F-Ing Boy Scouts want a piss test

[cameron123240]

the damned faggot boy scouts want a piss test from me. lol dont know why, but its a rewuirement. i havent smoked in 4 days, (Friday), and even then, i didnt even get high, just a small buzz. they want the test fairly soon. next tuesday to be precise. the 11th. am i good to go for this test? or will i be BUSTED????:confused:

[Big Calhoun]

Boy Scouts...WTH!?!? Are you trying to become a scout or a scoutmaster?

[cameron123240]

im a damn scout,,,,, its a requirement for sum fucked up merit badge, to get a physical by a doctor, and a piss test

[KING KUSH]

lmao@ boy scouts!!! buhahaha they still have that shit???

[stars stars stars]

Dude, drop out. Seriously. There's no reason a potsmoker needs to be a boyscout. that's just wrong. Just..NO.

[Jahangir 420]

boyscout lmao

has ya boyscout leader asked ya for any special 'favors' promising you a badge aswell?

[Chaos]

dude....gtfo of boy scouts...

[WakingDream]

Get a friend you know is clean to piss in a cup for ya, i doubt they will watch you whip it out so no worries. Go into a bathroom, come out with a cup full of pee.

[Gnostic]

Tell them it's a violation of your privacy and basically just to go screw themselves.

Have to take a piss test for a merit badge?? That's a nice way to indoctrinate youth to getting used to be violated. What a bunch of a-holes.

Oh, remember, they don't like gay people either, so I'd walk in there next time with a limp wrist and call the scoutmaster "hunny".

[cameron123240]

to all u people laughing, u wouldnt if u were in my position

my fucking DOUCHE mother wont let me quit, and its so gay i hate it so much

boy scouts is a fricken government conspiracy, just like everything else DAMN THE BOY SCOUTS TO HELL!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cameron123240]

and will someone please answer my quesiton


im dying for a repsonse:confused:

[Jeff Spicoli]

your mom is a total crazy mormon bitch

[newarktoker]

:eek: I can't believe that, what is it a 'drug free' badge? :cursing:

It's 13 days from Saturday 4/29 to Thursday 5/11. If you don't want to leave it up to time (which probably isn't enough?) try some kind of detox method. I'll leave it to others to throw out their best suggestions since I don't have a tried and proven one.

Good luck!

[Chaos]

Get a friend you know is clean to piss in a cup for ya, i doubt they will watch you whip it out so no worries. Go into a bathroom, come out with a cup full of pee.

Agreed this is what i do cause im on probabtion

[ToKnoIsToGro]

i would presume he is a minor, so its pretty much gonna go against him with his parents if he fails or refuses to take it. All though the boy scouts are pretty lame. Anyway, it would be nice to know what kind of test it will be. U mentioned physical, so probably a clinic test possibly with lab eqp't. I would recommend you look into either dillution or substitution. The tips for those two are quite lengthy, and can be thus found by means of the search forum feature. Read carefully.

[one.stoned.wookie]

id just do what one said act gay and get kicked outta scouts
then get caught by mom having sex with a girl
and your set :)

[Bong30]

:eek: I can't believe that, what is it a 'drug free' badge? :cursing:

Good luck!
tell them you are going to take that badge and roll some weed with it and make a badge Blunt....

you are in the boy scouts and here on Cann.com? what is the world coming too.

[Mr.Whitey]

the damned faggot boy scouts want a piss test from me. lol dont know why, but its a rewuirement. i havent smoked in 4 days, (Friday), and even then, i didnt even get high, just a small buzz. they want the test fairly soon. next tuesday to be precise. the 11th. am i good to go for this test? or will i be BUSTED????:confused:
Man, you should just quit. Those Boy Scouts are a fascist bunch.

[toke it up 420]

o man im a fucking boy scout...
man im working on phsical fitness merit badge(actaully worked on it today), my counselor said u don have to go to the doctors, or get drug test etc
i dont want u to waste any of ur money, or have ur parents been told some bad news, is what he said
i was like damn, nukka, i heart boy scouts
lol
but serriosuly drink like 45 vitamin waters a day

[cameron123240]

wow man, thats actually wut merit badge im doing


weird,


well, as you all may have collected, i can not quit, because my mom is a psycho whore, so yea.

all i know is its part time, as soon as this shit is done:p

[slpntrx5]

i hear that a warm bottle of water will work...

[Pride]

I would smoke as much weed as possible. Hell I would get high right before the test just to get the fuck out of there!
I don't care what kind of trouble I'd get in! ANYTHING TO GET THE HELL OUT OF BOY SCOUTS!

[acrca]

I was in cub scouts, then went into boy scouts. Lol I think we had a name like Weblow or somthin. Thats when I realized that shit was too gay for me

[mrtbone55]

I got kicked out of the boy scouts. I ate a brownie....:rasta: :rasta:

[gaheadga]

start smoking meth its very healthy for you and the THC in your system will be gone

[willystylle]

They want a piss test so that when they molest you and you go to court he can say it was consensual sex and not date rape.

Have fun with the molesting........



Don't forget to molest back........




lol seriously thats fucked up. BOY SCOUTS?????
anyways I don't think you'll pass sorry dude