I craped my pants

[Dr HaZzMatT Esq.]

Have you ever craped your pants whilst out with friends or in public?
A friend told me a story of how she craped her pants in the Wal~Mart and had to buy all new pants/underwear/socks etc. standing at the check~out in a dress with crap running down her legs!

call me sick but I think thats the funniest shit I've ever heard!

[MaryJaneScott]

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[Its a Plant]

okay, I'm officially calling you "sick but I think thats the funniest shit I've ever heard!"

it's kind of funny, but the fact that it was a girl makes it not so funny.
I like to pretend they don't do that sorta stuff.
On another note, sadly, I would like to hear more of these stories...

[Krogith]

sorry for who was behind her ROFL what would you do some chick shits her dress right in front of you.....:smokin: O that candy looks good.. (Fart-plop) ahhh lets leave........

[Dr HaZzMatT Esq.]

I still have tears in my eyes from her story I think the fact she is a very important lady that works in a law office makes it that much more funny!

[graph]

okay, I'm officially calling you "sick but I think thats the funniest shit I've ever heard!"

it's kind of funny, but the fact that it was a girl makes it not so funny.
I like to pretend they don't do that sorta stuff.
On another note, sadly, I would like to hear more of these stories...

This isn't really the same type of thing, but I've been in a few ladies rooms in my life (for various reasons) and for some reason there has been shit on the walls in more than one. Granted, one of those occasions was in Mexico, but the other times still scare me to this day.

[Swizzy89304]

Never pooed myself, but I remember when I was hunting at the stables and I walked across a HUGE mound of poo. For a second I thought it was fox/badger poo, until I saw the paper that someone used to wipe themselves with a foot away in the bushes. Mustve done it while I was hunting, because it wasnt there when I first got there.
Haha and Hazzmat, you get that pic from the Jesus thread I posted? I swear that Jesus is gonna kick my ass for posting such a tasteless pic. And saying that his disciples were more like '12 Cheech and Chongs'.

[Wesley Pipes]

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strange i dont see anything :confused:


lol i do now, but only after quoting :confused: :confused:

[halo]

Haha one time me and my friend were walking down the street having a farting contest. And then, all of a sudden i tried to fart really really hard, and out comes this sick runny nasty poo. It wasn't alot thought thank god. And when that happened I stopped and said, "Charlie we have to back now."
"Why?"
"Because I sort of just shit my pants"
And then he started laughing obviously...

[eddievanzant]

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Graph, if I were you, I'd wait for a girl to come in and demand an answer to why there was crap on the wall. I bet she'd know even though she obviously didn't do it.

[tootsie roll]

I still have tears in my eyes from her story I think the fact she is a very important lady that works in a law office makes it that much more funny!


How important or smart can she possibly be if she doesn't realize Wal-Mart has something called TOILETS in their stores.
Apparently she would rather crap herself.

That's pretty filthy.

[eddievanzant]

Tootsie roll is posting in a crap thread. Haha

[tootsie roll]

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Graph, if I were you, I'd wait for a girl to come in and demand an answer to why there was crap on the wall. I bet she'd know even though she obviously didn't do it.

Beacuse some women are nasty filthy pigs. That's why. Kinda makes you wonder how they treat their homes. That is if they have one.
I'm sorry, I don't like women who act like pigs.

[tootsie roll]

Tootsie roll is posting in a crap thread. Haha

I can see you point of humor. ;) lol
Just don't throw me in a pool and scream "POOPY!!!!". :dance:

[Swizzy89304]

My girl can be kinda rank sometimes. Like the other day, she asked if I could ring her back in a few minutes because she needed the loo. Inquisitve bastard that I am, asks 'for a number 1 or a number 2?'
Her reply: number 2.

Lovely. I ring her back, then she goes on to tell me the consistency of it and that it 'didnt smell as much as usual'.
Mind you I cant complain, our family discusses our toilet habits over the dinner table each week. I suppose you could go as far as calling it a ritual.

[BizzleLuvin]

thats CRAPPED

[Swizzy89304]

C'mon Bizzle, we all want to hear the ladies stories off pooing themselves.
Although I like to think that nicegirls dont poo. And yes, you qualify as a 'nicegirl'.

[God v2.0]

yeah, it turns swizzy on.






hehe poo

[Satovan]

This guy I used to buy a bunch of drugs off of shit his pants back in high school and his nickname was poopy. It was awesome having a drug dealer who had to live with the shame of having shit his pants in front of his high school class.

[Swizzy89304]

yeah, it turns swizzy on.






hehe poo

Cheers God, everyone thinks Im a fan of scat now. Im in no way a fan of poop, but I just CANNOT stay away from my girls ass. My god, its so soft and round. I just love bums. Squeezing, licking, kissing... BUT NOT THE HOLE!!!

