Microwave Fun!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CBsDankNugs]

ok so one time me and my friend had the idea of putting his brothers ipod in the microwave. it made soo much noise and sparked liked a motherfucker. it was like the fourth of july but in the microwave. the screen melted and so did the buttons. when we took it out it was completly fried. his brother kicked our asses but it was totally worth it.

share your microwave experences with the rest of us

anyone ever put weed in the microwave??

[God v2.0]

stay the fuck away from me dude.

[hahaitsdoogle]

Retard-Bashing not allowed, tho; extremely funny.

I just put weed in the microwave to dry it out more.. im so stoned.

[OtterPop]

Put a CD in there

Not gonna tell ya what happens, go find out, its worth it!

[God v2.0]

try sticking a small microwave into a bigger industrial microwave, then turn them both on at the same time.

[hempomatic]

i put my pipe in the microwave once i was soo stoned..

[partyguy420]

hamsters cats, small dogs... rats... small animals

[TheLion]

try sticking a small microwave into a bigger industrial microwave, then turn them both on at the same time.
Now that's a badass idea.

[hahaitsdoogle]

Now that's a badass idea.

no truley, it is, i mean... what would happen. I wonder if anyone has done this.

[JunkYard]

Well, my brother and his friends put a cat in the micro-wave for a few seconds at a party, and I guess it kinda fried its brains, because they said it started walking sideways after. I don't know if this is true, but it sounds reasonable, yes?

Very cruel, though...

[the joint meister]

my best friend put a cat in the microwave for 30 secs and he still has that same cat like 5 years latta now and its just fine

[OtterPop]

what the fuck is up with people putting(or atleast saying) animals in the microwave?? Sick fuckers, you guys have alot of childhood problems??

[Crosis]

what the fuck is up with people putting(or atleast saying) animals in the microwave?? Sick fuckers, you guys have alot of childhood problems??

Yeah, what the hell? That's some fucked up shit.

[mike jones]

Put a CD in there

Not gonna tell ya what happens, go find out, its worth it!

seriously, do this. its really cool

[Funkamander]

Electronics are good. Cds, oh yes. Some foods are fun too. Like a hotdog...

... for twenty minutes.

And the cats? I'm usually not a violent man. But that's one of those situations where I'm just gonna start causing as much pain as possible to everyone involved, and to hell with my own body. And I'm taking the cat home with me.

[JunkYard]

what the fuck is up with people putting(or atleast saying) animals in the microwave?? Sick fuckers, you guys have alot of childhood problems??

Sick people do sick things, and that's just the way it is! You want to hear something really sick? I know this happened for a fact because I saw it when I was a kid. A young teenager burried a 'kitten' up to its neck, then ran it over with a lawn mower. I was like 8 when it happened, and still can't get the image out of my head! (A bloody mess)

There are sick people in this world, man! Get used to it because they are EVERYWHERE, you're bound to run into some eventually. :cool:

[Euphoric]

http://montalk.net/conspiracy/55/how-to-block-microwave-mind-programming-signals

:D enjoy this fine link

[willystylle]

Ladies and gentlemen, the Manson Family pt.2!!!!

You guys are a bit twisted, even if you're joking. Just so you know, incase you need to tell the criminal psychologist something, tell him you see dead people.

[LIP]

You guys want FUN? Get a cheap microwave, and a balloon.

Make sure its one of them helium thick balloons, then fill it with petrol. Put a bit of tin foil on it with tape and fun like a mother fucker.

Make sure you dont do this inside, cos it will burn your house down.

[Torog]

ok so one time me and my friend had the idea of putting his brothers ipod in the microwave. it made soo much noise and sparked liked a motherf*cker. it was like the fourth of july but in the microwave. the screen melted and so did the buttons. when we took it out it was completly fried. his brother kicked our asses but it was totally worth it.

share your microwave experences with the rest of us

anyone ever put weed in the microwave??

Howdy CBs,

Who paid for that there 400$ Ipod ? Was it the brother,or his parents ? Do you have any concept of how much hard work it takes to pay for things ? Would you and yer friend,been even more entertained,if you had managed to burn down his house ? Maybe kill a couple of people in the process ? Set the neighbor's house on fire ?

:mad:

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

Howdy CBs,

Who paid for that there 400$ Ipod ? Was it the brother,or his parents ? Do you have any concept of how much hard work it takes to pay for things ? Would you and yer friend,been even more entertained,if you had managed to burn down his house ? Maybe kill a couple of people in the process ? Set the neighbor's house on fire ?

