View Full Version : Aliens existing would mean more drugs?
RevolverBlaze
05-12-2006, 06:56 PM
Just hit me after my second bowl this morning, since aliens do exist [we just lack the contact or proof right now, but you all know it true] Don'y you think they'd have drugs too, and different badass stuff? I got all excited and had to log on just to share my deep thought of the day.
Skink
05-12-2006, 07:09 PM
Aliens have a orgasm machine,but alien genitals are much smaller than ours...
RevolverBlaze
05-12-2006, 07:10 PM
fuck, well alins would have insta clone machines >.> fuck yeah I'd only be buying dimebags forever after that.
paperlunatic
05-12-2006, 07:37 PM
fuck, well alins would have insta clone machines >.> fuck yeah I'd only be buying dimebags forever after that.
lol, cloning dimebags .... brilliant
MaryJaneintheCloset
05-12-2006, 07:42 PM
Ahh... that is a legitimate question. Really deep thought of the day! :)
Psycho4Bud
05-12-2006, 07:43 PM
From Heavy Metal
http://www.hundland.com/scripts/Heavy-Metal.htm
ZEKE
Hey, do we have any of that
Plutonian Nyborg left?
EDSEL
Uh, yeah. Just one bag. Uh, it's
in the transmitter compartment.
ZEKE
Uh, thanks man.
ZEKE opens a hatch and pulls out a double-spouted plastic
bag on wheels the size of a steamer-trunk. It is full of
white powder.
He pours two fifteen-foot lines of powder onto the floor.
Then, he pauses.
ZEKE
(surveying the lines)
Oh great. Think this is enough?
EDSEL
(thinking)
Uhh ... nah. Go for broke.
ZEKE
Good thinking, man.
As he resumes pouring, ZEKE begins singing to himself in an
alien tongue. When the lines are poured, they both stand at
the start of the trail of white powder, and part their hair
to reveal nostrils hidden in their foreheads.
ZEKE & EDSEL
Nose dive!
They both start to criss-cross the room, inhaling the white
powder like vaccuum cleaners. As they happily snort the
Nyborg, the camera pans back to the glass receiving jar, and
moves down through the broken pieces of DOCTOR ANRAK. Reaching
his lifeless face, the camera moves around to the back of the
head. Through the shattered metal we can see a green ball,
glowing inside ANRAK'S skullpiece.
xblackdogx
05-12-2006, 07:45 PM
you wouldn't notice an alien if you saw one...
it would be so different it's unimaginable
Swizzy89304
05-12-2006, 08:23 PM
Well just think of this...
With all the new planets that are forming, and the immense size of the universe, doesnt it make sense that theres a planet out there thats just a huge trichome?
orangeman
05-12-2006, 08:31 PM
Probably but I dont want their shit, it'll probably kill me xD.
CrAzYpOtHeAd
05-12-2006, 08:31 PM
Well, aliens would have better tecnology than us (something we could'nt even imagine!) so i would guess they would have a bunch of cool drugs, but then again, they might not, because they might not need/want drugs. But if they did im sure it would be like the "perfect drug". Ya know, has very strong affects, but would'nt have any negative effects on one's mental or phyicall state.
Ah, it'll be so cool when humans make proper contact with aliens :) unless its gonna be like independence day or mars attack.
opiuser
05-12-2006, 08:32 PM
dude.... have you guys seen the pot from venus????
it doesnt have buds, just huge crystals
cannabis campbell
05-12-2006, 08:39 PM
What if its too strong and you have to be an alien to take it!?
Kush Over
05-12-2006, 08:40 PM
Well, aliens would have better tecnology than us (something we could'nt even imagine!) so i would guess they would have a bunch of cool drugs, but then again, they might not, because they might not need/want drugs. But if they did im sure it would be like the "perfect drug". Ya know, has very strong affects, but would'nt have any negative effects on one's mental or phyicall state.
Ah, it'll be so cool when humans make proper contact with aliens :) unless its gonna be like independence day or mars attack.
People forget about the even stronger possibility of primitive species in young solar systems. It's all about technology, and flying saucers! Whoosh!
But no thought in regards to a planet comparable to our own, except only seventy million years younger, or even more.
But it regards to the topic -- Alien Drugs -- does anyone remember Cheech & Chong's Next Movie? The 'space coke' Chong and Cheech's cousin Red [ DeWayne Mendoza ] picked up at the end of the movie? LoL
CrAzYpOtHeAd
05-12-2006, 08:48 PM
People forget about the even stronger possibility of primitive species in young solar systems. It's all about technology, and flying saucers! Whoosh!
