fucking peice of shit motherfucking Poison Ivy (pics+story)

[Cooler Then Jesus]

fucking peice of shit motherfucking Poison Ivy. i was airsofting and i had a Black AK-74m assaultrifle, Camoflouge BDU jackets and pants, and a bunch of pouches to hold extra ammo, i was all camoed, except my gun, witch was black, i grab some plant brush, etc. and make a Wrap, then i take my Camo boonie hat and put some plants in it too, over my face, and on my arms, then i run on top of a hill behind a bush, also, behind my opponents, i shoot 3 guys, 5 were on the team, we had 3 people on our team. my other 2 opponents had little big5 POS spring guns, but they took out the other 2 guys in like 20 minutes. i got 22 ticks, and pulled them all off, then i took a shower, realized i was cover ind poison ivy the next day, i wasent quick enough to get the oil off. it was so worth the owning though. f `n noobs.
here is a pic of me in the doctors office and my poison ivy, and a bandanna to hold my hair back, face swollen like hell.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

fucking Kaiser bastards, i hate that hospital. how old do i look? if you already know dont say anything please =)

[dirty raider]

Gutted man, I didn't think anyone else round here airsofted.

What gun/guns you got?

[Cooler Then Jesus]

hey! kickass. www.arniesairsoft.co.uk , check it out. i have an ICS ak74m (6 hi-caps), WEI high capa v2-k, alice gear, making my own blowback kit/wood kit. then maybe turning it into a Krinkov/104 mix.

EDIT: post sniped

[dirty raider]

Nice I havn't softed for ages with me being so far from any sites. I've got a TM MP5 A4 which is broken at the moment can't find whats wrong with it when its apart, GSPEC at about 360fps which is too hot for alot of sites now and a WA M84 Cheetah. I had a TM Tac Master a little while ago but it somehow fell out of my thigh holster at some point with out me noticing and is probably still in a bush somewhere.

What are the FPS limits over there?

[eddievanzant]

Haha that's gay.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

no fps limit in america. we keep 400fps limits for AEGS at our sites, and 600 fps for sniper rifles, etc.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

Haha that's gay.

nyeah nyeah nyeah nyeah your mother wears combat boots!

[eddievanzant]

How do you pronounce nyeah? Did you type that on accident?

[Krogith]

HAHA Sorry that gotta suck you see my pic in the pics link? that ant nothing lol.... I'm in bayarea to btw rofl my mom is the Art Director of the San Ramon venture school!:smokin:ROFL and my Cousin plays Airsoft hes some GERMAN team:smokin:

[slipknotpsycho]

How do you pronounce nyeah? Did you type that on accident?
it's a 'sound' often used to immitate a woman's bitching...

[Cooler Then Jesus]

HAHA Sorry that gotta suck you see my pic in the pics link? that ant nothing lol.... I'm in bayarea to btw rofl my mom is the Art Director of the San Ramon venture school!:smokin:ROFL and my Cousin plays Airsoft hes some GERMAN team:smokin:

woaaaaahh. Call me dood. im 14 btw. live in san ramon/berkely on the weekends. i just got back from berkeley, we should go blaze. Email me for my #

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i got bout a 1 1/2 gram of 3 diff kind of club buds, and a ball of hash the size of my thumbnail. and a bong. damn i wanna smoke with some one new, other than the same old freinds. and i used to go to venture.

[Fan o KmK]

hahhaa PWNTTT gj man, as long as u pwnd nubcakes its all good. 13374l1f3

[Cooler Then Jesus]

its not to big of an accomplishment, they do suck, but their parents buy them all the gear an guns they want, those bastards.

[God v2.0]

airsoft guns hurt when u get hit in the ass or the nuts. i got shot at point blank like 12 times with a CO2 charged airsoft pistol, i had fuckin welts all over for like a week.

[CYRAX]

i got a TM AK47 (S)... crono'd at like 395 fps, nice upgrades on it...

[Fengzi]

Damn Cooler, you've been hiking here in the Bay Area for how long? And you still don't know what poison oak looks like? Serves you right.

Just fucking with ya man, poison oak sucks. If you spend any amount of time in the outdoors around here you're gonna get it sooner or later. I'm always super careful but have even gotten it from my god damn shoelaces, hours after I've been in contact with it.

