Prison sentence

[cannabis campbell]

Anyone here every been to prison? (I Haven't, and i wouldn't want to but i've come close to it.) Im just curious because i want to know what your experience was like there.

If you did how long did you go there for? what did you get sent down for? What were the routines there like did you have to be awake for a certain time every morning?

Thanks, :thumbsup:

[LIP]

I have

[minnesota man]

Do tell, LIP.

I've only spent 6 hours in the drunk tank in Florida. I was alone and it was boring. My friend's dad bailed me out and then I partied some more.

[OtterPop]

i gotta do 30 days at the end of this month. Wont be in a prison but itll be county, unless i have bad luck and get overflowed to a prison because the county is full

[Blowboy]

What did you do, Otterpop?

[minnesota man]

The prison system sucks. It's like a school for criminals. They should learn working skills or grow cannabis.

[welshkillabee]

Never been myself Ive had friends that have gone and theyve said its not as bad as you think, my mate had a tv and ps2 in his cell

[king kong bong]

been in a jail few times but never prison. i know no one would try to fuck with me cuz i look like a serial killin psycho.

[cannabis campbell]

They would just rape you. :)

[king kong bong]

prob be the other way around.

[cannabis campbell]

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: Nothing wrong with admitting your gay, good for you !!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Good for you!!! :thumbsup:

[Fengzi]

been in a jail few times but never prison. i know no one would try to fuck with me cuz i look like a serial killin psycho.

Key word- "look". You look like a serial killin psycho. Unfortunately you'd be in with guys that look like your high school chem teacher but who had their neigbors cut up in bite sized pieces and stashed away in the fridge.

[king kong bong]

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: Nothing wrong with admitting your gay, good for you !!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Good for you!!! :thumbsup:

nah its not gay when you're in jail.:p :thumbsup:

[king kong bong]

Key word- "look". You look like a serial killin psycho. Unfortunately you'd be in with guys that look like your high school chem teacher but who had their neigbors cut up in bite sized pieces and stashed away in the fridge.

ok ok so i might have to make an example outta somebody.

[king kong bong]

on a side note; sitcoms those episodes with jail. how come every time they have an episode with jail they try to run that gay rape thing. that doesnt happen in jail, it happens in prison. yea you gonna get raped in central booking hahahahaha

[Fengzi]

ok ok so i might have to make an example outta somebody.
Good call, then just make sure to feed him to your cell mate :D

[weezy]

somebody with my boyish good looks would be passed around like currency in prison

like currency i tells ya

id have to take my own life to stop the rapeings

[friendowl]

you get arrested and taken to the station
put in the tank with others
processed and put in a cell
about 24-36 hours later the bus comes
drive in the county jail and wait in another tank
go in a room and everyone stand against the wall
get naked and throw your clothes in front of you
jail clothes are issued and you get sent to another tank
speak with nurse about mental/physical health status
go to another tank and wait
off to watch a movie about sexual disease and other crap
but they give punch and cookies to inmates then put in another tank
lil by lil everyone gets housed some go to cells and some to dayrooms[big room with lots of bunks]
mexicans sleep together blacks together and whites together

first time i got locked up as an adult i loved it
my friend dropped his coke and i got in trouble
i didnt snitch and ended up in county
i didnt know anyone but the homies were deep and
helped me along.i had no idea the tension between
brown and black.
is was chow time and we all rushed the door to get out
as we were waiting some black guy kept staring at me
at first i thought maybe not maybe its something else
but nope,he's looking dead in my eyes
in a heartbeat i was on him.i punched his nose hard
and then face shot after face shot.i couldnt have been more
than ten seconds but the whole room exploded.
there were about 120 or so of us in there and everone i mean everyone
was throwing down.i seen two homies just stomping on a fool
a black fool and a homie going toe to toe till thet both were out of wind
then the guards rush in smoke fills the air i cant breath im laughing
guards pull me by my shoulders and throw me on the ground i get cuffed
and sent to solitary.one man cell for 12 days then i go back to dayroom
and get my assb eat in chess.some sick players in there
then they call my name over speaker and two hours later im smoking nugs

[king kong bong]

friendowl have you noticed da haze meister startin typin like you?

[lateralus]

I closest I came to going to prison was watching The Green Mile.

[lateralus]

Actually, I was in a program not unlike Scared Straight when I was sixteen. It was part of an eight week program at the local police department, and I had to attend or be put on probation.

