im going to amdam and have an extra ticket. who wans a free trip there?

[hempomatic]

well i am going to amsterdam. i was expecting another friend to join me but he called me last night and said he couldnt go i will be leaving the 26 of may and return the 9th of june... also what are plaes i should go while there.... weed is legal there right?? i might have me some whilke there

well one tick trip open motel, first class flight.. the whole big deal

[hahaitsdoogle]

ill come

[Euphoric]

Wow vry generous of u :)

[Doctor mj]

HEY MAN ILL COME!!!!!
ADD ME ON MSN IF YOUR SERIOUS!

[email protected]

[Logs]

yeah, I'll meet you at the airport. ^He's a dirty bastard. You don't want to take him.

[rastabill89]

where do you live?

[BDubz26062]

id be there

[xblackdogx]

i have 30 free tickets too,
hit me up

was suppsed to go w/ a college club, OH well
amsterdam - May 27- June 10
barneys is first stop

[thebathroom]

sounds like a horror movie
dont do it

[hempomatic]

where do you live?

California. burbank area

[WeeDIndeeD420]

hostel

[spk]

hahahahahahha, that does totally remind me of hostel

[OtterPop]

If i had an extra ticket this thread would be called "So whos in a cocksucking mood?"

[graph]

If i had an extra ticket this thread would be called "So whos in a cocksucking mood?"
Nothing's ever free. We don't know it's not gonna turn out that way in the end.

Oh how scary this sounds.

[CaptainDankNuggets]

im down

[hempomatic]

well i guess i will have an extra seat then... atleast there wont be some fat stinky retarede fat ass setting right next to me in i have this extra tiket :-p

[tootsie roll]

well i guess i will have an extra seat then... atleast there wont be some fat stinky retarede fat ass setting right next to me in i have this extra tiket :-p


First class....free.....to Amsterdam. What hotel do you have booked?
What is your main reason for going?

[cannabis campbell]

theres a STRONG smell of bullshit in this thead :cool:.... *Looks over to hempomatic*.

[tootsie roll]

theres a STRONG smell of bullshit in this thead :cool:.... *Looks over to hempomatic*.



:thumbsup: :dance:

[graph]

Yeah, I think we all kinda smelled it. Well, at least I hope most of the people in here did.

[OtterPop]

*checks both his shoes*


I didnt step in anything...

[LittLeWinG]

Why dont you take a friend....taking someone to amsterdamn that u havnt met before from a marijuana site is kinda weird.

[Az.]

Why dont you take a friend....taking someone to amsterdamn that u havnt met before from a marijuana site is kinda weird.

I was thinking the same thing....

Im going aswell!!!
You get back the day before I go!!! I cant wait!!! WOOOOOOO

[beachguy in thongs]

In hempomatic's defense, if I needed a roommate, I'd probably come here and let you people know, first.

[Powder Puff]

lmao..

hahaha!!:)

Pretty funny.. The weird thing is, it's not even april 1st..:p

[God v2.0]

well i guess i will have an extra seat then... atleast there wont be some fat stinky retarede fat ass setting right next to me in i have this extra tiket :-ptake me, im chill, and i will smoke all of your weed cause im a pothead, but then i will buy us some hash to make up for it and then we will get baked outta our minds and then go fuck some really really hot prostitutes. at least in a-dam the hookers got healthcare and dental insurance plans. maybe i should go to a-dam and become a male prostitute, im hot so i could make thousands!!!!

[robert42]

hes goin to make a lampshade out of u RUN RUN RUN

[hempomatic]

First class....free.....to Amsterdam. .....
....What is your main reason for going?

shortened...



to legally smoke weed to get stoned outta my mind. i may also be going 4/12-4/29-- 07 :rasta: :rasta:

[God v2.0]

TAKE ME!!!

[Synthesizer Man]

How many of us in the UK really need a free ticket to Amsterdam?

The flight is the price of an eighth or two! :D

[del...]

10 more days until your vacation from here...!

[hempomatic]

wow the time has flew up on me.... i need to start saving money.. maby sell this ticket so i can visit some "coffe shopes" there well gotta go im trin to stay sober untill i go

[ChronicMike]

i will touch your penis.

