationship at all due to fear of discrimination.




DUDE THAT MEANS U HAVE TRIED... imagine someone walking in just as u are attempting... LOL!

If you read the line right in the middle of what you quoted you would see
"I can do it..."
haha yeah and I haven't been caught wanking or anything yet, so hopefully it will remain that way




i hate all homos

Well then me and you arn't going to get along here, not that im bothered....I hate narrow-minded, judgemental people...
So I kindly ask for you not to to post such pointless ignorant comments in my threads in the future....to save pointless arguments over somthing you obviously don't agree with.

I like to get to know a person before I judge them...haha its a bit like saying I hate all americans, or I hate all blonds and other meaningless shit like that. I don't believe you can judge a person on sexuality, race, age etc

[beachguy in thongs]

My ex-g/f was watching a guy suck his own dick, on cam.

She just had to call me over to see. :cursing:


Do you know why clerks was done in black and white?

What they didn't tell you was, that it was shot in the 30's. Don't those guys look familiar?

That's Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton, when they were young.

[Mista Sippi]

HAHAHAHA! we had this discussion at my old work. my supervisor said he'd do it if he could and everybody called him a fruit. he was like "BUT NAW THAT'S YO DICK" and "THATS JUST LIKE SAYIN YOU GAY IF YOU BEAT YO MEAT" and i just couldn't get over the fact that even tho, it's "YO DICK" it's still a dick in your mouth. i don't think he's gay cuz he said he'd never be able to kiss a dude, but i believe he could suck a dude's dick for him. i mean it's a dick in your mouth. would you spit or swallow? would you fuck yourself in the ass if you could?

[Az.]

hahaha
Yeah its your dick in your mouth...
Like your dick in your hand....

It would be different if it was someone elses dick in your hand as it would be if it was someones elses dick in your mouth.

I don't cum in my mouth so I don't need to even consider spitting or swallowing
I dont think I would like the taste od cum :confused:

And no I wouldn't fuck myself if i could, haha Im not too into anal sex...
hahaha But I saw a video of a guy who could fuck himself the otherday....it was pretty crazy!

want a link? lol ;)

[beachguy in thongs]

would you spit or swallow? would you fuck yourself in the ass if you could?
That's a "personal question" overload.

[Az.]

That's a "personal question" overload.

is that a yes
haha
j/k ;)

[SpiritLevel]

I wouldn't!
I wouldn't wanna get used to having a penis in my mouth whether it be my own or next persons.
I wouldn't wanna be seen doin it.
I wouldn't want to see my girl licking her own bean like some animal either.
I wouldn't want there ever be a time when I ask a girl for a blowjob and she says "suck your own dick" and I actually think about it. Imagine that, some hot girl tells u go suck your own dicky, next thing you actually doin it lol SAD CASE!
Anyone who isn't an exploring teenager who still tries to do that shyte has a little something disturbingly wrong with em in my view. But that is just my view.

[Az.]

I wouldn't want there ever be a time when I ask a girl for a blowjob and she says "suck your own dick" and I actually think about it.

hahahahaha
that made me laugh....

But yeah i suppose you have a point...not that I fully agree with it.

Somtimes my g/f isn't around, so I figure if I can do it, why not...I wouldn't do it infront of anyone. Just a private thing.

hmmmmm
I don't know...wether i have somthing wrong with me is just a matter of opinion. I'm not a teenager, and I only recently found out I could do it.

It's a good thing I don't write everything about my sex life here, because you would think there was somthing wrong with me haha

There isn't but some people are too narrow minded to understand others people's thoughts and feelings....not pointing the finger...just generalising.

[SpiritLevel]

It's a good thing I don't write everything about my sex life here, because you would think there was somthing wrong with me haha.

Sorry, I think there's somethin wrong with you anyway, but not in a derogatory way,we all got 'things'.

[Az.]

hahaha ok thats fair enough :thumbsup:
you are entitled to your opinion
and im happy with my life...

:)

[esseksiki]

can you suck your own asshole?or can you fart from your ear?
you can shit,fart,burp,piss at the same time ?
LOL

[Az.]

can you suck your own asshole?or can you fart from your ear?
you can shit,fart,burp,piss at the same time ?
LOL

I've personally never tried dude....
I dont think farting from your ear is possible...
can you?

[SpiritLevel]

can you suck your own asshole?or can you fart from your ear?
you can shit,fart,burp,piss at the same time ?
LOL

You gotta be smoking that stuff that makes u wanna run round the block pulling other peoples pants down for a laugh. What made u ask if one can shit, fart, piss and burp at the same time? You crazy mashed up stoner. Well anyway, I can and have. I think it was more coincidence than planned. Just did a bit too much of everything that day and felt bloated, I was fine after.

[Breukelen advocaat]

hahahahaha
that made me laugh....There isn't but some people are too narrow minded to understand others people's thoughts and feelings....not pointing the finger...just generalising.

