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chisme
04-30-2006, 09:04 PM
HAHAHAAHAHAH i cannot do anythign but laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a8VdaqcyRk&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b

dog420
04-30-2006, 09:10 PM
:eek:

newbie1232
04-30-2006, 09:13 PM
WTF did I just watch?

mrdevious
04-30-2006, 09:15 PM
Will this scar me for life or is it worth watching?

chisme
04-30-2006, 09:16 PM
lmao its jooooke

dog420
04-30-2006, 09:28 PM
Everytime i hear that tune on the radio at work ill have that sick image...... :eek:

Peace

eddievanzant
04-30-2006, 10:07 PM
That was as dumb as the video of the girl talking for five minutes.

LIP
04-30-2006, 10:27 PM
O M G :eek:

paperlunatic
04-30-2006, 10:42 PM
ah! hahaha .... this is lesson to stay away from computer technology when ur stoned, because u'll embarase urself.. what a fool'.
lmao:thumbsup: good post
:pimp:

God v2.0
04-30-2006, 11:14 PM
gay guys and songs sung by a blow up doll, i love it!

420purplehaze420
04-30-2006, 11:47 PM
disturbing...

eddievanzant
05-01-2006, 12:21 AM
I can't understand how these videos get on the internet. These people are so dumb, I assume they don't know how to use a computer. There must be someone who isn't retarded yet still is a friend of these retards.

beachguy in thongs
05-01-2006, 12:30 AM
Apr-30-2006 17:04
chisme HAHAHAAHAHAH i cannot do anythign but laugh

Apr-30-2006 17:10
dog420 (speechless)

Apr-30-2006 17:13
newbie1232 WTF did I just watch?

Apr-30-2006 17:15
mrdevious Will this scar me for life or is it worth watching?



I watched it, got this far in the thread and busted out laughing.

JiGGabOo
05-01-2006, 12:36 AM
omg thats sexy!!! :) :stoned:

chisme
05-06-2006, 10:01 AM
yeah go on it deserves a bump


BUMP. :D

SensiRide
05-06-2006, 10:08 AM
Haha
The guy with the bandana would be quite nice if he got rid of that rotten moustache

Pure
05-06-2006, 10:10 AM
£20 says they're gay, Sensi

chisme
05-06-2006, 10:11 AM
lmao i dont think there actualy gay i think its like part of the act but u never know these days do ya .

the guy with the baloons in his trouser in the background is funny

SHEEEEES GOT MEEEEE SPENNNNDING!

chisme
05-06-2006, 10:12 AM
alsoTHE KARATEE KID bandanna is cool lol

SensiRide
05-06-2006, 10:23 AM
£20 says they're gay, Sensi

Gay guys are usually nice looking, so you're probably right.

Swizzy89304
05-06-2006, 10:43 AM
Gotta hand it to him, that guy can dance.

Swizzy89304
05-06-2006, 10:44 AM
I don't know whether to cry or laugh...

I cannot even begin to imagine how funny this would be stoned.
I think Ill force dry some bud and find out.

Kush Over
05-06-2006, 10:48 AM
Uh.

LMAO.

I don't think you'll need weed to find that fucking hilarious.

SensiRide
05-06-2006, 10:56 AM
Smoke then watch this
Remember smoke FIRST then watch it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4cQ3BoHFas

:stoned:

Kush Over
05-06-2006, 10:57 AM
LMAO. Just watch this.

Doesn't matter if you're high, it's funny!

http://www.videocrap.com/vid.asp?id=251

SensiRide
05-06-2006, 11:06 AM
LMAO. Just watch this.

Doesn't matter if you're high, it's funny!

http://www.videocrap.com/vid.asp?id=251

OMG he would have got a slap from me
Maybe I didnt hear right, but did he call that 1st black guy a c**n? If so, that was bang out of order

Kush Over
05-06-2006, 11:09 AM
Oh, shit. Coon isn't the least of it.

In an argument between him and a black woman in New Orleans he mentions something to the effect of her being so black because of a lack of whiteness after she mentions something about his lack of talent and needing to drink just to be mildly asinine.

CrAzYpOtHeAd
05-06-2006, 12:10 PM
Oh.... My... Fucking.... God.

wtf did i just watch? is this their nations idear of "sexy"?! ahahaha

beachguy in thongs
05-06-2006, 12:16 PM
I had came to the conclusion that in the video was a guy and his short-haired girlfriend. That guy (if it is one) has some very feminine legs. I thought she was flat.

Kush Over
05-06-2006, 12:20 PM
I don't know.

LoL

I didn't really inspect the video that well.

CrAzYpOtHeAd
05-06-2006, 12:23 PM
no way could that be a woman. You can see "he" has a lil bit of a mustash growin in a bit. Unless its a woman with a mustash, LOL!

chisme
05-06-2006, 12:54 PM
"oh your from afganistan???

i bet your pussy smells like curry powder!!!


tears in my eyes!!!

Kush Over
05-06-2006, 12:54 PM
^ LMAO

Yeah, that shit had me fucking rollin'!

Swizzy89304
05-06-2006, 01:03 PM
Kush, Ive gotta watch this when Ive finished this spliff of Lowryder. The racist thing that is. Im not racist in the least (although people of the... Asian Persuasion) seem to like hitting on my girl. I mean, people who are in their 30's hitting on a girl whos 17 but looks 16. And they ALL do it, not just a select few. :mad:
Id never say a racist remark to their face though. After 7/7, my dad would walk on the opposite side of a pavement if he saw one walking down the road with a backpack. And I wanted to shout 'Allha Akhbar' or whatever they say over a tannoy system in a busy shopping mall as an April Fools. But thats just funny :D
Anyways, time to smoke and watch the flaming start about my view on the damn things... I swear theyre like ants in the summer :dance:

SensiRide
05-06-2006, 01:04 PM
"oh your from afganistan???

i bet your pussy smells like curry powder!!!


tears in my eyes!!!