I hadn't had any sleep the night before, and one of the people there kept asking if I'd taken any drugs before coming.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

on a side note; sitcoms those episodes with jail. how come every time they have an episode with jail they try to run that gay rape thing. that doesnt happen in jail, it happens in prison. yea you gonna get raped in central booking hahahahaha

yeah, no shit! jail is like elementry school! it smells like it too! bad caffeteria lunches even im guessing!


i've only been in jail for 12 hours, but it's deffenitely not like how it's depected on TV. TV is just a big box of stupid, created solely to reduce IQ and entertain stupid people, except cartoons, those have moral fiber and the stupid gets let off easy cuz it's not real people in stupid situations, which SHOULD be enough of an indicater to tell you that it was stupid.

unlike sitcoms wich fool the idiotic masses into thinking that's NORMAL.

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

I closest I came to going to prison was watching The Green Mile.

You make me laugh... :)

[cannabis campbell]

Lmfao i love reading your posts when your stoned MJ

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

Lmfao i love reading your posts when your stoned MJ

Cannabis, I love that you love reading my stoned posts! :)

[cannabis campbell]

:D Lmao you make me laugh :).

[king kong bong]

alright alright lets not go sucking each others dicks quite yet.

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

I don't have a penis.

[OtterPop]

i always wondered what a womens prison was like.....

[slipknotpsycho]

they all are forced to wear the skimpiest clothing... the guards carry 2 foot black dildo's instead of night sticks, and their buckshot shotguns only hold loads of spermies... and once in awhile the guards silently kidnap one of the prisoners and take her to the pleasure hole where they violently fuck her in all holes with their dildo's, then to finish all off, they stand under 'The Sprayer' and pull the chain, and loads of whip cream fall from the ceiling, then they end up stripping then wrestling around for awhile.... and you can finish it from there..

yea we can dream can't we?

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

they all are forced to wear the skimpiest clothing... the guards carry 2 foot black dildo's instead of night sticks, and their buckshot shotguns only hold loads of spermies... and once in awhile the guards silently kidnap one of the prisoners and take her to the pleasure hole where they violently fuck her in all holes with their dildo's, then to finish all off, they stand under 'The Sprayer' and pull the chain, and loads of whip cream fall from the ceiling, then they end up stripping then wrestling around for awhile.... and you can finish it from there..

yea we can dream can't we?

LMAO

[kush07]

they all are forced to wear the skimpiest clothing... the guards carry 2 foot black dildo's instead of night sticks, and their buckshot shotguns only hold loads of spermies... and once in awhile the guards silently kidnap one of the prisoners and take her to the pleasure hole where they violently fuck her in all holes with their dildo's, then to finish all off, they stand under 'The Sprayer' and pull the chain, and loads of whip cream fall from the ceiling, then they end up stripping then wrestling around for awhile.... and you can finish it from there..

yea we can dream can't we?

LMAO (not trying to be like you MJ but thats about all I can say)

Happy Toking :rasta:

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

they all are forced to wear the skimpiest clothing... the guards carry 2 foot black dildo's instead of night sticks, and their buckshot shotguns only hold loads of spermies... and once in awhile the guards silently kidnap one of the prisoners and take her to the pleasure hole where they violently fuck her in all holes with their dildo's, then to finish all off, they stand under 'The Sprayer' and pull the chain, and loads of whip cream fall from the ceiling, then they end up stripping then wrestling around for awhile.... and you can finish it from there..

yea we can dream can't we?


LMAO

(what? it was funny!)

[LIP]

Do tell, LIP.

I've only spent 6 hours in the drunk tank in Florida. I was alone and it was boring. My friend's dad bailed me out and then I partied some more.

I dont like talking about it man, sorry. It's just i was an idiot when i got nicked, and i changed alot now. I used to be fucked on coke, owe about 10 grand and got myself in toruble with people i shouldnt have been...

Then i found the delights of home grown weed, and changed [ after i got out of the nick]

Anyways, happy to say im a law obiding man, who has a stable job, 2 nice houses and weed all the time :)

I love my life.

[lateralus]

they all are forced to wear the skimpiest clothing... the guards carry 2 foot black dildo's instead of night sticks, and their buckshot shotguns only hold loads of spermies... and once in awhile the guards silently kidnap one of the prisoners and take her to the pleasure hole where they violently fuck her in all holes with their dildo's, then to finish all off, they stand under 'The Sprayer' and pull the chain, and loads of whip cream fall from the ceiling, then they end up stripping then wrestling around for awhile.... and you can finish it from there..

yea we can dream can't we?I was going to say "LMFAO", but then everyone else did, sooo..

