help need a light?

[Pulse]

so i was packing a bowl when i realised i dont have a lighter that works? i want to get stoned what else can i use to light it? i can roll a j or put the weed another form if i need to to light it.

[slipknotpsycho]

why don't you walk down to the conveince store and buy a lighter... they're like a dollar... and how can any stoner not have a ligher around that works, i got about 7-8 lighters all within reaching distance of me right now...

Fire is a stoner's best friend.... so stock up, go to walmart and buy 2, 5-pack's of bic lighters. :thumbsup:

[Pulse]

can't i had 2 but they both dont work plus the nearest convience store is 12 blocks away and theres a block party goin on and im still stoned from when my lighter did work so i cant go out

[187]

what are u scared

[da haze meister]

dude
just get a bunch of Q tips
and a stove
der
im high

[Pulse]

my eyes are red as hell people are goining to see me i was just wondering what else i could use in my dorm except a stove cause its all the way at the other end of the dorm.

[Pulse]

if i lit incense could i light a bowl with that?

[da haze meister]

no
no
dude
who cares if youre eys are read
just fuckin walk there
and spray yourself with somtin
like ddt

[killacamfarillafam]

Trust me man noone cares. I've been to 7-11 with my boys at the middle of the night buying munchies and cigs, and in the process make small talk with the cop standing in line. They might know you're blazed but they're not going to search you on spot.

If you're still too paranoid about that, get a piece of paper and light it on the stove, and bring it to the bowl. Ideally, if you have something like a dowel stick, spray it with something flammable (hairspray, axe) and light it with the stove.

[Polymirize]

ok, here's what you do, find to sticks and start rubbing them together...


How are you planning on lighting incense? Do you have matches? Stoners have to know how to handle logistics stoned. get with the learning curve...

[pabloescobar209]

Some people on here are just flat out retarted.

[Pulse]

on the stove then cary that then try to light that i cznt carry pot in the hall way but i could carry insence and why the fuck am i a retard because i can't go out not now puplic safty and cops are partolling for stoners. they do question you just cuase somethings different in another area dont call them a moron.

[pabloescobar209]

on the stove then cary that then try to light that i cznt carry pot in the hall way but i could carry insence and why the fuck am i a retard because i can't go out not now puplic safty and cops are partolling for stoners. they do question you just cuase somethings different in another area dont call them a moron.
ahahhaahahhaha patrolling for stoners... omg you are retarted.

[da haze meister]

IF OU DON HAVW NOHTIN ON U
THEN THEY CANT DO SHIT
YOU STUPID PIECE OF FUCK
DAMN

[orangeman]

Just use a match, shit! lol.

[pabloescobar209]

IF OU DON HAVW NOHTIN ON U
THEN THEY CANT DO SHIT
YOU STUPID PIECE OF FUCK
DAMN
even tho this post is coded with non english language words... I understand you, and you are correct... unless he's a jew and its 1940 in germany

[orangeman]

even tho this post is coded with non english language words... I understand you, and you are correct... unless he's a jew and its 1940 in germany

Dude, shut up. Me and Haze are high right now. Dont blow it with shit like this :D.

[pabloescobar209]

Dude, shut up. Me and Haze are high right now. Dont blow it with shit like this :D.
Don't blow your high on cannabis.com... why don't you guys take all those guns that haze doesnt own and go kill yourselves.:thumbsup:

[orangeman]

Don't blow your high on cannabis.com... why don't you guys take all those guns that haze doesnt own and go kill yourselves.:thumbsup:

Why dont you take that stick and place it in your fuckin rectum?

[LIP]

Use your gas cooker, or if its electric, put sugar on it untill it starts a small fire, light your joint and let it go out.... always works for me

[pabloescobar209]

Why dont you take that stick and place it in your fuckin rectum?
That was a statement buddy, meaning there should be a period, not a question mark.

[orangeman]

That was a statement buddy, meaning there should be a period, not a question mark.

Dude you win, now can I chill? :D.


BOOM PWNT QUESTION NOW!

[pabloescobar209]

Dude you win, now can I chill? :D.
I never said a word to you... You attacked me because your friends with haze, don't fight battles you can't, and apparently don't want to win.

[Pulse]

Dude you win, now can I chill? :D.

i argee

[God v2.0]

yeah hahah one night i was coming home from partying in the woods, and i was SO drunk and SO high and i went into a chevron to buy some cigs and a new lighter and of course dinner at 2 am which consisted of 5 bags of cheetos/chips some cookies a bunch of candy and soda pop.

i was talking to the clerk just making small talk about wee and a cop walks in, so i quickly change the subject to books and start talking about my bookstore downtown, the cops starts talking about how he's been in there and its one of the best bookstores in town and after like 3 mins of talking to the cop i take off, still so drunk i could hardly speak straight and so stoned that my eyes must have looked like those maraschino cherries.

funny things is when i drove off i pulled over the curb. that was one of the greatest late night moments.

[LIP]

That was a statement buddy, meaning there should be a period, not a question mark.

Yes there should. He said "Why" That makes is a question, therefore needing a "?"

[pabloescobar209]

i argee
Of course you agree, your trapped in hell where they patrol the streets for people with red eyes.