:mad:

Right???

[noodlz62]

put one of those circular fluorescent bulbs in one

[Hempamasta]

ok so one time me and my friend had the idea of putting his brothers ipod in the microwave. it made soo much noise and sparked liked a motherfucker. it was like the fourth of july but in the microwave. the screen melted and so did the buttons. when we took it out it was completly fried. his brother kicked our asses but it was totally worth it.

share your microwave experences with the rest of us

anyone ever put weed in the microwave??

You're probably just some 15-year-old punk that's trying to act like a badass by destroying other's things. Grow the fuck up.

[cannabis campbell]

ok so one time me and my friend had the idea of putting his brothers ipod in the microwave. it made soo much noise and sparked liked a motherfucker. it was like the fourth of july but in the microwave. the screen melted and so did the buttons. when we took it out it was completly fried. his brother kicked our asses but it was totally worth it.

share your microwave experences with the rest of us

anyone ever put weed in the microwave??

You sir, are a nutcase :)

[LazySmoking420]

Those are pretty expensive deals.

[Big Calhoun]

One time, not at band camp, I put a bag of popcorn in the microwave, and it made alot of noise, and I took it out, and it was real good.

What kind of IDIOT would put a iPod in a microwave? Ooops, never mind...

[Pete Rock]

i put my playstation 2 in the microwave once...only because it stopped reading my games and I was getting frustrated.

[chisme]

im sorry but anyone who puts a cat or any other animal besides bugs in a microwave would get a slap

[cannabis campbell]

and a very big kick up the bollocks :D

[friendowl]

i put eggs in there
loud noise and scrabled eggs
stuck on the roof and door

[cannabis campbell]

Whats the point in putting anything that you're not supposed to put in there its just going to make a mess that you're going to have to clean up and loud noises

[Twisty1]

I have tried the small microwave in a big microwave idea!, I have a 2500 watt badass industrial microwave and we put a really shitty small one in there (it was just about to die anyway) I can tell you.. all that happens is the small microwave melts bursts into flames I took it out before it did anymore damage but I would expect a small explosion.

[OptimusPrime]

you take some tin foil and wad it up into a baseball size and stick it in the microwave it looks like a little lightning show. it's pretty cool looking.

[slipknotpsycho]

when the element drinks by snapple were still in a glass bottle with a metal lid... me and my bro filled some up with water, put a teabag in, and put the lid on them. we were trying to make tea fast and easy as it was better then water, so we figured a microwave would make it faster... well when we took them out everything looked normal, until we opened one up... the fucking water/tea shot out so hard and so fast that every last drop hit the ceiling before boiling hot water came splashing down on us. no permanant damage, it just stung a bit, given the fact that the water exploded into millions of little droplets, it was able to cool off enough to not cause severe burns, but still hot enough to teach us a valuable lesson..... don't make tea in the microwave

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

ok so one time me and my friend had the idea of putting his brothers ipod in the microwave. it made soo much noise and sparked liked a motherfucker. it was like the fourth of july but in the microwave. the screen melted and so did the buttons. when we took it out it was completly fried. his brother kicked our asses but it was totally worth it.

share your microwave experences with the rest of us

anyone ever put weed in the microwave??

Your an idiot. The microwave could of blown up. You could of seroiusly hurt yourself. RETARD! lol.

[Synthesizer Man]

when the element drinks by snapple were still in a glass bottle with a metal lid... me and my bro filled some up with water, put a teabag in, and put the lid on them. we were trying to make tea fast and easy as it was better then water, so we figured a microwave would make it faster... well when we took them out everything looked normal, until we opened one up... the fucking water/tea shot out so hard and so fast that every last drop hit the ceiling before boiling hot water came splashing down on us. no permanant damage, it just stung a bit, given the fact that the water exploded into millions of little droplets, it was able to cool off enough to not cause severe burns, but still hot enough to teach us a valuable lesson..... don't make tea in the microwave

In fact, avoid heating all liquids in the microwave. Because the liquid heats up so fast, it doesn't boil even though it has passed that temperature.

It is not dangerous until you disturbe it. All that energy will get released. It will shoot out exactly like you describe.

Apparently the purity of the liquid has something to do with it, but if you suspect that the water is superheated, let it cool down. Sprinkling anything into it at that temperature will trigger a violent reaction.

[Synthesizer Man]

I've been told I'm a nutter.

Come to my kitchen, above the cooker in the ceiling you'll see a massive dent. Yes, I've done a lot of crazy experiments with just the gas cooker.

