View Full Version : haha whats the most ironic shit thats ever happened
sirsmokesalot
05-10-2006, 03:28 AM
ha i was just packing a bowl in my mini bong listing to people under the stairs when ring ring who should it be but the police PALS association, asking for my support to keep kids off drugs.
guess i fucked up:o :D
what ironic shit has ever happened to you?
notsocoolnow
05-10-2006, 03:53 AM
no irony but awesome: when my friend and i got backed this weekend, we were sooooo hungry and went to tacobell but only had like 2 bucks so we didnt get full. wwe were driving aorund looking for somthing to do when the most beautiful image popped up, a sign on the side of the road ""grand opening papa johns, free pizza'
mmmmmm
sirsmokesalot
05-10-2006, 03:58 AM
oh shit thats some lucky shit
but that is ironic, cause unlike those dumb fuck commercials, i guess you werent full.....
NextLineIsMine
05-10-2006, 04:12 AM
A friend of the circle had become quite the mooching deuch as of recent. We had to have a talk during the smoke circle about his incessant fiendish begging even as a joint would go round. Hes holding the fat joint I rolled for everyone of some great bud and letting it burn off into the air as he rants for minutes at us about how we have no concept of sharing. The moment he finishes the sentence he takes an infuriated drag from the joint but its backwards. He gets a huge blister on both lips and cant talk because of the pain. Had it coming.
Pungi420
05-17-2006, 04:59 AM
yeah
Dazed4now
05-17-2006, 06:53 AM
i was looking thru the phone book to call about something i was getting for my mom and i had a joint ready to light and i was just puttin the lighter up 2 it when i looked down and in the phone book it had a picture of a kid's drawing with a joint and a red circle thru it and it said "dont do drugs".
lol i ashed my whole J on that pic, dunno why felt right at the time
graph
05-17-2006, 09:23 AM
When the stress burns my brain just like acid raindrops mary jane is the only thing that makes the pain stop...
PUTS is the shit. Well, some songs.
A while back I used to live with this other kid, and I would smoke him out but he was always scared of getting busted. Real paranoid type. I kept telling him to chill out, that smoking with me was safe. He eventually calmed down, and started smoking with other people. Then he got caught with his other friends, or his friends ratted him out or something. Either way, I laughed. I felt kinda bad for him, but oh well. He makes bad choices in friends I guess.
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