[orangeman]

Of course you agree, your trapped in hell where they patrol the streets for people with red eyes.

ROFL pwnt.

[TheAstronaut]

OK 1. Yes it's pretty stupid that you live in a dorm at a COLLEGE where there are thousands of kids who smoke either weed or cigs where you could just ask someone to barrow a lighter, 2. If your school is so Nazi about trying to find stoners you obviously wouldn't be smoking in your dorm, if your so paranoid about walking down the street and getting caught then you're obviously not smoking outside. 3. Pablo don't try to act smarter then you are you dumb ass

[pabloescobar209]

OK 1. Yes it's pretty stupid that you live in a dorm at a COLLEGE where there are thousands of kids who smoke either weed or cigs where you could just ask someone to barrow a lighter, 2. If your school is so Nazi about trying to find stoners you obviously wouldn't be smoking in your dorm, if your so paranoid about walking down the street and getting cause then you obviously not smoking outside. Pablo don't try to act smarter then you are you dumb ass
Ok mother... I'm sorry. Should I go to my room, or do you want to wash my mouth with soap first?

[TheAstronaut]

nah, just kill yourself

[pabloescobar209]

nah, just kill yourself
wow you're original.

[Pulse]

Of course you agree, your trapped in hell where they patrol the streets for people with red eyes.

na its over now i just couldn't go then besides that has nothing to even do with why i asked the question

[TheAstronaut]

im unoriginal? Tell me, where have you have heard those lines put together before? I'm pretty sure saying "Wow, you're original" is more over used,unoriginal and pretty much just stupid

[da haze meister]

astronaut
shut up dude
pablo is a g

[TheAstronaut]

awww he needs his girlfriend to stick up for him

[krustythfreakinclown]

Jeeeeezzzuussss.

Go walk to the store and buy a lighter, you lazy fuck. Nobody's gonna arrest you for having bloodshot eyes. Just make sure you have clothes on and aren't staggering or or running out into traffic. It's late, it's dark out and it's Saturday night, which means there are many more people out tonight doing things worse than some pothead retard going to the store to buy a lighter.

Worst case scenario, you might meet a girl. Oh, no!

How did you get into college if you're so stupid?

[da haze meister]

awww he needs his girlfriend to stick up for him
girlfriend?
didnt you see that we were fighting in the other thread?
no fucker the point is that he has been here longer than you with like 25x as many posts
so shut up,
fuckin wanker

[TheAstronaut]

ahahahahaha "he has more posts" oh my god he has more posts? holy shit he must be a "g". So sorry guys I didn't mean to offend someone of such high status on a message board, i hope im forgivin i feel so stupid now.. I really am a wanker

[Fabolous]

who really cares if you live in a dorm and people know your high, i was at a party yesterday night and everyone saw me and 3 others i meat that night smoking 10 joints in a row, then on top of that some where doing E and still no one seemed to mind earthier. in fact just ask some one for a lighter and i am sure they well let you use it.

[pabloescobar209]

who really cares if you live in a dorm and people know your high, i was at a party yesterday night and everyone saw me and 3 others i meat that night smoking 10 joints in a row, then on top of that some where doing E and still no one seemed to mind earthier. in fact just ask some one for a lighter and i am sure they well let you use it.
Yeah, but do you live in hell? lol

[Fabolous]

in the student Ghetto... i think thats close enough? LOL

[da haze meister]

i wish i lived in dorms
rather have someone i dont know pissed off at me for smokin
rather than my family
oh fuc it
im high
but i live in the real ghtto not student ghetto
what is that
like dorm projects?

[pabloescobar209]

i wish i lived in dorms
rather have someone i dont know pissed off at me for smokin
rather than my family
oh fuc it
im high
but i live in the real ghtto not student ghetto
what is that
like dorm projects?
Yeah... they have study hall shootouts, lol

[da haze meister]

Yeah... they have study hall shootouts, lol
lmao pablo

[Fabolous]

i wish i lived in dorms
rather have someone i dont know pissed off at me for smokin
rather than my family
oh fuc it
im high
but i live in the real ghtto not student ghetto
what is that
like dorm projects?

The student ghetto is where All the kids that go to WMU or KVCC (MI Colleges) Live, in basically a ghetto Neighbor hood,
about 97% of all house are all student rented and with that everyday there's at a min of 3 parties,
(The student ghetto isn't no small part of downtown area it's about 3/4 of the city LoL)


we got a bunch of pot heads in this area though, but i notice more and more people are getting hook on the sad drug Coke.

[Az.]

Use your gas cooker, or if its electric, put sugar on it untill it starts a small fire, light your joint and let it go out.... always works for me

I agree...although if it's gas you dont need to make a fire off it....cause the gass is on fire,,,just light off that!!

and I just have to say....I cant actually believe how fucking hositle this thread had gone!! the dude was just asking how he could light his joint!

[cyberalc]

This guy has a point tho fuck walking to the store baked i couldnt think of a worst way to spend a high.

[likemclever]

Don't use incense.

If youâ??re too high to go out than go to bed and get one tomorrow. Let that be a lesson to ya. I have about a hundred lighters. Itâ??s funny because mine tend to migrate in herds. One day I'll find them all in my car and the next day I'll find them all in my bedroom.