TAKE ME.

[da haze meister]

i will touch your penis.

TAKE ME.
wow
and the award for least heterosexual statement of the night goes to
*opens envelope*
chronicmike

hempomatic is lying his face off.

[rainbows.rsexy]

ehwh ooooh ooh!!! ehw ooh oooh!

[da haze meister]

ehwh ooooh ooh!!! ehw ooh oooh!
speaking of worthless, stupid, fuckin pointless babble...
hi rainbows!

[hempomatic]

shut the goddamn fuck up DA HAZE MEISTER. i am going...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but chronic mike for that so effin gay "i will touch your enis" statement... i will definatally take you



oh and by the way. i have already foun someone to go wiht me nowi found one of my old friends from scool so .......

[Funkamander]

Oh, no way.

He didn't come through.

[tootsie roll]

wow
and the award for least heterosexual statement of the night goes to
*opens envelope*
chronicmike

hempomatic is lying his face off.
LMAO.
I quoted his post in my sig as a reminder to him. lol I don't know if I did it right tho. We'll see.:p

[tootsie roll]

Oh, no way.

He didn't come through.

No, no he didn't. Now he says he found an old friend from "scool" to go with.;)

[tokinggreg]

shut the goddamn fuck up DA HAZE MEISTER. i am going...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but chronic mike for that so effin gay "i will touch your enis" statement... i will definatally take you



oh and by the way. i have already foun someone to go wiht me nowi found one of my old friends from scool so .......

wait.. you have.. REAL.. friends?

[PaRaNoIa]

shut the goddamn fuck up DA HAZE MEISTER. i am going...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but chronic mike for that so effin gay "i will touch your enis" statement... i will definatally take you



oh and by the way. i have already foun someone to go wiht me nowi found one of my old friends from scool so .......
scool?

I can't see much of scHool wisdom in your words..

And, this is the biggest load ever...




Hey every one! I have this 1965 Ford Mustang, that I am so GRACIOUSLY giving away.. Who want's it? lol:dance:

[da haze meister]

lol
he is definitely not in school
unless its the third grade
fuckin cant talk hes a
wait whats the word
the kid at school that shits in a urinal
the kid at school that sits on the thumbtack
oh thats right
RETARD
RE-RE
IMBECILE
DUMBFUCK
lol he was lying this whole time
RIIIGHT one of his friends (the yellow teletubby and motherfucking barney)
decided to go with him
YAAY for truth
or lack thereof

[ChronicMike]

Damn that was a joke, but yeah whatever... some people need to light up.

[da haze meister]

lol@totalbullshit

[del...]

pot...kettle...black

[lovinlife]

Bullshit

[da haze meister]

pot...kettle...black
keep sayin that del...
besides the suicide thread (which i didnt even make)
what kind of thread have i made that even compared to this one
except that one when i was drunk
jesus dont ya'll know that hes lying his ass off?

[Jeff Spicoli]

and it all comes crashing down

[hempomatic]

lol
he is definitely not in school
unless its the third grade
fuckin cant talk hes a
wait whats the word
the kid at school that shits in a urinal
the kid at school that sits on the thumbtack
oh thats right
RETARD
RE-RE
IMBECILE
DUMBFUCK
lol he was lying this whole time
RIIIGHT one of his friends (the yellow teletubby and motherfucking barney)
decided to go with him
YAAY for truth
or lack thereof

well i meant to say school.. i have already graduated.. but i met up with one of my old friend after ppl searching them .

i nothic you are soo banned haze

[rainbows.rsexy]

keep sayin that del...
besides the suicide thread (which i didnt even make)
what kind of thread have i made that even compared to this one
except that one when i was drunk
jesus dont ya'll know that hes lying his ass off?


beh ehhoo ooh eh ooh oooh!:confused:

[PaRaNoIa]

i nothic you are soo banned haze

I notice you still can't spell, and you are getting pretty childish..

Oh, and by the way, this must have been the lamest prank ever..

