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WannaSmokePot
05-05-2006, 12:40 AM
I had no papers and no piece, and didn't want to smoke out of an apple so you know what I did? I looked through the shells I saved from the beach from vacation, and I scoth-taped a half a clam shell to the hollow tube of a pen, but my bud in there, and drew lightly so I wouldn't get bits of nug in my mouth...worked like a fucking charm.

miraz
05-05-2006, 01:00 AM
Yeah ive done that too, but that was a while (Back about 4-5 years ago in 7th grade). From what i remember it worked pretty good. you didn't need to tape it though, it was just a shell perfect for being used as a pipe. I do remember getting high and looking at the shell turn red when someone would light it.

JaiPeur
05-05-2006, 03:16 AM
"Retarded" piece? Your post is offensive and you could obviously benefit from a thesaurus. I hope the shell was filled with bacteria.

WannaSmokePot
05-05-2006, 03:56 AM
Hey, hey, I didn't mean it in that way. You don't have to wish death upon me.

JaiPeur
05-05-2006, 06:28 AM
I shall retract my earlier statement but also remind you that I never wished death upon you, merely a bacteria barrage.

Your piety while faced with your error pleases me. It seems as though you still yet may be of value.

Don Don
05-05-2006, 08:10 PM
Wow Ive never been that desperate before.

Mr.Whitey
05-05-2006, 09:02 PM
"Retarded" piece? Your post is offensive and you could obviously benefit from a thesaurus. I hope the shell was filled with bacteria.
"retarded" means to hold back or restrain, it doesn't mean mentally handicapped anymore. Looks like someone could benefit from a dictionary. *giggles*

JaiPeur
05-08-2006, 08:03 PM
It looks like you could use from a boost of testosterone, it comes in a gel form these days. I don't need a dictionary I understand the word "retarded" has multiple meanings, yet the context (might you need to use a dictionary to search for that word?) in which the poster originally used the word was obviously in a derogatory manner. So screw you. ;)

God v2.0
05-08-2006, 08:31 PM
It looks like you could use from a boost of testosterone, it comes in a gel form these days. I don't need a dictionary I understand the word "retarded" has multiple meanings, yet the context (might you need to use a dictionary to search for that word?) in which the poster originally used the word was obviously in a derogatory manner. So screw you. ;)


it was used in a deragatory way toward his pipe though, he wasn't calling anyone a retard. so calm down bro, everyone on these forums is offensive, im sure im offending people right now with my username.:p

Fan o KmK
05-08-2006, 10:21 PM
I shall retract my earlier statement but also remind you that I never wished death upon you, merely a bacteria barrage.

Your piety while faced with your error pleases me. It seems as though you still yet may be of value.
what the fuck are u talkin about hahhaa. that is a very complicated way to say, "thanks for the appalogy, guess ur not as big of an asshole as i thought"

pixel
05-09-2006, 03:25 AM
THIS THREAD IS LIKE A DAMN EPISODE OF SEINFELD WHO THE FUCK CARES

shiscobob
05-09-2006, 05:49 AM
i once had one like that

lateralus
05-09-2006, 11:42 AM
I made popcorn; let's go watch the people fight about resin in the other thread!

Hollandica
05-09-2006, 08:12 PM
Funny, I added "retard" to my top 10 favourite words to call people last week.

Funkamander
05-12-2006, 08:37 AM
At least he didn't talk about my pipe. Mine's a filthy Nig-Jew-Wop-Chinky-ass retard-raper.

willystylle
05-12-2006, 08:56 AM
When I was living in England I had a pikey friend who always had stash but never had papers or a pipe or anything.

So he always landed up putting the weed in a plate and just lighting it, sucking the smoke up as it rose.

Thats got to be the most desperate way of toking I have ever known

welshkillabee
05-12-2006, 09:26 AM
When I was living in England I had a pikey friend who always had stash but never had papers or a pipe or anything.

So he always landed up putting the weed in a plate and just lighting it, sucking the smoke up as it rose.

Thats got to be the most desperate way of toking I have ever known

Hahaha thats funny I can picture someone doin that :stoned:

killacamfarillafam
05-12-2006, 10:29 AM
THIS THREAD IS LIKE A DAMN EPISODE OF SEINFELD WHO THE FUCK CARES

Hahahahaha, seinfeld's a lot funnier though.

It's cool, people want to share how they smoke that's all. Although I can see why you're angry, you probably expected something worthwhile by the title.