ya...

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

ok well lol this is way towards girls but dudes feel free to answer what do u think is small like size wise cuz i think i am and ya :(

[maryjanemama]

I read this comment in Playboy once, "I went out with this guy who's dick was the size of one of those pink erasers...I couldn't tell if he was trying to fuck me or erase me!" Enough said.

[Lulu]

Hey Penguin
Is it bigger than these? :p

[Ammie]

lmfao u2 omfg thats classic :D:D

[GHoSToKeR]

ok well lol this is way towards girls but dudes feel free to answer what do u think is small like size wise cuz i think i am and ya :(
mines like a babys arm holdin an apple...

[apsinthion]

mines like a babys arm holdin an apple...

Mine's a babys finger holding a baked bean :D

[Ammie]

mines like a babys arm holdin an apple...
lmfao i cant believe u posted that u silly ass :D

[Ammie]

Mine's a babys finger holding a baked bean :D
lmfao hahhahahahahahaahahhaah omfg thats funny shit :D

















ur jokein right :confused:

[dog420]

LMAO lulu that sure made me laugh

And penguin i wouldnt worrie about it m8...its wot u do with it ...not the size.

Peace

[apsinthion]

lmfao hahhahahahahahaahahhaah omfg thats funny shit :D

















ur jokein right :confused:


No really!!!

Come's in handy when I forget my key's and need somthing to pick the lock with! :p

[Kronik Bagz]

hmmmm.....
well i guess u can practice usin ur tongue,

but i hear 5-7 inches iz normal

[apsinthion]

I read that once you are 6 inch's into the vagina then the rest is numb! I read this in a famous doctors autobiograpie (sp). So It' gotta be right eh? :D

[Stingray]

I've also read that you do get such a thing as too big...but Penguin, i'm a firm believer that it's not what you got but what you do with it...and penetration is NOT the only way to get a woman to that other dimension...

[Stingray]

Oh, forgot to to add this...if you want some good advise about sex, etc. got to www.askmen.com

[Ammie]

but i hear 5-7 inches iz normal


OMFG :eek: plz tell me thats just an old wives tale and its not true :confused:

[kyle]

penguin that post took balls, but 4-8 inches in normal, and dude u shouldent worry about that kinda stuff, i worry about it sometimes too but if u try u can find all sorts of problems with yourself, so dont worry about it, ur the way u were made man, and it aint the size of the wand, its the magic in it dude

[GHoSToKeR]

penguin that post took balls, but 4-8 inches in normal, and dude u shouldent worry about that kinda stuff, i worry about it sometimes too but if u try u can find all sorts of problems with yourself, so dont worry about it, ur the way u were made man, and it aint the size of the wand, its the magic in it dude
:eek: just dont get any of your fuckin "magic" anywhere near me :eek:

[raven]

I read this comment in Playboy once, "I went out with this guy who's dick was the size of one of those pink erasers...I couldn't tell if he was trying to fuck me or erase me!" Enough said.




whoa! I would of so bailed after that :eek:
You got fucked by an eraser :( Thats just too fucking bad.
Never came across one of those before :o

[kyle]

LOL, dont worry ghost ill keep my "magic" ten feet away at all times, just don gimme a restraining order

[Lola]

ahhahahaha omfg wtf this thread owns u all:p

[Imotep]

uze r funny.

[sawleaf]

Mine's a security threat on Southwest airlines! hahaha ;)

[clevemire]

ur the way u were made man, and it aint the size of the wand, its the magic in it dudeThat's what dudes with small units say to make themselves feel better :D

[raven]

Mine's a security threat on Southwest airlines! hahaha ;)
Do they call you the walking barbell :eek: ? :p

[PiercedPipehittin]

haha, she was worried about the 5-7 inches. and man, that guy was brave to post that hahaha

[Gaylord Focker]

hung like a gnat here :)

[YES]

Maybe you should post a pic and we can help you out. Im kidding, nobody wants to see that. lol.

Dude, your 15 right? Dont worry about it.You still got some growing to do.

Im 15 also, and i dont have anything to brag about, but i dont have anything to be ashamed of either. My (as cleve once called it, and i laughed for a half hour) Jimmy John does the deed.

That hummer pic was great. Everytime i see a guy with a hummer i think the same thing.

But dont be thinking your gonna grow up and look like some of those guys in pornos. Any guy with a 16 inch dong belongs in the circus.

[Sinsemilla Jones]

But pot aint a penis.
:p


OMFG :eek: plz tell me thats just an old wives tale and its not true :confused:That's true. Average is a little less than 6", according to the Kinsey Report and Masters & Johnson, but those are many decades old now. Guess the average could have changed somewhat, but I doubt by much.;)

So, is that too small or too big, Ammie?
:confused:

Either way, you can find ones a lot bigger and a lot smaller.
:eek:

Funny, no one ever talks about the size of vaginas.
:p

Or mouths or assholes for that matter.
:D

All of which probably have a lot to do with what size penis a woman (or man) might prefer.
;)

[Lola]

Funny, no one ever talks about the size of vaginas.
:p







One size fits most :p

[Imotep]

cant get my donger into arses sometimes...
big donger? nope, tight arses lol.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

penguin that post took balls, but 4-8 inches in normal, and dude u shouldent worry about that kinda stuff, i worry about it sometimes too but if u try u can find all sorts of problems with yourself, so dont worry about it, ur the way u were made man, and it aint the size of the wand, its the magic in it dude


lol thanks man ya well i was just thinkin about it and ya lol hmm well then im normal yay! lol ya i use to do all that time i use to be so self concious not anymore tho only about my dick lol

