What is the best sex show you have ever seen?

[geonagual]

You tell yours.


I will tell you my mine.


I have a crazy ass story from Thailand

LIVE. No porno

[friendowl]

my neighbor was fucking this fat girl on the
deck of his pool.
my god she was very wobbly
me and chut my friend were on the roof
laying on our stomachs just watching
he went down on the big girl
then they did 69 er's
then some fat ass doggy style
we were laughing and laughing
when she tried to ride him they had trouble
lemons came flying outta the sky

[kush07]

my neighbor was fucking this fat girl on the
deck of his pool.
my god she was very wobbly
me and chut my friend were on the roof
laying on our stomachs just watching
he went down on the big girl
then they did 69 er's
then some fat ass doggy style
we were laughing and laughing
when she tried to ride him they had trouble
lemons came flying outta the sky


LMAO. Man, im not sure I could have watched that.

[JunkYard]

I directed, and filmed an amature porn flick once. Great frakin show, too! We were all wigged out on whiskey and coke, and the two actors, who were my friends, asked me to film them, and direct the scenes. They also asked me to join in the activities after it was filmed, but I declined, lol! (I can't do much on coke)

Anyway, I started them out with a bit of oral & toy play, then I moved them into vaginal intercourse with crazy positions, and progressed to an intence anal scene (I had my friend dip his johnson in coke, and drill her in the ass) with a great cream pie shot at the end. It turned out pretty good, too! :thumbsup:

It all made horny as hell! Even so, I declined to join them, but if I could have performed while wired it would have been HOT! The guy could have filmed me and his woman fucking like beasts, then he could have captured the greatest 'money shot' ever! Nah, I would have had to wear a condom after their session, and I hate condoms...

Yup, yup!

Good times, though! ;)

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

dude i aspire to star in porn help a gal out éh? :D


i hate money, but i know i gotta use it in order to survive (as reluctantly as i would be to spend it in the first place...) and porn makes money, so i can spend my excesses on charities to help the starving countries and work on marijuana legalization.

[JunkYard]

dude i aspire to star in porn help a gal out éh? :D


i hate money, but i know i gotta use it in order to survive (as reluctantly as i would be to spend it in the first place...) and porn makes money, so i can spend my excesses on charities to help the starving countries and work on marijuana legalization.

I don't know, man?

I think I've decided that my next film will involve The Big Show (WWE) and two horny midgets. ;)

[BabySnookums]

I think I've decided that my next film will involve The Big Show (WWE) and two horny midgets.

omfg dood!!! lol i got a fuckin mental picture on that one! lol (i'mma former WWF addict lol)

[JunkYard]

omfg dood!!! lol i got a fuckin mental picture on that one! lol (i'mma former WWF addict lol)

Lol, I knew that would spark a mental image in someone!

On a side note, I still watch wrestling. :D