Worst Bust Ever

[Crosis]

Ever been busted by the cops? Parents? Landlord? Doesn't matter, share your stories.

[orangeman]

Nope, came close to being busted though. Thank God the police must've didnt feel like doin his job. He searched me and felt right over that Phillie Blunt (You all know Phillis are about the size of a White Owl cigarillo holder lol) and I had 2 sacks of weed on me. I couldnt believe he didnt feel it, I guess being calm does pay off :p.

[Smokin EnDo]

We got pulled over in a car we were joyriding because we looked suspicious and the music was loud. He said we drove better than most adults but what got us was no license plate infront, illegal in NJ, and the inspection sticker was invalid also. it was a 1990 eclipse. They kept making weed jokes and called us retards, shitheads, fuck ups, all which we were. I am so depressed and jst hope nobody outside my family hears it like my school or my work. I'm an B+ A student and we just had a talk with the class about how pot impairs your driving judgement. I just hope my best friend isn't too badly punished because he got the DUI, driving w/o a license, and the paraphenalia and possesion, which we both had about 1 gram each. He's not getting his license for 2 years so whens hes 18. We probably wont be seeing each other for awhile and i think im going to have to quit the pot for a good while.

[paperlunatic]

the only times that i have been busted, were by my dad.
but he smokes pot,
and actualy, the first time i was busted, it was from smoking HIS bowl.
lmao
He usualy just says "HEy, dont smoke pot in the house"

then he tries to be a good parrent and says sumthin like "dont smoke pot, you shouldnt.. uh.... it... bad,... or sumthin...?"
haha,
He cant find it in his heart to yell at me for smokin weed, because he is usualy high when he busts me.

[Tom Swierzbinski]

I came VERY close one time, but the nice cops in England didnt do jack shit. Heres what happened:

Bought an eighth of a guy I know, and decided to smoke a blunt in the park. This park is opposite a Primary School, and it was in the summer holidays. Well, it was about 10pm. We sit in the bandstand smoking, and we see a cop standing about 15 metres away at the gate. Hes downwind of us aswell, so he mustve smelt it cos this stuff was stinky shit. Anyway, we finish the blunt (a good 30 mins) and walk out, past the cop. He says to us 'alright lads' and we just say back 'alright'. He walked off in the opposite direction.

That was the best time ever. It proved to me that some cops are starting to realise that theyve got better things to do than bust a harmless pothead. There are quite a few chavs in this area, and as we all know, chavs bring crime - and in that sense alone,

COPS

ARE

GOOD

:)


Love :pimp:

[bringingbackthemetal]

I just got busted last week with 2 and a half ounces of pot and an ounce of unreal good mushrooms and 2 scales and a buster and some cash and all that crooked cop did was take all my shit and drop me off at my buddies house

[Swizzy89304]

Damn, thats lucky. You in the UK or the US?
Either way, with that much your lucky to have got away with nothing on yer record about it.

[jimmymickeyrob]

ive only ever been early caught... 3 times, all by family, once was when ther was loadsa ground up weed that fell on the floor and i neva bnothered to hoover an to covered in shit to smoke me uncle saw an was like "whts this?" an i sai d its tobacoo (he dosent think i smoke at all an my m8 jus came round) m8 4gt to clean up after he rolled" an he seemed suspicios bt no mre was said, second time we wer all in our cirlce aboutside college an we wer bout to get couple of pre rolled ones out wen my parents pulled up an asked what we wer doin luckly we all had beer an i said we where drinkin, we wer hiding cos we wer 17 an to young to drink (im in UK) we hadnt gt the J's out yet an they brough it, turns out i asked them 4 a lift an i was just to stoned wen i asked to remba. third time me an 2 m8s hotboxed my bedroom, we used as much fabreeze an de smell things but room still reeked afta geting through an once, parents came bak afta mates left an said it smelt funni an i said that i like insense candles an they brough it. thank god cos parents caught my 25 year old cousin smokin tobacco, an i dunno what happened but he ended up crying he was a promising student at college now he's been through 3 jobs in like 3 months he now has shitty factory job. i mean they reported him to the police wen they found sum weed few weeks lata he didnt even have 1 spliffs worth left!!

[notsocoolnow]

i have ADD and shit so like i dont think when im cleaning up and stuff and i shove stuff everywhere and forget about it eeven when im not blazed. so in the past week my parents have found

1/8th weed
1 bong
3 pipes
1 hookah
12 empty beer cans
1 gram salvia 5x
orange zigs
1 bottle vodka

ughh a lotta that shit is from like months agoo but i forgetttt about it. i think im stopping everything for a while. at least till i graduate

[jimmymickeyrob]

gud idea cept 4 salvia, seein as its legal if someone has a problem if u using that they cant really do much, well at least its legal here in uk dunno bout USA, i really gt 2 try salvia....

[notsocoolnow]

its also legal for me to have the hookah and salvia and stuff they say not under their roof or while theyre paying for my college next year and stuff.

[jimmymickeyrob]

suppose they have a point there...

[Skink]

I got busted when I was young... there was 5 of us and we were toking a bong in a circle in the local park... The pigs raided us and arrested us all... I got charged with possession and smoking,but there was no dope on me,only on the ground in the circle as I threw it there when I seen what was about to go down... one other had it in his pocket when he was searched,fool...

The day of the trial I was asked if it was my weed ,I said no... The prosecutor asked if I was smoking weed at the park that night and I replied No... The Prosecutor then asked if ever smoked weed,,, I said that it was irrelevant to this case,but No I never smoked marijuana... The judge then threw the case out stating lack of evidence...

The trial story hit the local paper and I saved the article as I was SOOOOO proud... The local cops dogged me until I left that sad ass town :rasta: :rasta: :rasta:

[hahaitsdoogle]

o realli, you saved it throw that article up i wanna see how funny it is, you can black out your name and stuff. and city

[the joint meister]

my worst ever was when i was twelve heres what happend

i was at my best friends house and when i got back my rom was all kleen and when i left it was dirty as hell and my dad had got all six of my pot plants and of my porno mags this little comic strip that i had roote about hw gay he was and countless ther things and all he did was yell at me no beating

[The Figment]

Once fer me At The 1990 Louisville Ky Grateful Dead Show...Sales-Did nine Mo.
Once fer my Girlfriend...May 2002,151 Lbs. Sexey Mexey inna trunk of her car. That was-is a mess...2 1/2 Years Feddy Time,3 1/2 Years Parole,Loss of house,Two cars, And Cost over $45,000 Sometimes We Win...Sometimes They Do

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