Whats up with those stoners...

[Garden Knowm]

Whats up with the stoners that never stop talking... you can leave the room.. come back and they don't even notice.. they are still rambling on.. I never see non-stoners doing that.. just stoners...

I have a couple friends who will keep talking to me even when I fall asleep.. It is the weirdest thing...

Don't they see that I am not listening.. or that I left the room...
Who are they talking to...?

iloveyou

[Garden Knowm]

or how about the sonter who starts talking and then their sentence just kinda runs off into an un audiable (is that a word?) mess...

they start to say something....get 2 or 3 sentences into their thought and then they just mumble into garbely gook..

...and god forbid you have a question for them... they can barley spell there freaking name without forgetting what they are tallking about....


there are always a few stoners in the group like this.. and you know they are not idiots.. shit... they are often the guy who is getting straight A's in organic chemistry... and is going to school on a full ride scholarship...

But when he smokes he is just a mush pot..

go figure


iloveyou

[welshkillabee]

Yeah I hate that
Loveyou2

[WaKeNvAp]

sativa does that to me, i tell myself to shut up! lol, but i got better when sum1 told me that i talk way too fast when i smoke (sativa) and i figured out i was prob talking too much as well. But howabout the stoner that asks you a question, you answer it, and he/she says, "what?....dude im sorry, im so baked right now, you are going to have to repeat that" i fu**in hate that! Dont ask me a fu**in question if you arent going to listen to my response you fu**in FU**!...........i feel better

[LIP]

I talk to myself all the time, i've had conversations with myself when stoned... But i know i aint loosing it...

[WaKeNvAp]

I talk to myself all the time, i've had conversations with myself when stoned... But i know i aint loosing it...
lol, me too, its everyone else who's losin it

[killacamfarillafam]

One of my friends is just like that but he also talks slow as hell with intermittent pauses between statements. He's like "Yea so the test was hard but....................................", I try and guess what he's going to say, "you did well?", and then he continues, "................no not exactly but..............". I mean he's a nice kid and all but I swear I feel like killing him when he does this.

It's not just because he's high, he's like that normally but it's even more frustrating when I'm stoned. Then on the cell phone it is 100x worse, especially when I'm trying to get some information quickly.

"Yo, I need directions to that malaysian restaurant we went to"
- "yea, it's over by....................."
"Monroe st?"
- "No, it's pretty close, it's right near that papa johns......................."
"OK........????"
- "It's................................close to................."
"CLOSE TO WHAT MOTHERFUCKER SPIT IT OUT"
- "It's right near that gas station........................Shell"
(By now I've slit my wrists from frustration and I couldn't give a shit what he has to say to me)

This is a really nice guy and smokes me out all the time, but because of this little idiosynchrosy I don't even feel like hanging out with him now days.

END VENT, I feel much better.

[BobBong]

ilvoeuoy,

[thebathroom]

LOVE


I love you.

[growitandsmokeit]

As blackadder once said. I talk to myself as it is the only way of guaranteeing a decent conversation! Did mushrooms a week or so with a mate and he was a mess, he would get talking about something then have to say sorry I have no idea what I am talking about then go on about something else.

[ForeverZero]

I have this friend, you can be talking to him about something then move on to a totally different topic. Then like 20 mins later he'll say something pertaining to the original line of conversation, without explaining what the hell he's talking about. Its like he continues the conversation in his mind, and assumes you were following along with him, so he's surprised when he says something completly random, and no one really knows what hes talking about.