But no thought in regards to a planet comparable to our own, except only seventy million years younger, or even more.
But it regards to the topic -- Alien Drugs -- does anyone remember Cheech & Chong's Next Movie? The 'space coke' Chong and Cheech's cousin Red [ DeWayne Mendoza ] picked up at the end of the movie? LoL
I believe that if there is more inteligent life out there, that they could help us to make this world (and the universe) a better place. But then again, they could see us as a threat (or a deasease, cuz for all we know they could be alergic to us) and wipe us all out. Either way, im not 100% sure about wether there is life out there or not, but im pretty certain, i mean, the univerise is HUGE (or infinitive, im not sure) and to me it makes no sense why we would be the only life in this whole universe, on a tiny little rock.
minnesota man
05-12-2006, 08:51 PM
Just hit me after my second bowl this morning, since aliens do exist [we just lack the contact or proof right now, but you all know it true] Don'y you think they'd have drugs too, and different badass stuff? I got all excited and had to log on just to share my deep thought of the day.
Hahaha. You're so high, you're making me high by reading this.
Skink
05-12-2006, 09:01 PM
you wouldn't notice an alien if you saw one...
it would be so different it's unimaginable
Incorrect,,,they look just like us,well the only diff is that they have pointy ears...
Kush Over
05-12-2006, 09:19 PM
I believe that if there is more inteligent life out there, that they could help us to make this world (and the universe) a better place. But then again, they could see us as a threat (or a deasease, cuz for all we know they could be alergic to us) and wipe us all out. Either way, im not 100% sure about wether there is life out there or not, but im pretty certain, i mean, the univerise is HUGE (or infinitive, im not sure) and to me it makes no sense why we would be the only life in this whole universe, on a tiny little rock.
It's okay to believe there's plenty of other forms of life in the universe, but to assume it'd immediately be more intelligent than us is far fetched. While I do believe there are sentient beings in our own galaxy and others, I don't believe it has to necessarily be 'technologically advanced.' I'm talking about shit we could honestly compare to dinosaurs and other prehistoric life. I'm talking about shit that won't be discovered by us until we actually visit it.
The problem with humans is that most are reluctant to let go of the little piece of rock we have here, or are just generally too ignorant for their own good [ the religiously inclined are the predominate source of opposition when it comes to scientific advancement ]. Ironically, however, they pollute the fuck out of the one thing they claim to cherish most.
It's great listening to someone talk about how the world is such a dirty place, then witness them toss a piece of trash like a cigarette butt on the ground.
king kong bong
05-12-2006, 09:22 PM
i always thought about using alien technology to grow bud. you could probably have a full grown plant in a matter of seconds.
Capt. Carl
05-12-2006, 09:32 PM
I think that when humankind meets these aliens, we should each exchange the best drug made by each race... Ours of course, would be LSD!
It's true. I have personaly been to space and smoked space weed. It's basically super hash, but on a stick in the ground.
Stoner Shadow Wolf
05-12-2006, 10:33 PM
From Heavy Metal
http://www.hundland.com/scripts/Heavy-Metal.htm
ZEKE
Hey, do we have any of that
Plutonian Nyborg left?
EDSEL
Uh, yeah. Just one bag. Uh, it's
in the transmitter compartment.
ZEKE
Uh, thanks man.
ZEKE opens a hatch and pulls out a double-spouted plastic
bag on wheels the size of a steamer-trunk. It is full of
white powder.
He pours two fifteen-foot lines of powder onto the floor.
Then, he pauses.
ZEKE
(surveying the lines)
Oh great. Think this is enough?
EDSEL
(thinking)
Uhh ... nah. Go for broke.
ZEKE
Good thinking, man.
As he resumes pouring, ZEKE begins singing to himself in an
alien tongue. When the lines are poured, they both stand at
the start of the trail of white powder, and part their hair
to reveal nostrils hidden in their foreheads.
ZEKE & EDSEL
Nose dive!
