I got fucked up .....me chisme i got fucked up

[chisme]

ok i missed the beat.
i missed all the things i shoulda seen coming.

me and a close mate "lets just take a walk round the block" blah bllag blah blah

short stroy version... i see 2 guy walking towards me and me friend.
both r tall beefy guys and one of them is smiling at me while walking towards me....all of a sudeen he pulls his arms ready to throw an punch! i instincly duck .....unfortunatly my friend was right behind me and caught the blow.

this fucking hugh guy then got me in a choke hold.....i manage to push my chest forwards and lift him off ground alittle...somehow this fucker pulls me back and in the momentem lifts my whole body off the ground and slams me head first into the concrete floor and continues to give my head the boot.....now im trying to get up (disoriented) but everytime i get my hand on the floor to get up the cunt kicked me in the head. i do now manage to land a goodish blow on his bottom lip i know this cos it hurt my knuckle(pinky) while this happens he tried to grab my mobile phone so i held on and continued to try and give him sum clips in the ear but its just not doin much anyway the fucking stupid strap/holder thing snaps and he runs off with my mobile ... in a daze i try to get up and find my friend beeing held up with a knuckle duster half the size of my jaw....the pointy kind

still in a slight daze i shout to my friend fuck it d just duck out! anyways they both fuck off running me and my friend go back to my house i get my bat and my blade...but of course there no where to be seen.

then a old friend of mine comes round the corner and says he saw the whole thing and his friend standing next to him at this point was holdng a gat (gun) in his satchel hangng around his neck. but of course these pricks r long gone by now,.......and now im in the afterburn notion of beeing pissed i got turned over like a fucking pussy so easily. i mena i hardly even got a chance to hit the guy it was just like pow pow daze damn where the fucks my phone.


im just fucking pissed off now because i cant do a damn thing about it.:mad:

[friendowl]

watch felonyfights
fuck it
youll see em again
its a small world
when you catch him
make sure he dont see you
fist fighting without weapons is the best

[bongsrule420]

that sucks!


I was hoping you would at least post something about getting your skull cracked open or worse:confused:

[cannabis campbell]

Do you know why anyone would wanna do that or where they are from? u seen em before?

[chisme]

yeah wel i was hopeing not tog et a reply like that,.

anyways yeah i can take the beating but i have to understand i have no phone for people to call me on now!!! the numbers!!! i need those numbers!!!


damn my head hurts now lol its like fuck all this cos i walked around my block

[chisme]

never seen em b4 in my life it was just fucking random,.

[cannabis campbell]

so they jacked your phone, whats the fucking point they obviously werent from around your area

[OtterPop]

go watch felony fights, maybe you can learn something from it lol


oh well man, you win some you lose some

be smart about it

[cannabis campbell]

The same sort of thing happened to me theres nothing you can do really unless you see em again.

You can get peoples numbers just either buy the same phone but stolen so its cheaper, or get a shit phone that no one would wanna rob.

What phone did u have?

[chisme]

k750i with 1gb memory stick


oh well the 1 button didnt work and the dicks left the simcard in the phone so now i blocked the number cos its still int he phone its blocked the phone too

[OtterPop]

lol or fuggen put on some muscle and learn some wrestling and boxing, who wants to buy a shit phone haha

[chisme]

lol or fuggen put on some muscle and learn some wrestling and boxing, who wants to buy a shit phone haha


haahahahaha your a fool ahahahah

cmon man your making yourself out to be a kiddie "ooo u got beaten up means you cant fight for shit" YOU EVER HEARD OF THE ELEMENT OF SUPRISE FOOL?

[cannabis campbell]

lol or fuggen put on some muscle and learn some wrestling and boxing, who wants to buy a shit phone haha

omg shut up u never been in a fight

[OtterPop]

element of suprise?? you dodged the first swing


Your description makes it sound like you didnt defend yourself well enough....

[bongsrule420]

come on everybody.....leave the newly-tard alone.

in otherwords don't tease him about his mental errors!

[chisme]

element of suprise?? you dodged the first swing


Your description makes it sound like you didnt defend yourself well enough....


ffs bruv was u there?! do u knwo exactly how things whent down? no u dton so shut the fuck up sitting there trying to act all "yeah i would defended myself btter blah blah" I SAY IN THE START I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMEING BUT THIS GUY GOT THE SUPRISE ON ME!!! SO FUCKING GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PEDISTAL BENEDICT:thumbsup:

[chisme]

come on everybody.....leave the newly-tard alone.

in otherwords don't tease him about his mental errors!


newly-tard? fuckng grow up whats wrong with you people dont u think u shoud earn sum fucking respect around here b4 u go other the 20 post counts?

