my friend billy

[weezy]

my friend billy had a ten foot willy
he showed it to the woman next door
she thought it was a snake
so she hit it with a rake
and now its only five foot four


:thumbsup:

[MaryJaneScott]

There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.