They both start to criss-cross the room, inhaling the white
powder like vaccuum cleaners. As they happily snort the
Nyborg, the camera pans back to the glass receiving jar, and
moves down through the broken pieces of DOCTOR ANRAK. Reaching
his lifeless face, the camera moves around to the back of the
head. Through the shattered metal we can see a green ball,
glowing inside ANRAK'S skullpiece.
oh god how i forgot how much i LOVE that movie :D
RevolverBlaze
05-12-2006, 10:49 PM
think i seen part of Heavy Metal a long long tme ago on mtv, the b-17 cartoon is something i remember a long time ago,w as very graphic, ALAWYS wanted to know what it was called so I could see it again. My p2p program sucks, anyone got it?
Stoner Shadow Wolf
05-12-2006, 10:54 PM
yeah the b-17 part of the movie is AWESOME! gotta love the soundtrack that accompanies the movie as well.
anyone know what the green ball is? i've only been able to WATCH the movie, i have bad hearing,s o if there's a story, it failed me time and time again :(
Isnt Edsel a guy from the band DOPE.
www.Dopearmy.com
eddievanzant
05-13-2006, 10:06 AM
Did you know that stuff in brackets aren't shown in previews?
RevolverBlaze
05-13-2006, 10:46 PM
I did not know that, thank you for the informative bit of information you have shared with us today.
flamingskullballs
05-13-2006, 10:59 PM
ok...nothing says that an alien would be even carbon based...
maybe they would be made out of H2O...and snort powdered zinc...
ChronicMike
05-13-2006, 11:11 PM
You know aliens have the bomb chronic.
Fan o KmK
05-14-2006, 12:49 AM
listen to weed war by either kmk or icp i dont remmeber but its so funny.
a long time ago in a far away galaxy alien dope fiends rounded up da weed! they build a ship with a cannabis radar n before they left they pulled trops with darth vadar. we told em of a planet where teh dank shit grows and hydrophonic is a science that every1 knows so they set out on a mission to a planet called earth on a never ending quest to get their erb...ON A NEVER ENDING QUEST TO GET HIGHH!.
StOneD.aS.FuK
05-14-2006, 12:57 AM
ahhhhh shit you think about when your stoned. but i like your thinking :thumbsup:
but somehow i doubt their drugs would be safe for our weak human bodies. it would be like posion for us. but i hope thats no true.
RevolverBlaze
05-14-2006, 01:51 AM
I aws just doing high hopes kinda. Got myself the movie Heavy Metal this morn and watched baked. the B-17 skit is the BOMB, seriously, been like 10 years since I last saw that, made my day.
gjpop2000
05-14-2006, 01:52 AM
Hmm... I wouldn't say it'd have anything to do with aliens, but it's somewhat possible that some sort of psychoactive substance exists in that deep void commonly known as space.
Pride
05-14-2006, 07:50 AM
If there's a more intelligent life form out there or at least equal... then it would have visted us by now.
Kush Over
05-14-2006, 11:43 AM
..If there's a more intelligent life form out there or at least equal... then it would have visited us by now.
Equal? If it were equal, we'd have visited it by now. We've hardly got our Voyager crafts out of the fucking solar system yet -- and that was a project from what, the '70s? Those are, by the way, the farthest man made objects from Earth currently.
The one problem with humanity is we can't form a solid union of all our combined nations.
Step back and imagine how powerful the homo sapien species would be if we truly set our differences aside -- race, creed, etc. -- and set out on global changes; the scientific, medical, technological advancements as well many others. Not to mention a generally better world as a result. Religion seems to be a major factor in why most cultures don't see eye to eye, but it's no reason that can't be set aside for what everyone is dying to find; peace.
But no.
There are still those inclined to hate, to be prejudice -- to have negative emotion. All it begets are negative activities -- attacks on those of different ethnicities among American peoples, spawned from racial tension brought about by ignorance. Even damn near halfway around the world in Russia there's attacks on those not indigenous to there -- attacks based purely on racial tension. Am I to assume it's generally no different anywhere else? Can't put a Jew, Muslim, and Nazi in the same room with a gun and not expect to hear a shot fired. It seems that people's lack of acceptance beyond their ideals they believe to be set in stone is a major inhibitor of our society's advancements.
That's how we'd get places, and that'd truly prepare us for what lies outside our planet.
cannabis campbell
05-14-2006, 11:47 AM
It's true. I have personaly been to space and smoked space weed. It's basically super hash, but on a stick in the ground.
You being serious LIP!!!??? How often do you go there!? (jk btw lol)
king kong bong
05-14-2006, 04:04 PM
how do you know weed isnt an alien plant? just look at its multiple purposes.
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