I found a lot of good sex stuff on the forum section of a site called literotica.com - it's right up your alley, so to speak. Registration is free, and you can see people's attachments and pictures. A lot of fun-loving deviants! They have a lot of stories and other features on the main site, also. :dance:

http://www.literotica.com:81/forum/

[smoke it]

Marilyn manson had his two bottom ribs removed so he could suck his own dick

[SpiritLevel]

i heard Prince did the same

[Breukelen advocaat]

Marilyn manson had his two bottom ribs removed so he could suck his own dick

This is not true, according to the Urban Legend website Snopes:

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/vanities/ribs.asp
Male rocker Marilyn Manson has also battled false rumors he's had ribs removed. In his case though, the procedure wasn't to reduce waist size; it was to facilitate oral self-gratification. (Alluding to this naughty rumor about Marilyn Manson, Rosie O'Donnell once joked that she'd had four ribs put in ... at Tony Roma's.)

[4leafroller]

if i could i doubt i would be on the internet 20hrs a day thats for sure...

[Az.]

I was going to say that Marilyn Manson thing wasn't true!!
It's all shit to get people who think it's "wrong" against him...

[hotlatinboy]

lol no offence taken dude...... no im bi....I have a longterm g/f who I honstly love with all my heart, but she's at uni...I only recently came out to her about my sexuality and explained I wanted to experiment with guys.....so I guess im exploring my gay side......I figure you only live once, might aswell give it a go while im still young....and thankfully she understands.....

And he sucking my own dick part.....I just thought id try it a few weeks ago....and I could.....so I took some pics to show some guys I chat to lmao

sorry for the ramble....:stoned: Some of the shit I say on here is stuff I wouldn't normally tell anyone.....lol....


woul would you be in 3soem m f m then?
would you like to in one experience like that have you done it?

[Delta9 UK]

Used to be able to :p

[Az.]

woul would you be in 3soem m f m then?
would you like to in one experience like that have you done it?

To be completly honest.....im organising a 3some
it's not male female male....alough I wouldn't deny it....
...It's 3 guys
MMM

and if m completly honest im looking forward to it!!
:D


What has been said....is like me saying.
everyting that goes into your mouth goes into the same mouth that you have eathen with.......
does it matter??
it seems completly irrrelevant to me

I happen to be able to put my dick in my mouth
I was just wondering if anyone else could??

and
Breukelen advocaat
I hpnestly dont think I will be into much of that.....
Thankyou :thumbsup: , but it;s not really what im into

im really drunk btw
I just cut all myh hair off.....

[Oneironaut]

I can, but only if I haven't eaten for a few hours, and even then it hurts my back, so I don't do it very often.

[SocksThaClown]

yes i could. but i don't ever want to, pssh what do you think prostitutes are for.;)

[OniEhtRedrum781]

wow im surprised its actually possible...

[LordSmaug]

The mere thought of me shooting a load down the back of my own throat is to sick for words...

That sounds like some kind of hellish torture to me. -no lie-

[YouD0nt]

I'm sorry to say that I can't have oral sex with myself, frankly its a little creepy if you can :dance:

[zero2104]

i think sucking my own dick would be the creepiest weirdest thing i could do, imagine getting caught by ur parents with ur cock in ur mouth

[zeebo phillips]

My ex-g/f was watching a guy suck his own dick, on cam.

She just had to call me over to see. :cursing:



What they didn't tell you was, that it was shot in the 30's. Don't those guys look familiar?

That's Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton, when they were young.

I thought ( I could very well be wrong) that it was supposed to be in the security camera's point of view, or something along the lines of that.


Remember when Marilyn Manson was going to/did remove his ribs so he could "pleasure" himself?

[Oneironaut]

It's no more gay than any other form of masturbation. It's just...oral masturbation.

[SinisterK]

I honestly would probably do it if I could. I'm not gonna lie. XD

[DragonForce1]

I think if I did, I would look like a big frickin' asshole.

[XThe420KingX]

I heard michael jackson can do that...maybe you should talk to him.

[cannabis campbell]

i think sucking my own dick would be the creepiest weirdest thing i could do, imagine getting caught by ur parents with ur cock in ur mouth

Lmfao that would be hilarious

[CheeseIsSoHigh]

not the whole thing just the head... but idk if i still can anymore it was awhile ago haha

[az666]

awww

Hell naw i aint sucking my own dick.Thats some gay shit to be exact bruh

read the thread dude.....we already discussed the fact it's no more gay than jerking off...

[Kenn]

no and nor wld i want to ..watchin my girl gag is enough to put me off!!lol

[hotlatinboy]

i tried it tonight.
my gril was laughin at me and i did ..it was quit good but my nake hurts a lot

[ate]

Wozers.

[Buddha Man]

i would do it ifi could man. you give urself a handjob all the time why not a bj while ur at it? its YOUr own dick. i would do it but i just wouldnt bust in my mouth. now that IS nasty

[iwantmyownplace]

if i could i would not be at this forum!!!!!!!!

[CheeseIsSoHigh]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! god thats some good shit hahaha

[ilovebecky]

i actually kinda wish i still could.

[jamstigator]

Ya know, it's a good thing that most people can't do that, because if they could, humans would not be the dominant species on this planet; we'd all still be living in caves licking ourselves and occasionally wondering why kangaroos have X-Boxes and we don't. ;)