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kpqb8
05-02-2006, 06:54 PM
i was high and i thought iw as michael jordan. my friend called me and he said i kept answeringi questions about my retirement and shit. I was thinking, i wonder what it would be like to be jordan. and then all the sudden my brain was liek, dude im michael jordan right now, i can splash jumpers in whitey's mouth's if i want to, i really thought i was him. fucked up. That is some good nug my friend my friend.
Big Calhoun
05-02-2006, 06:55 PM
...then you woke up and looked at your bank account and realized...
kpqb8
05-02-2006, 06:59 PM
fuckin a, im off by a lot of zeroes
LIP
05-02-2006, 08:41 PM
lol
da5mikeY
05-02-2006, 11:10 PM
haha that's great...I appreciate your icon by the way
kpqb8
05-03-2006, 12:05 AM
haha 2pac is the greatest musician of all time
yoda
05-03-2006, 03:21 AM
haha 2pac is the greatest musician of all time

what instruments did he play?
CYRAX
05-05-2006, 06:17 AM
what instruments did he play?

The Trumpet in 8th grade, Bass drums in 9th, and a Mic from then on :thumbsup:
orangeman
05-05-2006, 09:20 PM
haha 2pac is the greatest musician of all time

I agree alot.
daima
05-06-2006, 04:21 PM
i was high and i thought iw as michael jordan. my friend called me and he said i kept answeringi questions about my retirement and shit. I was thinking, i wonder what it would be like to be jordan. and then all the sudden my brain was liek, dude im michael jordan right now, i can splash jumpers in whitey's mouth's if i want to, i really thought i was him. fucked up. That is some good nug my friend my friend.

It could of been worse. You could of been Rosie O'Donnel and thought you were Michael Jordan:confused:
dai*ma:stoned: