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High Im Hi
05-05-2006, 02:19 PM
Ok, before anyone says they don't like being baked in public, well I'm not one of em. In fact, being baked in public is one of my fave things to do while stoned...hit up the mall, work, school or whatever I have to be lit when I'm out lol.

Well, I was stoned off a wake n bake and decided to hit up Barne's n Noble...that place is the shit when you're high, in a store with hundreds of thousands of books..lol.

Like a dumbass, I went to the CD/DVD section for no reason...I asked the guy at the front desk for a self repair DVD on my HDTV...he had no idea what I was talking about and could probably tell I was blazed.

I left that section and headed over to the magazine aisle and chilled there for an hour. I was reading Heads (currently my fave mag out right now, it's about the urban lifestyle of us Potheads.) Who do I see? The same f-ck from the CD/DVD section...amazingly, he decided to head on over where I was just to stock some f-cking magazines. I had a feeling he was staring at me, but I was too baked to realize and just sat there reading my Heads mag.

I know I should've never paid attention to him, afterall...I was doing nothing wrong, I was just sitting on the bench with my head down for like an hour reading mags. But still, wouldn't that ruin your high? Here, you are, enjoying it and having a good time at B & N and some f-ck follows you around just to get a glimpse of you and what you're up to. Shit, he was probably some straight guy that was completely anti-MJ and thought that ganja smokers are the same as crackheads, and assumed I was going to steal something or do something real crazy.


What do you guys think? And regardless of this, I still love being high in public lol. Ain't shit to do right now, I might just hit up the same store..B&N, I waked n baked today and am feeling good...hopefully that same guy's not going to be there to ruin my highness.

You may now tell us your story about how these little f-ckers have ruined your own high.

SensiRide
05-05-2006, 02:25 PM
Maybe he could see you were baked and was trying to muster up the courage to ask you for some skunk?

I detest being baked in public - get far too paranoid!

LIP
05-05-2006, 02:33 PM
lol, i love it, if your not carrying any skunk on you, then theres nothing no one can do lol.. It's great...

All the people in my kinda street know im a stoner, so its all cool

High Im Hi
05-05-2006, 02:59 PM
lol, i love it, if your not carrying any skunk on you, then theres nothing no one can do lol.. It's great...

All the people in my kinda street know im a stoner, so its all cool


Exactly! That's the way I think about it...I get lit up at home, before going out. In this case, I had my pipe at my car...but still, I wasn't really thinking about it. There's no reason for them to search my car, just because I *appeared* blazed to them. I didn't bring my sack either, just had a cleared bowl.

High Im Hi
05-05-2006, 03:02 PM
Maybe he could see you were baked and was trying to muster up the courage to ask you for some skunk?

I detest being baked in public - get far too paranoid!


lol, that could've been it. Around a week or so ago, I was in the same situation in desperate need of ganja.

No reason to get paranoid, just like the guy above said, as long as you got nothing on you there's nothing they can do...try it sometime, it's one of my fave highs lol. Whether you're at work, school, or running errands and such...do it stoned and see how much (not sure this is a word) funner it'd be!

This has nothing to do with this conversation, but is that you in your av? I don't know why I bothered asking, just thought you're pretty hot lol

suhl
05-05-2006, 03:02 PM
there was nothing to be scared about. he was a barnes and noble employee not a police officer, get a clue

SensiRide
05-05-2006, 03:04 PM
lol, that could've been it. Around a week or so ago, I was in the same situation in desperate need of ganja.

No reason to get paranoid, just like the guy above said, as long as you got nothing on you there's nothing they can do...try it sometime, it's one of my fave highs lol. Whether you're at work, school, or running errands and such...do it stoned and see how much (not sure this is a word) funner it'd be!

This has nothing to do with this conversation, but is that you in your av? I don't know why I bothered asking, just thought you're pretty hot lol

Yeah its me, thanks x RASTA!

I hate people tripping round you when you're baked, like staring at you and shit. If i really need to go out in public, I'll always wear glasses - who entire face just droops when I'm stoned and I'm positive everyone can see how roasted I am! :stoned:

High Im Hi
05-05-2006, 03:05 PM
there was nothing to be scared about. he was a barnes and noble employee not a police officer, get a clue


Look, someone is dry and in a bad mood today. :dance: :clap:

Bong30
05-05-2006, 03:07 PM
He was trying to get the balls up to ask you out on a date.... give him a break

if you came into my store i would fallow you around like a lost puppy too.... your hot...............you should be used to it by now you too sensi....

alienhed420
05-05-2006, 03:14 PM
I have to be in the mood to go outside when high, But when i know i'm going to go to a forrest then its a must nature is so awesome being high

SensiRide
05-05-2006, 03:20 PM
High Im hi - is that you in your av too? I always thought it was Christina Aguilera......:confused:

High Im Hi
05-05-2006, 03:35 PM
High Im hi - is that you in your av too? I always thought it was Christina Aguilera......:confused:


Nah, all these horny guys think it's me though. It's actually a pic of my ex, which happens to be Christina Aguilera. How'd you know?