[chisme]

and MENTAL ERRORS? fucking hell how long does it take u guys to hit each other? where i am in a fight u dont have time to sit about thinking about how "you goin to percieve attacking someone" u say i need to learn? you people need to fucking grow up and have a real fight outside the fucking school walls where your teachers dont break it up after "someone dares throw a real punch"

[da haze meister]

i was tryin to post a thread about this little bitch
but my thread got deleted
shows that SOME of the mods
dont really care for the site anymore
tryin to ban me and not banning this twat?
tsk tsk tsk

[chisme]

yeah cmon mods plz could u remove some of the shit from this thread and leave the better peoples answeres i mean even the greatest will fall at one point man fucking hell u telling me u never been beaten up in your life?

[bongsrule420]

ewwww....telllllllling

[Psycho4Bud]

Bongsrule.....second complaint on ya....
da haze...that was me...but I do keep track....

Otterman...chill

Everybody back to their corners...do a couple....come back on in and chillllll.

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

[chisme]

thank you P.

ill try to have a good one rubbing my sore head hehehe cheers.



edit: sore head =(kick in back of neck...yeah ow)

[Psycho4Bud]

I'm a big one for reading what the forums in here are suppose to be about...just read the one for the lounge:

"Friendly talk about nothing in particular."

I'm not saying that everyone has to have dandelions shooting out their backsides on a regular basis but hey.....let's all try to stick to the basic concept.

If you REALLY feel the urge to flame on someone...feel free to visit the Politics forum.......hold on tight though...it can be a rocky ride!:D

Have a good one to all!:thumbsup:

[da haze meister]

yeah cmon mods plz could u remove some of the shit from this thread and leave the better peoples answeres i mean even the greatest will fall at one point man fucking hell u telling me u never been beaten up in your life?
oh fuck dude
i have been beaten the shit out of
i have been hit with a hockey stick
a car
many, many fists,
and the butt of a pistol
but i got those fuckers back

Bongsrule.....second complaint on ya....
da haze...that was me...but I do keep track....

Otterman...chill

Everybody back to their corners...do a couple....come back on in and chillllll.

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

sorry dude

[God v2.0]

seriously dude i feel bad for chisme, getting shit taken from you sucks, and when they take it by force at least its a little better because you can at least try and defend yourself, just keep a blade on you at all times, in the heat of the moment though EVERYTHING is a weapon, i would've grabbed a shard of glass and cut the bitches eyeballs out, but that sme cause im sick and twisted.

i yearn for the day someone trys to steal something from me and i get to fuck their ass up so bad its gonna make them rethink their lifestyle. i'll pull some of the shit from hostel, see what the 'bad guys' think of robbin someone with a chainsaw.

[BizzleLuvin]

chisme, did u know that ur name means 'joke' en espanol? cuentas chismes?

[chisme]

mmmm i didnt know it meant joke .

i do know it also means rumours. lol

yeah it is shit u know the worst part about it? explaining waht happend to people around me ...i hate having to re-explain about how i got my ass kicked . well anyways i gotta call today saying i have a interview for a job and they had been trying to call my mobile all morning.. DAMNIT oh well lucky they got my hme number on my cv.


and yes we will find then again i went back out with a bat and blade cos im was finished witht he bullshit i would have at that point just walked silently up behind him and jooking him inthe back i dont care any
more fuck it... so me and a friend r driving arund the area today and if we see them....well ill tell u this . the guy im gonna go looking for these pricks with once was in springfield mental institute..........when will people learn that i have more friends then enemies! ......also mistaking kindess for weakness is what allot of epople around here seem to do so im gonna have to bring out the mean side.

[chisme]

im not sour or nothing i mean EVERYONE GETS ROBBED its just well..........it hasnt happend to me for a loooooong abot 5 years since i was attempted jacking but i fought the last 1 off these 2 where just fuckign BLENCH! I HAD NO CHANCE TO BEGIN WITH but i would have fought anyways...well i did try its just a pity everytime i tried standing up i got a foot in the face.......it happens ive swollowed my pride and its happened........but fuck man i just wish u know the old feeling we all have: "i wish it ws me and him alone ina room so i could headbutt him" lol but we all think along those lines if this kinda thing happens but what can we do? nothing except have a little toddle round and see if we see them.


i also found out while this happend the guy apparently DID have a 6inchnear) kitchen knife in his pocket............so how knows maybee if i did get sum good hits in who's to say he wouldnt have jooked me? then i would be writting this message to u guys.....oh well eh? the world turns.




all i can say is i cant wait till they see MY blade COS IM NOT A FOOLER id never leave the house with a blade unlesss i had a full reason to hurt someone with it and by that i mean something deeper then skin:mad:

[Reefer Rogue]

That's fucked up man, I hope you find him and sort him out. :mad:

[poorprincess]

The sucker punch is a cowardly move. Good on you for dodgin the first one!

[LIP]

If you ever see him again go for his throat. Jab the knife about 2 inches in, twist, and run. He'll be dead in about 2 -3 mins.

[chisme]

if i see him im gonna wait for him to grab me in the same way then im gonna stab him the thigh and whatch him bleed to death

[chisme]

reefer can u send me a quick e-mail so i ca reply u an number to call on BTW i got that phatt gear in again