Hmm, see I dont think thats funny. Its fucking lame

Swizzy89304
05-06-2006, 01:07 PM
Hmm, see I dont think thats funny. Its fucking lame

But were blokes. In the evening we can often be found having a crap, reading The Sun and drinking a can of beer.

chisme
05-06-2006, 01:10 PM
heres more yucko the clown http://www.guzer.com/videos/yucko_clown2.php

KEGS
05-06-2006, 01:13 PM
lol

chisme
05-06-2006, 01:14 PM
and more http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1125450841

Swizzy89304
05-06-2006, 01:14 PM
'Whats yer name?'

'Ali'

'What you gonna do, fly a carpet outta here or somethin?'


LOL!

chisme
05-06-2006, 01:14 PM
yeah u do need a diet ya big fat sea cow ARAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!

CrAzYpOtHeAd
05-06-2006, 01:17 PM
heres more yucko the clown http://www.guzer.com/videos/yucko_clown2.php

lmao

Jenna's got big boobs :D

Kush Over
05-06-2006, 01:38 PM
LMAO

"So, what are you on Atkins?"

"No, I don't diet."

"Yeah, that's obvious.."

orangeman
05-06-2006, 01:51 PM
ROFL, that guy that impersonated Fergie is hillarious.

Swizzy89304
05-06-2006, 02:00 PM
Theres a joke like that.
It may be wrong and/or complete bollocks or babbling because I am stoned.



A woman is shopping in Tesco with two children aged 3 and 4.
A man goes up to her and says 'aww, how cute, are they twins?'
The woman replies, intrigued. 'No, why?'
The which the man says 'cos youre so fucking ugly theres no way you would get fucked twice.'

Swizzy89304
05-06-2006, 02:03 PM
I love this Yucko the Clown shit.

(Talking about the Cold War... to a woman...)

Clown: So whos that Russian guy?
Woman: Duuuuuhhhh...... duuuuuhhhh I dunno duhhhhhh...........
Clown: Are you frikkin stupid or what?

Kush Over
05-06-2006, 02:07 PM
LoL!

It's funny when he's talking to that black guy, and he goes..

"Boy, Gary Coleman you really let yourself go to shit, huh?"

Swizzy89304
05-06-2006, 02:09 PM
Guns dont kill people. Just ask Dick Cheney.

Swizzy89304
05-06-2006, 02:10 PM
LoL!

It's funny when he's talking to that black guy, and he goes..

"Boy, Gary Coleman you really let yourself go to shit, huh?"

I dont get that one :confused:

Kush Over
05-06-2006, 02:11 PM
LMAO! Dude, check this shit out!

http://www.damnshow.com/skinnyclips.html

Go to the "Gooks of Hazard"! LoL

Kush Over
05-06-2006, 02:12 PM
I dont get that one :confused:

You have to know who Gary Coleman is. Whatever the case, that dude looked vaguely like him without the Webster expression.

Reefer Rogue
05-06-2006, 02:15 PM
Yucko the clown rules.

Swizzy89304
05-06-2006, 02:21 PM
You HAVE to watch Charlie the Unicorn.
Only when stoned though.

Kush Over
05-06-2006, 02:33 PM
Charlie the Unicorn. I wonder if that's on Bearshare.

I downloaded A Clockwork Orange, all the Cheech & Chong flicks, and Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas last night.

Can you think of anymore good smoking movies?

Edit: Charlie the Unicorn's a flash movie?

WTF. LMAO. This shit's insane.

"Candy mountain! An adventure! An adventure!"

Bong30
05-06-2006, 02:44 PM
My hump.....i couldnt stop watching...like a train wreck

those guys are 100% gay.... not sayin anything but.....they are

Jimmicrackedcorn
05-06-2006, 03:39 PM
Prepare for total confusion, gayness, and dance aerobics to the sounds of the mid 80's! It really, don't get any more fucking pointless than this.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2669546

Oh and this was really an entire tape, totalling like 60 mins long, of pure dance aerobics during 85/86.

Ladies, are you hypnotized by there crazy dance moves?

SensiRide
05-06-2006, 03:46 PM
Prepare for total confusion, gayness, and dance aerobics to the sounds of the mid 80's! It really, don't get any more fucking pointless than this.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2669546

Oh and this was really an entire tape, totalling like 60 mins long, of pure dance aerobics during 85/86.

Ladies, are you hypnotized by there crazy dance moves?

No, I am revolted by lots of loose willies flapping about wildly.
I've seen this before, it was sent round my work about 6 months ago.
Mildly disturbing

Jimmicrackedcorn
05-06-2006, 03:51 PM
Hey come on, you didn't giggle even a little?
Think about the amount of time spent on production, paying the actors, actually filming it, take after take..........and THIS was the cream of the crop. God damn, imagine the absolute shit that none of us get to see, but what actually gets released. There's another clip of a japanese woman breastfeeding a cat, thats disturbing.

hempomatic
05-07-2006, 05:58 AM
HAHAHAAHAHAH i cannot do anythign but laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a8VdaqcyRk&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b


What THE fUcK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

bedake
05-07-2006, 06:13 AM
If you press pause when the girl is singing, the guy makes a funny face, always!

MaryJaneintheCloset
05-12-2006, 03:46 PM
Those guys were SO into it...!

BobBong
05-12-2006, 04:34 PM
If you press pause when the girl is singing, the guy makes a funny face, always!

Girl????

What girl?!!

Melton420
05-12-2006, 05:59 PM
watch all the movies he made its funny as hell