Guys have you ever faked it

[bizzy9]

There has been a couple of times that I have had sex with my wife and well I was just not into it at the time and I kind of sort of faked a orgasm so I could get it over with just wondering if I'm the only guy that that faked it?

[rnf232s]

I would say that is weird but I know the feeling. When I was younger I was with a girl and I just pretended it was over cause I wasnt really feeling it and just pretended I was done even though my gf at the time. Only one time that I can think of though cause never really had that problem much once I get going. ;)

[shiz507]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: you guys are fucking nerds hahaha
i cant beleive you have EVEN got laid!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[rnf232s]

Why thank you. :)

[shiz507]

i shouldn't talk, i haven't gotten laid
but my excuse, is that im 14
oh snap
still, if your doing a girl, you get the job done, or dont do it at all BIOTCH

[Proof]

to be honest iv never faked it. everytime i have sex i enjoy it all even 4 play lol i love it all, whats a 14 yr old talkin bout sex for !? :O shock horror !! lol only kiddin :)

[dog420]

i shouldn't talk, i haven't gotten laid
but my excuse, is that im 14
oh snap
still, if your doing a girl, you get the job done, or dont do it at all BIOTCH
No you shouldnt talk...keep it up and im sure you will be banned....this site should be for 16 yr olds and above!!!

[GHoSToKeR]

i shouldn't talk, i haven't gotten laid
but my excuse, is that im 14
oh snap
still, if your doing a girl, you get the job done, or dont do it at all BIOTCH
every thread i go to, youre there, being a little shit and insulting people.. youre 14.. grow up, then come back and pretend to know shit, til then, keep your mouth shut

actually, dont.. keep going and get banned.. itll be easier on us all

oh and dog, i agree, 16+

[ceasar]

OK...I'm sure we've all been there....your bangin a chick and your not really into it. But how in God's name do you fake if your a male.....cause last time I did the dirty(and all the other times too) this stuff called sperm comes out, and I'm sure you know as well as all , it makes a mess.

[dHazed]

some of us men have had enough experiences that when we are with a broad sometimes it takes some work. i don't just dip a toe and say i'm done swimming, i gotta swim a few laps and sometimes i'd rather not be in the pool at all. i've faked it a couple times usually after the second or third round but once or twice during the first inning i had to fake it after 40 or so minutes.

[gs8778]

any of you ever see the movie 40 days and 40 nights, shitty movie, cant believe I just admitted to watching it lol, but yeah, this just reminded me of that scene where he faked it. That was actually kinda funny, so...

[shiz507]

This site, blows fuckin balls
Especially all you gay guys, that think Lola and Ammie is hot, omfg SHOOOT YOUR SELF IS ALL I GOT TO SAY, PLEASE SUICIDE

Someone ban lola and ammie, lets see how many of you pathetic guys will suicide :eek:

[gs8778]

lol, someone's bitter :D

[GHoSToKeR]

i think hes just starting puberty...

[Imotep]

Angry, angry young man. :D

[roll it up]

dude,shiz,ur a fuckin faggot so shut up

[Dragonslayer4200]

some body ban shiz i hate little fuckers like that i mean im only 16 but i mean dude grow the fuck up you little cock sucker you souldnt dis people you havent ever meet or talked to.

[Drink the Bong Water]

haha, dog420 you sound like a little bitch to me!

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

No you shouldnt talk...keep it up and im sure you will be banned....this site should be for 16 yr olds and above!!!


lol you mean 15+ lol cuz im 15 and i love these forums HEHE even tho you could just lie about age but still lol also ive never really faked it but i remeber one time i just wasnt into it so i was like im tired lol and went and took a shower

[Button Basher]

Man who cares, that's what the internet is for, slandering others anonymously.
Just have a joint and shut up, that goes for all of you *hands out joints* !

[dog420]

**hands out "bitch" slaps to drink the bong water**

[Proof]

lol dog420 find u funny :) see u like the hip hop stuff i agree kids should be banned there all spoilet n think they can anything to anyone and if someone comes gets them its like my dad will kick ur ass lol bollocks ah well let the little kids post, busta rhymes ohh u cant smoke and chill to his style of music wu-tang and warren g are chilling tunes ;)

peace....

[The C]

I think he's angry cause he's 14.

It's ok bud, im sure it'll gorw one day!

[Kid Dynamite]

grow?...i think you mean appear! lol. I dont have a problem with 14 year old posting here...but i do have a problem when little shits come on and start saying shit and insulting people. Whats the point?

[Kid Dynamite]

To be honest tho, Proof, i think you are being almost as bad (although more articulate)as shiz when you label all kids as "spoilt". I know some 15 year old smokers who i enjoy smoking with and who are plenty mature, and dont listen to wu-tang

but whatever

[Proof]

I dont lable all kids being spoilt just, that a lot of people come on this forum to chill out and talk to one another but they cant do this with kids insulting everything they say....

[Darkneon420]

Im a female but the fact that im homosexual i guess i'll shoot at this thread too. YES i have faked, both with women and men. Sometimes to make the other person think they are doing great cuz i dont wanna hurt their feelings or because i wasent really as you guys say feeling it at the time anyway. This doesent happen alot just sometimes.

Okay lets not make all the youngings feel liek they have to have sex or they will be looked down on the board. Im 16 and im not sad i lost my virginity but im not proud of how i lost it either. Do it with soemone you love ;)

[draykcabsdog]

Man who cares, that's what the internet is for, slandering others anonymously.
Just have a joint and shut up, that goes for all of you *hands out joints* !
Wouldn't it be libel instead of slander? Slander is oral, libel is written. Last time I checked people don't talk over the internet, they type over it. You learned something today, pat yourself on the back!

edit: *hands out joints*

Cheers,
ybg

[koshea]

every thread i go to, youre there, being a little shit and insulting people.. youre 14.. grow up, then come back and pretend to know shit, til then, keep your mouth shut

actually, dont.. keep going and get banned.. itll be easier on us all

oh and dog, i agree, 16+


score im 16

but even if i wasnt 16 yet i dont go around pissing people off...i just get high and type letters on the board of cool people

[smokey]

There has been a couple of times that I have had sex with my wife and well I was just not into it at the time and I kind of sort of faked a orgasm so I could get it over with just wondering if I'm the only guy that that faked it?

ive never faked it n i cant see how a guy can fake orgasm lol
coz when a guy orgasms they cum so how do u fake tht

n yes its bout time shiz was banned hes been in chat a few times causin shit too n this site should really be 18 +
but some 16-17 yr olds who come here r ok

[Encatuse]

Yeah. I've faked it a couple times. Mainly because it was like a second go in just 3 or 4 hours and my gf was just really horny. ^^ And with a condom on, it's really easy to fake it because most women don't want to check the condom for sperm. They're quite gross-smelling and latexy.

[toejam]

There has been a couple of times that I have had sex with my wife and well I was just not into it at the time and I kind of sort of faked a orgasm so I could get it over with just wondering if I'm the only guy that that faked it?

I sometimes fake it when I 'm alone.

[Encatuse]

LoL, I've faked it when alone too. Only because my arm was REALLY tired and I was high and all like "Just fake it and maybe I'll quit wanting to orgasm so bad." Really dumb logic.. but I was stoned and it kinda sorta worked.

[jacquelyne]

wouldnt she realise it when theres no load ?

[Guitarman88]

Dude, The only time i've had to fake it is when my friend hooked me up with this girl, she was ok, she was just so dead in bed. So after like 20 minutes i was like eh im done.