[God v2.0]

Cheers God, everyone thinks Im a fan of scat now. Im in no way a fan of poop, but I just CANNOT stay away from my girls ass. My god, its so soft and round. I just love bums. Squeezing, licking, kissing... BUT NOT THE HOLE!!!

i'll be honest, if a girl ever wanted it up the ass from me id be happy to give it to her, id probably wear a condom though, just cause if she hasn't 'relieved' herself then i would kinda.......weird and not so hot.

and i'll also admit that the bigger the ass on the girl the harder i get (to a certin point)

:pimp:

[graph]

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Graph, if I were you, I'd wait for a girl to come in and demand an answer to why there was crap on the wall. I bet she'd know even though she obviously didn't do it.
but I mean, do I really want an answer?

[God v2.0]

i say theres too much ambiguity about 'poop' someone needs to take it upon themselves to bring poop back in to the socially conversable!!!!! YEAH!!!!



no...

[willystylle]

once i pissed on a seat in the cinema.

but i know a dude who pulled his pants down to crap in the parking lot - but he was so stoned he crapped IN his pants and then pulled them back up again.

[chisme]

lol i dont get why every public toilet has shit on the walls.....i mean cmon some people r just plain fucking tramps wtf is that all about?

[chisme]

once i pissed on a seat in the cinema.

but i know a dude who pulled his pants down to crap in the parking lot - but he was so stoned he crapped IN his pants and then pulled them back up again.


oh my god mental pic flash

[Reefer Rogue]

Whatever happened to the days of crapping only in the toilet? I miss those days.

[Swizzy89304]

I like the bathrooms they have in Turkey and Greece. You know, the little tap to wash yer arse with after youve dropped a log. So refreshing.

[Swizzy89304]

i say theres too much ambiguity about 'poop' someone needs to take it upon themselves to bring poop back in to the socially conversable!!!!! YEAH!!!!



no...

Well weve been farting and pooping for over 2,000 years. Surely it must be socially acceptable by now?

[eddievanzant]

Hahaha this thread is as funny as the last crap thread.

Well weve been farting and pooping for over 2,000 years. Surely it must be socially acceptable by now?
??? So along with salvation, Jesus brought bowel movements?

[Dr HaZzMatT Esq.]

I can't believe I miss spelled Crapped!
Ha Ha ha!
Awe crap!!

[LIP]

I like to pretend they don't do that sorta stuff.

Exactly the same as me mate.

Still fucking funny though...

I've never shit myself.. But how can you just stand there a have a shit in public? I mean, even by accident... Why didnt she use a bog?

[eddievanzant]

I have a more practical denial: that they poo flowers.

[God v2.0]

I have a more practical denial: that they poo flowers.



well if that's true then i bet a bouquet of roses comes out about every month or so cause that would explain a lot.

[Krogith]

:smokin: that a bad reason for the bleeding ..... yeah thats just not a right visual i didn't wana pic that thanks again God:smokin: ouch....rofl

[KEGS]

WHAT DO THEY HAVE HOW YOU SAY
BOWDAY?

[Krogith]

WHAT DO THEY HAVE HOW YOU SAY
BOWDAY? rofl that wont flush out 12 Roses!......

[God v2.0]

:smokin: that a bad reason for the bleeding ..... yeah thats just not a right visual i didn't wana pic that thanks again God:smokin: ouch....rofl

So its better to think about them squeezing a mucus covered bloodball out of their cunts every 28 days?:rolleyes: :eek:


mmm i think i just lost my appetie which says alot considering im baked as hell and had the munchies real bad, and i havent eaten all day and its 2:15pm

[God v2.0]

srry bout double post, well fuck it im gonna order a pita.

[Krogith]

Cali owns .....and yeah ither vershion you should of thought of something better jeeez :smokin: lol

[graph]

So its better to think about them squeezing a mucus covered bloodball out of their cunts every 28 days?:rolleyes: :eek:


mmm i think i just lost my appetie which says alot considering im baked as hell and had the munchies real bad, and i havent eaten all day and its 2:15pm

Uh... yeah. At least blood comes from the body. I would run like hell if a woman started screaming and shooting roses out of her vagoo. I mean, I don't know what makes a person gay, but I do know that THAT will definitely make a person gay.

[eddievanzant]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. You could pick her up and use her as a flower cannon.

[LIP]

once i pissed on a seat in the cinema.

but i know a dude who pulled his pants down to crap in the parking lot - but he was so stoned he crapped IN his pants and then pulled them back up again.

ffs, im nearly passing out lauging man, i LOVE YOU!

[Swizzy89304]

So its better to think about them squeezing a mucus covered bloodball out of their cunts every 28 days?:rolleyes: :eek:


mmm i think i just lost my appetie which says alot considering im baked as hell and had the munchies real bad, and i havent eaten all day and its 2:15pm

Thats the most vulgar statement I have heard in my life.

[Swizzy89304]

Uh... yeah. At least blood comes from the body. I would run like hell if a woman started screaming and shooting roses out of her vagoo. I mean, I don't know what makes a person gay, but I do know that THAT will definitely make a person gay.

Ive always wondered where clowns stashed the endless amounts of flowers, hankerchiefs, rabbits and doves came from.


Hahahahahahahahahahaha. You could pick her up and use her as a flower cannon.

Flower power.