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b33w

05-05-2006, 07:22 PM

Ok I've decided to stop smoking weed for awhile just because it's not a time in my life when I should be smoking. I have to much shit to deal with like probation and now I have to go to counseling where I might get tested randomly.

My question is about a product called Detox7. I was clean, then blazed from April 10th until yesterday, May 4th. I didn't smoke every single day but most of the time I did.

Will Detox7 really clear the THC out of my system in 7 days? I don't want a blocker or anything to pass a test, I just want the weed out of my system as fast as possible.

Any info would be great. Thanks a lot.

Branall1

05-07-2006, 03:32 PM

I used to work for a company in NC that handled every aspect of drug testing, from legal compliance to actual testing. I can tell you, from personal experience and observation, that most, if not ALL detox prodcuts are a total waste of time and money. If you look at the instructions for detox products, they always require you to drink copious amounts of water prior to your test. It's the WATER that dilutes your sample to lower the concentration of cannibinoids, not the "mystical detoxifying formula" in the detox product.

Here is where you have to be careful. If a sample of urine comes out clear, I can guarantee whomever is doing the test is going to test it's specific gravity and for adulterants. If your specific gravity is too low, they will make you sit there for 3-4 hours (Yes, it's legal) if it's an onsite test and collect again, or, if it's a "lab test", the results will come back requesting a re-collection, this time under direct observation (Yes, someone will be in the room with you watching you piss into a cup). All of this is perfectly legal (Most drug testing laws and procedures are based on the Department of Transportation regulations for CDL operators (truckers))

The solution to this is to still drink copious amounts of water, you need to dilute the sample, but you also need to re-yellow your urine. This is simple to do with a B vitamin. Just pop a few while you are slamming water. Trust me, when you drink as much water as you need, you will have plenty of oppurtunities to piss to check for color.

Here is what most people don't know. The drug test that you go down to a LabCorp or other PSC (Patient Service Center) for is actually nothing more than a glorified on site test. Labcorp is charging a ridiculous amount of money (Normally $30) to do the test, but they know that over 99% of all tests come back negative. They claim that lab testing uses GC/MS (Gas Chromography/Mass Spectrometry), which is accurate, but the tests are "Screeened" first using a $1.50 5 panel on-site test kit. You do the math. 99 out of 100 tests end at the $1.10, but they are still getting $30 each. The 1 test that hits positive on the onsite test kit gets sent to GC/MS, which costs $100. You can see why it's in these large laboratories (And even the company I worked for) best intesest to keep promoting false information on the "drug crisis" we are experiencing. It is ALL finacially motivated.

Enough with my rant. Basically, if it smells like piss, is yellow and is diluted enough to pass a simple 5 panel onsite kit. It's a laboratory negative.

I know this for a fact because I did the exact same thing at work. Even though we didn't do random testing (Which is kinda ironic, a business selling to other businesses a product that they don't even use) we had plenty of tests (I still have a box of them in my bathroom). I smoked as much as I could stand on a sunday evening. I went in Monday and tested using 2nd piss, and of couse came out very positive. I then drank 128 ounces of water over the course of 4 hours and tested again. My piss was clear, but it came out negative. All you have to do is hammer some vitamins and that piss will yellow back up.