wasywon
05-14-2006, 12:44 PM
Recipe for Happiness*
This recipe must not be used if you have commitments the day you??re using it.
Please enjoy this recipe at your leisure.
YOU WILL NEED
Good friends ?? one or two? Your best mates
A tablespoon
A bottle of Jack Daniel??s
A small amount of pot
Short Rizla??s ?? Whatever colour you prefer, I like blue or green.
A lighter
Amber Leaf tobacco
A stereo system and some of your favourite music (preferably chilled music, I recommend the Beatles.)
* This recipe is no substitute for being a happy person, use responsibly and when appropriate.
DIRECTIONS:
These directions are guidelines only, and is intended for all members of the occasion to partake in at once. Each person should:
1. Consume three desert spoons of Jack Daniel??s Tennessee Whiskey at your leisure within half an hour.
2. Roll a standard tobacco roll-up but don??t lick the seal. Just have the tobacco ready and waiting inside the Rizla (preferably on an oak table).
3. Now add a pinch of finely ground pot to the tobacco, no more as this will make a ??spliff? or ??joint?, and finish the rolling process.
I recommend not using a roach, but it??s up to you.
4. Put the Beatles on quietly as background music and wait for the Jack Daniel??s Tennessee Whiskey to settle.
5. Go somewhere you are allowed to smoke, if possible make this the room you??re gathering in.
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6. Smoke the roll-ups together (I advise sitting) and do so casually and socially.
7. Enjoy the evening, drinking Jack Daniel??s Tennessee Whiskey at you??re pleasure.
The above are Guidelines only, each consumer is different and make require different quantities ?? tinker with it and you??ll figure it out.
These instructions are not intended for chavs, heavy drinkers, or Lee Greenwood.
PLEASE RESPECT THE LAWS OF YOUR LAND AND DO NOT BREAK THEM BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO, BUT IF YOU WANT TO THEN I??M NOT SAYING DON??T.
This recipe must not be used if you have commitments the day you??re using it.
Please enjoy this recipe at your leisure.
YOU WILL NEED
Good friends ?? one or two? Your best mates
A tablespoon
A bottle of Jack Daniel??s
A small amount of pot
Short Rizla??s ?? Whatever colour you prefer, I like blue or green.
A lighter
Amber Leaf tobacco
A stereo system and some of your favourite music (preferably chilled music, I recommend the Beatles.)
* This recipe is no substitute for being a happy person, use responsibly and when appropriate.
DIRECTIONS:
These directions are guidelines only, and is intended for all members of the occasion to partake in at once. Each person should:
1. Consume three desert spoons of Jack Daniel??s Tennessee Whiskey at your leisure within half an hour.
2. Roll a standard tobacco roll-up but don??t lick the seal. Just have the tobacco ready and waiting inside the Rizla (preferably on an oak table).
3. Now add a pinch of finely ground pot to the tobacco, no more as this will make a ??spliff? or ??joint?, and finish the rolling process.
I recommend not using a roach, but it??s up to you.
4. Put the Beatles on quietly as background music and wait for the Jack Daniel??s Tennessee Whiskey to settle.
5. Go somewhere you are allowed to smoke, if possible make this the room you??re gathering in.
s
6. Smoke the roll-ups together (I advise sitting) and do so casually and socially.
7. Enjoy the evening, drinking Jack Daniel??s Tennessee Whiskey at you??re pleasure.
The above are Guidelines only, each consumer is different and make require different quantities ?? tinker with it and you??ll figure it out.
These instructions are not intended for chavs, heavy drinkers, or Lee Greenwood.
PLEASE RESPECT THE LAWS OF YOUR LAND AND DO NOT BREAK THEM BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO, BUT IF YOU WANT TO THEN I??M NOT SAYING DON??T.