I've always wanted to blow an empty jar up. I tried a few times by filling it with water, but the glass cracked.

One day my mum was cooking and went out. I found the perfect jar, filled it with water and placed it on the cooker. This time it seemed right. There was steam being forced out around the lid, and it was rattling. I thought about turning the gas off, but everything happened so quickly. I had to dive out of the way, and there was a massive explosion. Examining the wreckage
the jar split open, and part of it had managed to hit the ceiling. The force extinguished all the other hobs, and actually moved the cooker.

Next time I have to film it. Even though I could have been killed last time!

[OtterPop]

I've been told I'm a nutter.

Come to my kitchen, above the cooker in the ceiling you'll see a massive dent. Yes, I've done a lot of crazy experiments with just the gas cooker.

I've always wanted to blow an empty jar up. I tried a few times by filling it with water, but the glass cracked.

One day my mum was cooking and went out. I found the perfect jar, filled it with water and placed it on the cooker. This time it seemed right. There was steam being forced out around the lid, and it was rattling. I thought about turning the gas off, but everything happened so quickly. I had to dive out of the way, and there was a massive explosion. Examining the wreckage
the jar split open, and part of it had managed to hit the ceiling. The force extinguished all the other hobs, and actually moved the cooker.

Next time I have to film it. Even though I could have been killed last time!


NICE:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Synthesizer Man]

I was shooting cans in my bathroom with a BB pistol, and I suddenly got the urge to shoot the lightbulb. It was on at the time.

I got out of the bathroom, stood about 3 metres back, and destroyed the bulb with one well placed shot. The way it exploded before the filament broke was funny.

I also put a few lightbulbs on the cooker and they popped.

Done so many things with the washing machine. My favourite is to trick it to spin with the door open, and launch stuff into the drum. An effective way to destroy most things.

Am I really mad?

[Ae...]

The most exciting thing I've done with a microwave was when I got stoned my 4th time or so.

Whipped up some leftover Hamburger Helper and went off and listen to music. Few minutes later I got bored and walked to a friends house. Few hours later I came back and remembered the leftovers. They were pretty good after heating them a couple more minutes.

Sorry no cats or fire or explosions...

[CBsDankNugs]

i love how you guys bitch at me cuz i put an ipod in the microwave. yes i could have blown something up or killed my self but who the hell are you my mom?? theres the kid putting his cat in the microwave. you are a sick fuck putting your cat in the microwave.

[silasbotwin]

Holy shit some people here are sick assholes. Cats are the best animals on earth, why the fuck would you put one in a microwave? And if I were your parents I'd beat your ass and make you pay your brother the money to get a new iPod, along with grounding you for your whole fucking summer. you're a stupid prick. especially since the warranty doesnt cover that shit.

have a good one

Silas B.

[JunkYard]

I'm confused...

Did someone on these boards actually say they put their cat in the microwave? Who are you people talking to? Damn, some people are bold as badgers, but in the end, easily dismissed with a good stomp of a boot heel, lol!

:cool:

[silasbotwin]

Yeah I wasnt meaning to directly piss off anyone on the forum, just whoever actually put their cat in their microwave. By "people here" i meant people on this thread.

[TheLion]

ok so one time me and my friend had the idea of putting his brothers ipod in the microwave. it made soo much noise and sparked liked a motherfucker. it was like the fourth of july but in the microwave. the screen melted and so did the buttons. when we took it out it was completly fried. his brother kicked our asses but it was totally worth it.

share your microwave experences with the rest of us

anyone ever put weed in the microwave??
Don't listen to 'em man, that's fuckin' badass.

[JunkYard]

Yeah I wasnt meaning to directly piss off anyone on the forum, just whoever actually put their cat in their microwave. By "people here" i meant people on this thread.

I don't think anyone on this thread put their cat in the micro, man. Pretty sick sh!t if they did. Now my brother 'said' that he and his friends did at a party, but I sincerely doubt they actually did it, lol! You know how teenagers talk sh!t!

Even so, I'm sure there have been a few cats fried that way./shrug

It just seemed that people were talking sh!t directly to people who aren't even on these boards, (As if they were) which would make it difficult for them to defend their actions.