Back in high school me and a bunch of friends went down to some beach near Capitola one night to have a bon-fire and get trashed. This one guy and his girlfirend decided to sneak off to the bushes for a little "private time". They were covered pretty much all over their bodies, and I mean ALL OVER THEIR BODIES. Trust me, you got off easy.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

They were covered pretty much all over their bodies, and I mean ALL OVER THEIR BODIES. Trust me, you got off easy.


dont go so fast there, i did leave a "few" things out, my wang is coverd in poison ivy too. and now, the bottom of my knees, i cant stop itching it. GAAAHHH. it has gotten so mutch worse since that pic too.

[orangeman]

Watch that language in the thread titles :).

[Cooler Then Jesus]

Watch that language in the thread titles :).

sorry, did i hurt your feelings? dont tell on me.











lol.


dont take it personal, just joking.

[slipknotpsycho]

dont go so fast there, i did leave a "few" things out, my wang is coverd in poison ivy too. and now, the bottom of my knees, i cant stop itching it. GAAAHHH. it has gotten so mutch worse since that pic too.
i thought you were a chick, cuz that pic makes you look like a chick.. it's hard to see anything in the pic tho..

[orangeman]

sorry, did i hurt your feelings? dont tell on me.

Nope, I dont care :p I just think it's a public thing. Like of course if it's not in the thread title it'll be inside the thread but I dont think it's just appropriate to constantly swear in a thread title but it's not like I really care, just sharing my opinion.

[da haze meister]

you are young as fuck, dude
got facial hair yet?
lmao
dude
i had these guns
two CO2 KWC Gas guns
a bunch of spring guns
a KJW HnK USP gas gun
a KSC USP Compact Gas gun
a KSC Glock 19 gas gun
a KJW M9 gas gun
many of which inspired me to buy the real version because of how much i liked the fake

[orangeman]

Yeah I got facial hair bitch but just not full grown yet :).

[Cooler Then Jesus]

i think he was talkin bout me orange. and i am 14. and i am a guy. that i guess can pass off as a girl.

[Swizzy89304]

To be honest Jesus, I thought you were some Chinese chick.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

To be honest Jesus, I thought you were some Chinese chick.


meh. my face is swollen like a mofo, and it aint goin away. my face and neck, COVERED, my wrist, under my left nipple, my legs, my lower back, hands, COVERED. they gave me Steroid cremes (witch hurts to use and doesnt do a damn thing), so i dont use it, and i have to take Prednisone, still doesnt work, take a bath in some shit that you mix w/ the water made by "aveeno" still doesnt do a damn thing. bull crap, just gotten worse, hurts more and more every day. And i cant even like leave the house till it goes away. im fucking sick of this, i hate this shit.

[graph]

The steroid isn't supposed to make it feel better, it's supposed to make the swelling go down, and it isn't instantaneous. You have to give it a few days. The swelling will end up going down faster and you'll have less chances of scarring yourself.

[Swizzy89304]

OK, this may not fit inside your reality, but I reckon this would work. Hell, Jesus used this recipe and healed the blind. THE BLIND!!!

1. Get 9 pounds of buds.
2. Copious amounts of olive oil.
3. Grab some random herbs and shit.

Mix all that up and let it simmer for an hour, constantly stirring. Strain the bud, then fill up a bath with it and wait for the miracle of healing.
And you only look Chinese because of the swelling. Unless you are of Chinese descent.

[partyguy420]

dude, thats funny. but i was reading this book about edible and posinis plants (i like to spend my time in the woods) and oviously, posin ivy and posin oak were in the book under contact posins, and posin ivy and posin oak and weed atualy have something in commun, the way that u get the bumps and sweeling and what not from posin ivy and oak is thru lil capsuls, just like were the thc is in the weed.

[suhl]

that sucks, but if youre doing something in the forest, especially if it is a hobby, you should know what poison ivy looks like.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

turns out it was poison oak, and i was trying to camoflauge my self in it because it looked like a big ole` tree, im a dumbass, and i am Native American Indian. not chinese, or white. its actually starting to clear up a bit.