Poll: Should maryjaneinthecloset get to go out with me in 1 year?

[God v2.0]

Ok, the plan is that in 1 year from the end of this month I'm gonna move to florida to visit my mom and my grandparents (and start growing some killer chronic), now since MJ lives in florida and is obviously very attractive who thinks I should ask her out when I get there?








(this is only a joke, im much too hot for her :p :p :p )

[God v2.0]

shit, i forgot the poll, oh well it doesnt matter just say yes or no in your post. or tell me that im a pathetic loser, or something along those lines to make yourself feel good.

[OtterPop]

wouldnt go as far as to say yer a pathetic loser but whyd ya make this thread??

[God v2.0]

Cause im bored, and well,.........................................im lonely.....


























heh, except from 5 pm to midnight everyday when im partying and shrooming and dropping 'cid with my friends.



This is also my first day sober in about 6 months (thats not an exaggeration) so I'm in weird mindset.

oh, and mj is hot as hell.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

i want pics. one of you, one of her.

[Its a Plant]

I also want pics of you and her together...cough.
I say let God v2.0 do what he wants.
He IS our lord and savior.

and please share that acid my lord.
haven't you heard ANY of my prayers??

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

You guys are SILLY...

God, what part of FL will you be visiting?

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

wouldnt go as far as to say yer a pathetic loser but whyd ya make this thread??

Why are you so negative?

[God v2.0]

I'll be going to homassasa springs first to visit my relatives, then i'll head to miami to party and get a nice tan on the beach for a few weeks/months depeding on how much i like it there, then i plan on moving out to the country to start a nice grow op out of the way somewhere.

i forgot mj, where are u again?


also im not gonna post any pics because i do not photograph well, at all.

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

Hey, I'm just north of Tampa, so not too far from Homosassa Springs. There's lots of beautiful country around here to grow... :)

Come on, not even one pic??

[bedake]

I think we should make some pancakes, or waffles!

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

I think we should make some pancakes, or waffles!

Mmm that sounds good... but why?? LOL

[bedake]

cause they are good silly!

[God v2.0]

i'll post one that i already posted, its me lookin stupid with weird hair back when i was a little skinny, well i guess i still am.

[chisme]

lo, it thought god had no image?

[God v2.0]

i concur on the pancake idea, lets head to ihop, hotbox in the parking lot and then much out on a huge stack of strawberry pancakes with choco syrup!!!!

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

God, that's not a bad pic at all! Can't see your face, but your sillhouette looks good! :)

Yes, I want chocolate chip pancakes though. :stoned:

[Its a Plant]

lol that's only one of the forms that God v2.0 can take.
another one is the loveable gene shalit.

"BYEEEE!"

[MaryJaneScott]

I think we should make some pancakes, or waffles!
Bedake, let's make pancakes AND waffles!! yes?

[God v2.0]

God, that's not a bad pic at all! Can't see your face, but your sillhouette looks good! :)

Yes, I want chocolate chip pancakes though. :stoned:


i was gonna say chocolate fudge pancakes but i thought it made me sound like a pig


im glad u cant see my face, its my worst feature, but i'll post a pic up later of my head (which head am i gonna pick tho?)

[bedake]

Bedake, let's make pancakes AND waffles!! yes?


Yes! They are best together! It's always such a tough decision between them, both would be amazing! It's an adeventure having both waffles and pancakes together that I have not yet experienced!

[Sauce]

I say yes, you two should hook up

[cannabis campbell]

I think you should work out more!

Lol, jk i think you should get together and have lots of babies :).

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

I think you should work out more!

Lol, jk i think you should get together and have lots of babies :).

LOL, I don't think my husband would go for that, but I'm definitely down for getting our smoke on. :)

[God v2.0]

i actually have been working out cause my arms are too skinny for my taste. I'm pretty strong, i can stand my own in a 1-on-1 fight thats for sure.

But heres a pic of my ugly, ugly face, i just snapped it with my phone hah.

[Its a Plant]

lol, are you posting in a library?
you kind of look like a younger mcully caulkin at first glance..

[thcbongman]

i actually have been working out cause my arms are too skinny for my taste. I'm pretty strong, i can stand my own in a 1-on-1 fight thats for sure.

But heres a pic of my ugly, ugly face, i just snapped it with my phone hah.

lmao.

From your hair, you look like you just walked out of the vortex.

I'm digging it. :thumbsup:

and I say yes, hook-up.

[cannabis campbell]

Oh shit didnt know you had a husband i seriously though you were like 18 or something!!

[God v2.0]

lol, are you posting in a library?
you kind of look like a younger mcully caulkin at first glance..


if thats true then i belive im gonna have to shoot myself int he face tonight.



and im at my bookstore, its where i work most of the time now. :o

and god no i am not a freakin book nerd, ive only read like 50 books in my life. the only reason i dont like this job is the low pay, the fact that all the hott chicks who come in try to flirt with my by talking about books, and thats a turn OFF for me. even though i do want a girl whos smart, funny and not a brain dead moron (which is harder than you think in the party scene)

[Swizzy89304]

God, at least people dont think you look 30 when in fact youre 18. Although it means I can start pulling MILFs and be a toyboy. I like that idea.

[Garden Knowm]

HUSBAND!!!!!!!!


I knew you had a FLAW........

iloveyou

[God v2.0]

i'll try and get a better pic of my face later

[cannabis campbell]

Haha its a good thing that you look older swizzy not a bad thing :thumbsup:!

