Anyone going to hit on MILF's tomorrow?

[High Im Hi]

I am...I plan on wakin' n bakin' and hitting up the mall and Barnes & Noble and Target, and whereever else MILF's may shop at and plan on coming home with some numbers.

Who's down w/ me on this stoned mission....

[Pete Rock]

Count me in. I'm down for some milf huntin.

[High Im Hi]

Count me in. I'm down for some milf huntin.


milf huntin', haha might as well bring a vid cam with ya. Who knows how long till you get those horny single mom's into the bed, maybe a couple hours lol

[CaptainDankNuggets]

DUDE IM TOTALLY DOWN FOR THAT, GET SOME FUKING MILFS AND SHIT BUT KNOWING ME IM GONAN COME HOME WITH MORE THAN JUST A NUMBER AND A GIRL MORE 2 GIRLS MAN HAHA!!

[Cooler Then Jesus]

DUDE IM TOTALLY DOWN FOR THAT, GET SOME FUKING MILFS AND SHIT BUT KNOWING ME IM GONAN COME HOME WITH MORE THAN JUST A NUMBER AND A GIRL MORE 2 GIRLS MAN HAHA!!

your in the cool kid club now!

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

Umm... most moms will be home spending time with their families, probably (or hopefully) not shopping too much... :confused:

[Kush Over]

I am...I plan on wakin' n bakin' and hitting up the mall and Barnes & Noble and Target, and whereever else MILF's may shop at and plan on coming home with some numbers.

Who's down w/ me on this stoned mission....

Wake n' Bakin' on some of that shit you claimed 'you were told was some Grapefruit' or whatever? Then, it turned out you jacked the picture off of fucking Wikipedia. http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=65004

[OtterPop]

your going to go get MILF's numbers?? MILF hunting??? Lay off the porn kid....please....


Brace for the impact when you get told off lol

[dopeman420]

Wake n' Bakin' on some of that shit you claimed 'you were told was some Grapefruit' or whatever? Then, it turned out you jacked the picture off of fucking Wikipedia. http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=65004
hahaha. that made me laugh

[orangeman]

Lol that would be hillarious to see xD, hope you dont get slapped hahaha.

[RevolverBlaze]

that is funny. I've had a few older chicks but watch out man, they may try to get serious like one did me :D was indeed scary

[God v2.0]

Good thread haha, my problem is when im around a n older lady and she hot, she usually wants to fuck me just because she wants younger meat. wants more energy in the sack and someone who can get it up and keep it up for hours.


like me.


anyways today i wanna go hunting for 20-something year olds, theres this girl who i REALLY like because shes so nice. Im sure she doesn't dig me as much as i like her, but i wanna see if i can get her to break-up w/ her boyfriend, because he got into some bad drugs and just sits at home all day while his girl is out making money for him to spend on his habit.

this girl is cute, she has a FINE body and i swear to god she is the sweetest girl i have EVER met. which is exactly the kind of girl i want. she also smokes weed, she used to do speed i think but she quit.

so tonight if i see her and shes not with her boyfriend I am going to see if she'll go for me. I mean she hass a few weeks to make up her mind before she moves to a diff city with this guy and signs a new lease. so if i can get her to stay then i will move out, get a second job and hopefull get to really know this godess.

[muncheemama]

your going to go get MILF's numbers?? MILF hunting??? Lay off the porn kid....please....


Brace for the impact when you get told off lol
heehee, so true...:thumbsup:

[TheLion]

Man, MILFs are totally attainable, you just gotta find the right ones. It's not too tough.

[pogmoasal1]

just go to the grocery store durring the day and give them the old
my cucumber is bigger then yours