Heh.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

no no, see, we all said LMAO, you included the F, therefore you were good to go!

[puffpuffand away]

i did time in prison, 1 year in nv, and 2 in ca... and a couple jail,s inbetween...county time is the hard time...
i had it goin on in prison...had a job, and my hussel,s...went 2 the gym alot...
u dont rush 2 get in 2 any food line,s, ud get ur ass kicked if u did...
we had comisary, and could have quarterly package,s sent in...
we had 2 b up and goin by 7am, the 2 chow, then off 2 work...get off, take a shower,and get ready 4 dinner...there was day room,s but have ur own tv was the best...stay 2 urself and pick ur friend,s wisely...dont let them pick u...mind ur own business...it,s pretty well segragated...but we did mix company...there were people that did show,s of different kind,s come in now and the, and we had church if u wanted 2 go...i had a wat is called a free world boss(electrition)...i got 2 go out side the prison 2 work with him...so i had more freedom than most...i never got locked down, cas i minded my own...

[puffpuffand away]

they all are forced to wear the skimpiest clothing... the guards carry 2 foot black dildo's instead of night sticks, and their buckshot shotguns only hold loads of spermies... and once in awhile the guards silently kidnap one of the prisoners and take her to the pleasure hole where they violently fuck her in all holes with their dildo's, then to finish all off, they stand under 'The Sprayer' and pull the chain, and loads of whip cream fall from the ceiling, then they end up stripping then wrestling around for awhile.... and you can finish it from there..

yea we can dream can't we?

this is sick...only a child,s mind

[JunkYard]

Not sick, man!

Bloody BRILLIANT! ;) (Except for the violent rape part)

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

this is sick...only a child,s mind

PRUDE! GO AWAY!.

[slipknotpsycho]

this is sick...only a child,s mind
first, it was a joke.
second, i'm not a child.
third, it was a joke.
fourth, does the word fuck offend you?
fifth, if it does shoot yourself.
sixth, it was a joke.
seventh... it was a FUCKING joke... idget...

[OtterPop]

instead of bitching at puff how bout we all lend a helping hand to help dis-lodge the stick from his/her vagina

[puffpuffand away]

ya?...u and who else??

[fat4fun]

I did 24 months and 15 days of a 10 yr sentence in the 90`s for dealing (to adults) within 1000 yards of a school. To answer yer question , campbell, you eat, sleep , shit and do pretty much everything on their schedule.

[puffpuffand away]

ooo such intelligence
first i no it was a joke
second, did i say u was a child
third, i no it was a joke
fourth, does the word fuck offend you
fifth if it does , 2 fucking bad,
sixth, ya ya it was a joke...
seventh, did ya get the joke...dork

[cannabis campbell]

they all are forced to wear the skimpiest clothing... the guards carry 2 foot black dildo's instead of night sticks, and their buckshot shotguns only hold loads of spermies... and once in awhile the guards silently kidnap one of the prisoners and take her to the pleasure hole where they violently fuck her in all holes with their dildo's, then to finish all off, they stand under 'The Sprayer' and pull the chain, and loads of whip cream fall from the ceiling, then they end up stripping then wrestling around for awhile.... and you can finish it from there..

yea we can dream can't we?

LMAO, how the hell did you manage to think of that, you been to some prison like that before??

[cannabis campbell]

I dont like talking about it man, sorry. It's just i was an idiot when i got nicked, and i changed alot now. I used to be fucked on coke, owe about 10 grand and got myself in toruble with people i shouldnt have been...

Then i found the delights of home grown weed, and changed [ after i got out of the nick]

Anyways, happy to say im a law obiding man, who has a stable job, 2 nice houses and weed all the time :)

I love my life.

good for you mate, how come you got 2 houses? just greedyness?

I would love to live like you when im older. :)

[slipknotpsycho]

ooo such intelligence
first i no it was a joke
second, did i say u was a child
yes, ... i would also like to take this time to point out you call me a child, yet you can't even use the correct form of 'know' in your sentences... anyways...


this is sick...only a child,s mind

that means you say i have the mind of a child, therefore calling me a child...



third, i no it was a joke
fourth, does the word fuck offend you
fifth if it does , 2 fucking bad,

i would like to take this time to also point out that you are an idget... again, you use sentence composition similar to a 13 year old AOL-ing teen girl...


sixth, ya ya it was a joke...
seventh, did ya get the joke...dork
next time please put your puney brain into use, and think of your own responses, instead of stealing mine (or others) and just redoing a key word here and there.. thank you.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

I don't have a penis.


quoted for the truth.