[del...]

so, whatcha got planned for your last couple days in the states, hempo? all packed and ready for a-dam?

[hempomatic]

well i wil doing out of those learn dutch in 24 hours quick courses.. i know a little but porb non enough.. then tomorrow i will pack my bags and everything

[tootsie roll]

Damn that was a joke, but yeah whatever... some people need to light up.

I took it off. I thought it was funny at the moment. K?

[BobBong]

Let us know how your trip goes Hempo... :) Have fun!

Bob.

[TonyD]

No need to learn dutch everyone speaks English there.

[BobBong]

No need to learn dutch everyone speaks English there.

Of course, if you were actually going...you'd probably know that already.

[PaRaNoIa]

lol lol lol lol.. I still think this is the lamest thread ever..

I wouldn't ask on a forum, if somebody, I had NEVER met, would like to get a ticket.. lol..:p

[Shelbay]

It wouldn't be unheard of though..considering how many sites there are on the web for exactly that..to meet strangers you just met on the net..dangerous imo but people do it.

[PaRaNoIa]

Yeah, but still.. This hempomatic guy might be a nut job, just take a look at his spelling! Looks like he learned to spell at a mental assylum!

edit: spelling error!

[1234abcd]

hempomatic is full of mierda

[hempomatic]

Of course, if you were actually going...you'd probably know that already.

hey i was just wanting to be prepared and wanted something to do for the last few days in the states. well i am at a internet acess piont and its 10:45 pm
smoked some nice stuff and already forgot what it is called.

well i see that i leave the states and people start flaming me!
wel. i gotta go im ready to go back to my motel for the night, im tired

[del...]

well i am at a internet acess piont and its 10:45 pm


oh? and i suppose next we'll hear you're getting online by calling your home and going thru that line? pretty neat trick there boy!

[hempomatic]

actually this is where i get online ---EasyInternetcafé
Reguliersbreestraat (between the Munt and the Rembrandtplein), and smaller ones at Damrak 33, just south of Central Station, and Leidsestraat hey when they are open 24 hours a day its good for that 2 am post so del.. actualy i will kep my mouth shut since i am not sure what tone you were talking to me in..
hey everyone it is great here good food good weed... i think i will try to live here....ha ha that would be great.. legally getting stonede everyday of my life.....

hmmm.. i got some thinking to do... just if you visit do not forget your voltage converter

[MaryJaneScott]

actually this is where i get online ---EasyInternetcafé
Reguliersbreestraat (between the Munt and the Rembrandtplein), and smaller ones at Damrak 33, just south of Central Station, and Leidsestraat hey when they are open 24 hours a day its good for that 2 am post so del.. actualy i will kep my mouth shut since i am not sure what tone you were talking to me in..
hey everyone it is great here good food good weed... i think i will try to live here....ha ha that would be great.. legally getting stonede everyday of my life.....

hmmm.. i got some thinking to do... just if you visit do not forget your voltage converter

Internet
You can get internet access at a number of places, including
EasyInternetcafé
Reguliersbreestraat (between the Munt and the Rembrandtplein), and smaller ones at Damrak 33, just south of Central Station, and Leidsestraat 24.
Open 24 hours. Prices vary depending on how busy they are

Source: http://homepages.cwi.nl/~steven/amsterdam.html#communications

[BobBong]

Internet
You can get internet access at a number of places, including
EasyInternetcafé
Reguliersbreestraat (between the Munt and the Rembrandtplein), and smaller ones at Damrak 33, just south of Central Station, and Leidsestraat 24.
Open 24 hours. Prices vary depending on how busy they are

Source: http://homepages.cwi.nl/~steven/amsterdam.html#communications


It's amazing what you can find on the internet isn't it? Anything you want or need to know for whatever reason..is right at your finger tips.

[del...]

well wherever he goes next i hope they at least have a clock in the right time zone. it must make it hard on the tourists being off a couple hours like that.

[hahaitsdoogle]

Its my guess that he is lying.
or he likes to google things too. Why did you search that stuff maryjane

[BobBong]

Its my guess that he is lying.
or he likes to google things too. Why did you search that stuff maryjane

Maybe she recognized the line of text from her previous research on Amsterdam? But then... you could simply copy and paste that line in google and it comes up....so... you're obviously full of it Hempomatic...