High Im Hi
05-05-2006, 03:36 PM
if you came into my store i would fallow you around like a lost puppy too.... your hot...............you should be used to it by now you too sensi....


I'm a guy, now lay off my nutsack biaaaaaaaatch.

SensiRide
05-05-2006, 03:40 PM
Haha Bong30 sorry but you just got

High Im Hi
05-05-2006, 03:45 PM
Haha Bong30 sorry but you just got


For some reason I thought your name was Rasta...was looking at your av instead of your s/n.

Sensi huh, you're sexier than the strain. boo ya

friendowl
05-05-2006, 03:48 PM
maybe he wa staring it wouldnt bother me
i would look him in the eyes and ask him
"why do you keep looking at me"
see what he says
maybe your high and thinking too much
maybe he was gay and wanted to buy you lunch

SensiRide
05-05-2006, 03:53 PM
maybe he wa staring it wouldnt bother me
i would look him in the eyes and ask him
"why do you keep looking at me"
see what he says
maybe your high and thinking too much
maybe he was gay and wanted to buy you lunch

You know I think about doing this to people all the time but havent ever actually done it.

Bong30
05-05-2006, 03:57 PM
Haha Bong30 sorry but you just got

ok ok just dont tell my wife.................

Now.....since you are a guy

he still wants a date cause your some metro looking guy, asking for HGtv shit, like my wife. He wanted to fill you with a beef injection, in the HOW TO section........ My 2


who owns who huh?

PushaSimp
05-05-2006, 03:57 PM
i usually get really paranoid in public too. i just like chillin with friends and listening to some good music.

SensiRide
05-05-2006, 04:01 PM
ok ok just dont tell my wife.................

Now.....since you are a guy

he still wants a date cause your some metro looking guy, asking for HGtv shit, like my wife. He wanted to fill you with a beef injection, in the HOW TO section........ My 2


who owns who huh?

Still owned because that post made no sense.
High im Hi is the man not me!!!

Reefer Rogue
05-05-2006, 04:01 PM
Blazin in public is the shit.

Bong30
05-05-2006, 04:05 PM
Still owned because that post made no sense.
High im Hi is the man not me!!!
that was to him sensi.....

High Im Hi
05-06-2006, 09:43 AM
what's up sensi, am i too lit, or is that light in your button on.

Jeff Spicoli
05-06-2006, 09:53 AM
ROFL, nice one bong
hohohohoho

High Im Hi
05-06-2006, 09:55 AM
that was to him sensi.....


lol what was to me? I didn't even bother reading your shit. I'm not on here to argue bro, you're on ignore. I am baked as hell right now and I don' tneed to be arguing with anyone right now. All I know is, Sensi owned you...again...pretty bad...actually, real bad.

chisme
05-06-2006, 10:07 AM
lol, i love it, if your not carrying any skunk on you, then theres nothing no one can do lol.. It's great...

All the people in my kinda street know im a stoner, so its all cool


he knwos the ways lol:thumbsup:

willystylle
05-06-2006, 10:12 AM
Maybe he could see you were baked and was trying to muster up the courage to ask you for some skunk?

I detest being baked in public - get far too paranoid!


dude being high and paranoid in public is the best! its like living in a conspiracy where everyone is out to bust you. once i went to the movies and half-way a guy got up to go piss - i was so stoned i thought he was going to report me to the cops - so i climbed back over my seat and pissed on it - then i left.

SensiRide
05-06-2006, 10:20 AM
dude being high and paranoid in public is the best! its like living in a conspiracy where everyone is out to bust you. once i went to the movies and half-way a guy got up to go piss - i was so stoned i thought he was going to report me to the cops - so i climbed back over my seat and pissed on it - then i left.

LOL

Mmm I dunno, when I'm smoking I like to be seated and comfortable, not walking about, cos I feel like it drains me of energy and I cant be bothered going about doing shit. I only really enjoy smoking when there arent a lot of people around. I dunno, I do feel like people stare at me when I'm stoned and I hate that, it fucks my buzz up!

chisme
05-06-2006, 01:58 PM
i was smoking in wimbledon and this prick waited for me to walk at least 20 meters before shouting out

"can u not do that in public please it offends me"

i stop turn around and say "what?" as he is so far away

he replies " cant u do that....in....well...your bedrom or something!!"

i reply "no u prick because i dont live in wimbledon, im only in this shit-hole for work, "

he shouts back "well it stinks!!"

i shout "you sure u dont want some cheif?"

Nochowderforyou
05-06-2006, 03:13 PM
You have quite the ego on you (threadstarter). Maybe he was just restocking the shelves and doing his job. I'm so sure he decided to go in the back, grab some mags., pretend to put them away to stare at you. :rolleyes: What an ego!