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Dr HaZzMatT Esq.
05-05-2006, 02:06 AM
Man Weighing 1,200 lbs Hopes For Life-Saving Operation In Italy


Rome, Italy (AHN)â??A Mexican man, who at a whopping 1,200 lbs, is possibly the heaviest person in the world, is hoping to travel to Italy for a life-saving operation to shed weight.

40-year-old Manuel Uribe, who has been bedridden for the past five years, cannot stand on his own and will need a special flight to take him from Monterrey, Mexico to Modena, where a surgical team has offered to perform an intestinal bypass free of charge.

During a recent interview, Uribe, who weighs the same as five baby elephants, says, "I can't walk. I'm can't leave my bed," adding that, "I'm trying to reduce my weight a bit right now so I can be in the right condition for the operation."

According to the report, Uribe's case puzzles doctors since his cholesterol and blood-sugar levels are normal, despite his extreme obesity.

Marco Anibal Rodriguez Vargas, the director of hospitals in the Mexican state of Nuevo Leon, says, "His heart works very well. He has some respiratory difficulty because of his obesity, but in strict terms, he's well."

The operation would last four to five hours and would likely require Uribe to spend one month in Italy.

wordddddd
05-05-2006, 02:09 AM
hahahhahahaha damn thats one fat shit

stars stars stars
05-05-2006, 02:14 AM
Thank god he's not american or I would have to say FUCK YOUUUUU for fitting the stereotype times 5000000.

stars stars stars
05-05-2006, 02:15 AM
P.S

How does he tinkle?

Hehehe.

spacelamb
05-05-2006, 02:16 AM
How does he jack off? Heh...heh..

Nochowderforyou
05-05-2006, 02:17 AM
How does someone let themselves get that big? I ask you HOW?!

Dr HaZzMatT Esq.
05-05-2006, 02:22 AM
chili dog diet

Nochowderforyou
05-05-2006, 02:25 AM
chili dog diet

Ha ha! Chili dogs kick ass. :thumbsup:

But seriously, don't you think around 300lbs or so that someone would think, "hey, I'm getting a tad heavy, but I'll let myself gain 900 more lbs, get people to feel sorry for me, and get a free operation." Psph! I hope that fat bastard dies on the table. :D Ha ha! J/K. Really though, I don't care much. :rasta:

sweetnhighz
05-05-2006, 02:27 AM
they say hes perfectly healthy and have no clue why hes gaining this weight, i dunno what he plans for his daily diet though.....

Jeff Spicoli
05-05-2006, 02:37 AM
What a fucking fat piece of shit, I hope they are just pulling a prank on him and do a "operation dumbo drop" right over the ocean.

Eshelmen
05-05-2006, 02:45 AM
kankles?