[Nochowderforyou]

No need to learn dutch everyone speaks English there.

Were you dropped on your head as a child? No, not everyone speaks English there, idiot, they speak DUTCH! I should know, I was born there. :p

[graph]

Maybe she recognized the line of text from her previous research on Amsterdam? But then... you could simply copy and paste that line in google and it comes up....so... you're obviously full of it Hempomatic...
Come on though, who here didn't know that he was full of it?

So how much did the trip to amsterdam cost? You know, the one in your mind?

[hempomatic]

Maybe she recognized the line of text from her previous research on Amsterdam? But then... you could simply copy and paste that line in google and it comes up....so... you're obviously full of it Hempomatic...

AHEM THIS IS A HE NOT A SHE THAT YOU AER TALKING TO >>> ANYWAY I WAS AT the easyinternet cafe and googled it so everyone over here in the states would know..... well i think i cant stay up any longer.. tomorrow is a new day

[stangle12]

wait, so can i go to amdam or not?

[artisian]

I have a passport lets hit it man>?:rasta: :pimp: :thumbsup:

[PaRaNoIa]

This was pretty lame..:p

[del...]

hempo, this has gone on long enough.

i say you're not in a-dam and i have evidence to back me up...can you prove me wrong?

[sweetnhighz]

guess thats why he got banned......

[torbaci]

well i am going to amsterdam. i was expecting another friend to join me but he called me last night and said he couldnt go i will be leaving the 26 of may and return the 9th of june... also what are plaes i should go while there.... weed is legal there right?? i might have me some whilke there

well one tick trip open motel, first class flight.. the whole big deal
sounds fishy...
don't forget to bring us a-dam shoes from A-Dam!
:D

[del...]

oops, i just noticed that...thanks for pointing it out to me...hehehe

lol, it wasn't me...

[TonyD]

Well everyone i met their spoke perfect English, therefore everyone who a weed tourist like me would encounter speaks English thats why always say don't worry about them not being to speak English there's a TON of tourists in Amsterdam.

The French and Germans have to use English to speak to the dutch as well i saw that much from the 4 day trip. I just got back from Norway where i asked someone working in an mcdonalds if they spoke english i got a are you fucking stupid look and a "of course" for my trouble.

[sweetnhighz]

oops, i just noticed that...thanks for pointing it out to me...hehehe

lol, it wasn't me...


lol if i was mod believe me i would of banned him, kids need a break and enjoy summer!

[del...]

yeah i was getting set to do it myself but wanted to wait to see what he had to say about it or if he was just going to dig himself a deeper hole. or perhaps he really was using his home connection...i've used my aol number when traveling and it registered me as being home when i posted. but it's a long distant call going that route and unless one has a calling plan it'd get very expensive...and no plan i know of offers unlimited long distance to-from a foreign country. but still, i would have liked to see him squirm a bit before being sent to his room...oh well.

[sweetnhighz]

well i seen the convo between him and haze and i dunno what was up with it but pretty much he said he didnt go to the dam that he knew somebody over there blah blah, jus a bunch of mumbo jumbo.....

[BobBong]

I was the one that banned hempomatic.. not only for being a dink , but for posting a "Da haze meister is such a dumbass" thread and being an all around troll....

it didn't help that he/she had two profiles and was pretending to be two different people.

[cannabis campbell]

lol whats the point of that

[hempingpuss]

oh man who is this guy!!!!!!!!?????????????

[cannabis campbell]

Erm probably you seeing as you bumped it!

[slipknotpsycho]

oh man who is this guy!!!!!!!!?????????????


it didn't help that he/she had two profiles and was pretending to be two different people.

it's not very wise to just basicly flat out state you're a currently banned alter ego...

matter of fact, bobbong is on right now.

[geonagual]

HAHA! Busted..put him in the Iron Maiden...

[slipknotpsycho]

matter of fact....

[weedmaster]

booooooooooooo