[GHoSToKeR]

lol thanks man ya well i was just thinkin about it and ya lol hmm well then im normal yay! lol ya i use to do all that time i use to be so self concious not anymore tho only about my dick lolwell just dont walk around with your cock out in public, and dont go swinging it in peoples faces, and the problem shouldnt arise too often (no pun intended) lol

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

lol ya i usually keep my dick to myself...well myself and the ladies ;) haha

[Ammie]

lol ya i usually keep my dick to myself...well myself and the ladies ;) haha


lmfao hahahahahah omfg :eek:

[Dr. Zoidberg]

Dude, your 15 right? Dont worry about it.You still got some growing to do.This diagnosis is correct.
The young human male should not be so concerned with the size of his genitals. Most likely still underdeveloped at his tender age.

[PiercedPipehittin]

dr zoidberg! ahhh hahaha. futurama is my favorite to watch while im high! and zoidberg is the best!

[YES]

This diagnosis is correct.
The young human male should not be so concerned with the size of his genitals. Most likely still underdeveloped at his tender age.

Yeah, but why did you have to say it like that. lol. You rock Dr. Zoidberg.

[wardrobe grower 78]

hey my missus asked me to fill her cave with 9 inches and make her bleed,so i had 2 fuck her 3 times then hit her over the head with a bottle lol

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

hey my missus asked me to fill her cave with 9 inches and make her bleed,so i had 2 fuck her 3 times then hit her over the head with a bottle lol


LMAO haha that gave me a good laugh :D

[psychocat]

A girl once asked me to give her 9 inches............... :cool:
























I had to fold the bastard in half lol

[maryjanemama]

Lol, Psychocat, too funny! I agree with Bagz, the tongue and hands can make up for a lot. :) You can have a big huge penis and be absolutely clueless, it's like owning a machine gun and not knowing how to aim or fire it.

I also want to say that I am so glad that I am not a guy!

[Lord M.A.H]

Quick, someone find the magnifying glass!!
I had a guy once, and it disapeared afterwards! horrendous. :O !
I thought "WTF!" Where the hell did it go?'
I laughed after, the only good thing, I felt sorry for him, I mean, how can they piss if they need tweezers to hold it? let alone find it.

I prefer fingers myself, more agile. The bigger the hands, the better ! ;) Fit the boobs better too. Boobs, as opposed to tittys, mind.


Oh, and asses are outlets, not inlets, in case you're confused. Plz, no chocolate soldiers here!!

[maryjanemama]

Once, the first time I saw this guy naked he sort of smiled sheepishly and said, "I know....I'm a little short down there." Hahahaha. He made up for it in other ways. Good hands, even better tongue. :p ;) Ooops, I've said too much.

[SomeDude]

Most women can't orgasm by stimulation of the vaginal wall alone, and for them, sex is more in the mind than the body(for the most part). Just remember that the clit is where it's at. Even if your dong is huge, you usually have to stimulate the clitoris anyway for the woman to reach orgasm. Also, remeber, that women make love with their entire bodies and not just the genitals and normally thought of erogenous zones, as men usually think of it, so take that into consideration. So, regardless of your size, your penis alone is not usually not gonna do the job by itself.

This is just what I (a man) think, so if anyone of the female persuasion would like to correct me, go ahead.

[ickivicki]

average is considered 6 inches. So I'd say 5-7 is in the normal range. Remember penetration isn't the only thing that gets a girl off... there's a whole mess of shit down.

[maryjanemama]

Remember penetration isn't the only thing that gets a girl off....Yeah, like handing us your credit card...or cash, cash will get me off, too. Hell, after that you can go hang with your friends and I won't care if you ever come back.

[Proof]

lol if a girl thinks ur shit in a bed then that makes u feel like shit jus keep bangin till she screamin then u no she likes it unless she fakin it then hmm i duno what to do try the old fingers :D

[toejam]

my ex-girlfriend told me it's like sucking on a nipple, now I understand why she'd always have cookies on the nightstand.

[devilgirl]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[teknonra]

a good 2ft is good.....................if your an elephant!!!

[jacquelyne]

everyones different ive had a pretty small one about 2 in when hard TRUE it was i was a little dissapointed but he lasted like 1 min max TRUE TOO so it was over before it even began needless to say i never seen him again.It was small and he couldnt even use it.Anything over 4 inch as long as its got a bit thickness

[Lulu]

Anything over 4 inch as long as its got a bit thickness
....and provided they still had a tongue in their head :p ~lol~

[SmokeyPotter]

It's nice when you don't have to worry about this kind of thing. I love being naturally huge...

But seriously, I think that if it's big enough to wank off, you should be good for vaginal insertion. Heh, that sounds funny...

VAGINAL INSERTION IN 3... 2... 1... :eek: :D

[its me guys]

AVERAGE is actually 5 1/2 inches, but i hate it, size does matter, and that thing about it being numb 6 inches in.....NOT TRUE. but you don't have to worry about size, there ARE other ways to please a woman.

[Sentinel]

we talkin erect or limp here

[NoosaHeads]

everyones different ive had a pretty small one about 2 in when hard TRUE it was i was a little dissapointed but he lasted like 1 min max TRUE TOO so it was over before it even began needless to say i never seen him again.It was small and he couldnt even use it.Anything over 4 inch as long as its got a bit thickness



I think i know you...:( :o