[beachguy in thongs]

Huh. Where's the poll?

[cannabis campbell]

He said he forgot to do it

[beachguy in thongs]

I really wanted to take a poll on MaryJaneInTheCloset.

:what: :what: :what: :what:

I mean...

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

i actually have been working out cause my arms are too skinny for my taste. I'm pretty strong, i can stand my own in a 1-on-1 fight thats for sure.

But heres a pic of my ugly, ugly face, i just snapped it with my phone hah.

God, you're not ugly at ALL, why do you think that?? That makes me sad that you think so lowly of your looks... :(

[cannabis campbell]

MJ why dont you have msn :(

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

Oh shit didnt know you had a husband i seriously though you were like 18 or something!!

I'm 24. And again, God, you're adorable! :)

[God v2.0]

Well, i dont think i look all that great on camera, i know im not that bad looking in real life but im no stud. yet.


so do i get that date? we could do anything you wan't...












*checks wallet*
as long as we keep it under $22 hahahahah


j/k i spare NO expense for the ladies ;)

[God v2.0]

husband? what is that?


oh well. at least i can get you high, and EVERYBODY knows that weed is the best way to a women's heart. Better tell your hubby to watch out, too many wives have fallen for the younger products.:D
women's
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Revert to "womens"

[cannabis campbell]

Lmao dont get to cocky or she might get her husband to kick your ass!

[God v2.0]

fucking google spellcheck why do you have to be so god damn retarded????

[Cooler Then Jesus]

ayyy, give `em a chance to smoke with you, maybe hav e a talk, but i tihnke shes got a husband, meening you should make a new thread like this, only about scarlett.

[God v2.0]

doesnt scarlett have a hubby too? if not then id be willing to try that, cept that shes prolly a few years older than me too, just like MJ

[stars stars stars]

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bedake, i have a picture of my eye almost exactly like your avatar..

[bedake]

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bedake, i have a picture of my eye almost exactly like your avatar..


hehe nice, were you trippin on anything at the time?

[God v2.0]

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bedake, i have a picture of my eye almost exactly like your avatar..


damnit, so why does everyone have to post all there stuff in my thread. im trying to get some booty here damnit!!!!! hehhehe j/k post whatever you like

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

damnit, so why does everyone have to post all there stuff in my thread. im trying to get some booty here damnit!!!!! hehhehe j/k post whatever you like

What's that drawing?

[God v2.0]

i dont know i didnt draw it



it was just supposed to be random.



anyways, what about some 3 way action?:thumbsup::thumbsup:

[RevolverBlaze]

Man, fuck pancakes :p as Mitch Hedberg used to say "As a comedian, you have to start the show strong and you have to end the show strong. Those are the two key elements. You can't be like pancakes. You're all happy at first, but then by the end, you're sick of 'em." FRENCH TOAST, now that is good shit..... mmm, if i wasn't lazy I'd go make me some, but I got chips and dip at hand, fuck it.

[birdgirl73]

C'mon, God, you're being too hard on yourself. Ease up a little. You're very handsome! I'm sure that even if Mary Jane is married, there are going to be lots of other girls in Florida who'll welcome you with open arms. . . .

[RevolverBlaze]

and open legs, can't forget that.

[paperlunatic]

you fuckers just made me reallllly hungry and i have no food.

[MaryJaneScott]

i'll post one that i already posted, its me lookin stupid with weird hair back when i was a little skinny, well i guess i still am.


Wait until I tell grandma I have seen God's boobs. She will be so proud!

[God v2.0]

Don't you think you should reciprocate the favor MJS? ;)

[Eshelmen]

i'll post one that i already posted, its me lookin stupid with weird hair back when i was a little skinny, well i guess i still am.


LOL I pissed my pants LMFAO its not you its just the facial expression

[God v2.0]

whats so funny?

[Eshelmen]

sorry i`m kinda baked i`m not laughing at u really its just that it seems ur trying to post a pic to impress maryjane and you give her that one where you have ur shirt off and...oh i dunno

[Eshelmen]

i actually have been working out cause my arms are too skinny for my taste. I'm pretty strong, i can stand my own in a 1-on-1 fight thats for sure.

But heres a pic of my ugly, ugly face, i just snapped it with my phone hah.


i see a resemlence

[God v2.0]

sorry i`m kinda baked i`m not laughing at u really its just that it seems ur trying to post a pic to impress maryjane and you give her that one where you have ur shirt off and...oh i dunno

haha thats exactly what i did ;)

[Vinny87]

Wait until I tell grandma I have seen God's boobs. She will be so proud!


lol.

[RevolverBlaze]

I vote we see MJS's boobs, someone start a poll >.>

[benagain]

This thread it funny. everyone needs to visit FL and we can all get together and smoke it up. I say we charter a boat and go out to an island and tear the fucker up.

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

This thread it funny. everyone needs to visit FL and we can all get together and smoke it up. I say we charter a boat and go out to an island and tear the fucker up.


Hell yeah! :stoned:

[beachguy in thongs]

This thread it funny. everyone needs to visit FL and we can all get together and smoke it up. I say we charter a boat and go out to an island and tear the fucker up.

They have house-boats that we can rent. :smokin:

[MaryJaneScott]

They have house-boats that we can rent. :smokin:

Good news, I've found a houseboat in our price range.


All Aboard!!
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[MaryJaneintheCloset]

Woohoooo! :)