Attacked on the streets

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

At 9am (or something) on sunday the ummmm whats the date? i was doing a paper route just to get some extra cash for my ganj. Well, i was walking along a street, a one way road. With only one road goin one way and a dead end with a load of house's. I just finshed smoking a J, I was walking along and then out of NO WHERE, RIGHT in front of me, this little fucking dog come's RUNNING at me with his teeth SNARLING and barking his fucking head off, he was small but he was actin like someone just shoved a god damn hand up his tiny little ass.

It looked like he was gonna go for my bollocks so i like turned around and he just came up to me really close just barking and actin like he's gonna bite me. So then i bend down to get some papers out to deliever to a house, and he's behind me arse so there i am thinkin he's gonna bite it. Then i let out a HUGE fart RIGHT in his face, hahaha, then when i went to deliever the papers his owner screamed at him and he ran back to him lookin all pissed and upset.

Lesson today - Dogs, don't fuck with CrAzYpOtHeAd. Or you'll get farted on and owned

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[Reefer Rogue]

HAHA :D

[minnesota man]

Snarling like he has a hand shoved up his tiny little ass. There's a reverberating image for me. Thanks, Crazypothead.

[LIP]

lmfao! That dog probably just wanted to be friends.

[chisme]

ahahhahahaahaha he probly smelt the skunk"


"RUFF RUFF GIFF MIFF SUMFF RUFF" LOL

[KEGS]

lol farted right in his face lol
if you could can it you could
sell it as dog repelent

[cannabis campbell]

He was after your green!

[Mr.Whitey]

This is a thread for the ages.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I wholeheartedly agree with the person above!

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

hmmm, i would of kicked it in the head.