Just seemed silly to me...No one's pissed my way, man. Just trying to clear things up! ;)

[CaptainDankNuggets]

ur just plain old stupid

[da haze meister]

ok so one time me and my friend had the idea of putting his brothers ipod in the microwave. it made soo much noise and sparked liked a motherfucker. it was like the fourth of july but in the microwave. the screen melted and so did the buttons. when we took it out it was completly fried. his brother kicked our asses but it was totally worth it.

share your microwave experences with the rest of us

anyone ever put weed in the microwave??
you should have gotten your fucking ass whooped
god
if it would have been my iPod
i woulda probably gone home
got my piece
and shot you in the fucking face
must be a fucking rich kid or something
wasting a god damn ipod
momma should smacked some sense into you when you were a kid
instead of time out
you, sir, are a fucktard.


well i have done some funny shit, but never stupid or wasteful like what this fuckin cretin did.
me and my fam were in minnesota for my moms college reunion...
and fuckin me my dad and my uncle started just blowin shit up
not ours
from a junkyard
we wired up a TV with about 1 kilo of RDX (uncle was a mil demolitions expert)
lit the fuse
and ran like fucking hell
i was literally knocked on my ass
30 feet away
the blast shook me inside

then me and my cousins went outside
my uncle had schooled me well
so we took like 2 kilos of jellied RDX anfos shit and fuckin put it inside an industrial freezer
those fuckers wont EVER open
wired it up
shut it
and ran like fucking hell
we put it on a two minute fuse and went up on a hill
it was about 1 in the morning
the fuckin noise literally made my ears ring from 300 feet away
the fuckin freezer door didnt even open
the bottom just fuckin broke off
and the fucker shot like 50 feet into the air
and came back down in a flaming mess
the flash actually woke my parents up
turns up there was still refrigerant in the system of the freezer
like 10 liters of propane shit
that just fuckin went up
thats why the bottom came off
boy i got a whoopin for that one

but the animals thing is soooo sad
i would cry if someone did that in front of me
and believe me
im not no fuckin softie lol
and if someone did it to my dog
i would fuckin kill them

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

yes i could have blown something up or killed my self but who the hell are you my mom??

No, but looks like you still need yours to take care of you... oh, and just because it is'nt as bad as puting an animal in a microwave dos'nt mean its acceptable.

[Tmar.aLL.DaYmar]

Well, my brother and his friends put a cat in the micro-wave for a few seconds at a party, and I guess it kinda fried its brains, because they said it started walking sideways after. I don't know if this is true, but it sounds reasonable, yes?

Very cruel, though...

i died alittle inside after i read that.

and to the kid who microwaved his brothers ipod; unless he was the biggest asshole in the world (and even still) not cool man. grow up. that shits expensive

[beachguy in thongs]

what the fuck is up with people putting(or atleast saying) animals in the microwave?? Sick fuckers, you guys have alot of childhood problems??

what the fuck is up with people putting(or atleast saying) animals in the microwave?? Sick fuckers, you guys have alot of childhood problems??

what the fuck is up with people putting(or atleast saying) animals in the microwave?? Sick fuckers, you guys have alot of childhood problems??

what the fuck is up with people putting(or atleast saying) animals in the microwave?? Sick fuckers, you guys have alot of childhood problems??

what the fuck is up with people putting(or atleast saying) animals in the microwave?? Sick fuckers, you guys have alot of childhood problems??

what the fuck is up with people putting(or atleast saying) animals in the microwave?? Sick fuckers, you guys have alot of childhood problems??

what the fuck is up with people putting(or atleast saying) animals in the microwave?? Sick fuckers, you guys have alot of childhood problems??

what the fuck is up with people putting(or atleast saying) animals in the microwave?? Sick fuckers, you guys have alot of childhood problems??

what the fuck is up with people putting(or atleast saying) animals in the microwave?? Sick fuckers, you guys have alot of childhood problems??

what the fuck is up with people putting(or atleast saying) animals in the microwave?? Sick fuckers, you guys have alot of childhood problems??

what the fuck is up with people putting(or atleast saying) animals in the microwave?? Sick fuckers, you guys have alot of childhood problems??

what the fuck is up with people putting(or atleast saying) animals in the microwave?? Sick fuckers, you guys have alot of childhood problems??

what the fuck is up with people putting(or atleast saying) animals in the microwave?? Sick fuckers, you guys have alot of childhood problems??

what the fuck is up with people putting(or atleast saying) animals in the microwave?? Sick fuckers, you guys have alot of childhood problems??

what the fuck is up with people putting(or atleast saying) animals in the microwave?? Sick fuckers, you guys have alot of childhood problems??

what the fuck is up with people putting(or atleast saying) animals in the microwave?? Sick fuckers, you guys have alot of childhood problems??
Do I have to say it?

Except there would be no "??" at the end. More like, "!!!".