HAIKU

[nuggetgirl]

A haiku is a simple poem that consists of 5 words then 7, then 5. I believe they are the easiest to write.

I know there are alot of creative people on here, so give it a shot!

I'll go first.

I CAN'T FIND MY PAPERS
BUT I GOT LOTS OF FREAKIN WEED
NOW WHERE IS THAT BOWL

[beachguy in thongs]

Over here, under the chair
Now pack that lonely-looking marijuana pipe.
Then sit here, I'll move.

[del...]

i thought it was 5-7-5 syllables, not words...

not quite so easy now...

[xblackdogx]

for those that do not
understand haiku's make-up
write shitty haikus

[beachguy in thongs]

This has gone wrong, here.
The rules have not been followed .
Now, shut up and smoke.

[zephyrinne]

My pipe is dirty.
I must go clean it out now.
So I can get high.

[Az.]

My pipe is dirty.
I must go clean it out now.
So I can get high.

hahaha that was four words!!
im a bit braindead at the moment so dont think it would be worthy of a contribution.....sorry!

Just realised I could use that....

im a bit braindead at
the moment so dont think it would
be worthy of a contribution

[friendowl]

lonely lil nipple
i am coming for you
please stand up for me

[nuggetgirl]

Sorry for being a complete dumbass...it is syllables and not words.

How stupid I am
Now I must go and toke up
Ignorance is bliss

[Jennifer K]

What a long work day. At home my bong and weed awaits. Can't wait to get home.:stoned:

[Logs]

My pipe is dirty.
I must go clean it out now.
So I can get high.LOL. I'm imagining that being read at some upper class poetry reading. LOL

Roses are red-ish.
Violets are yet bluer.
I still don't love you.

:edit: I just realized-- "violets" = 2 syllables or 3?

[xblackdogx]

we are all slutty
for those with dicks crave pussy
and the lips crave rod

[edit: spin off of FO's creative sexual poem]

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

we are all slutty
for those with dicks crave pussy
and the lips crave rod

[edit: spin off of FO's creative sexual poem]

LOL- "and the lips crave rod"!!!

Ahem...

My dogs are fighting
Their growls are pissing me off
Ruining my high

[zephyrinne]

hahaha that was four words!!
im a bit braindead at the moment so dont think it would be worthy of a contribution.....sorry!

Just realised I could use that....

im a bit braindead at
the moment so dont think it would
be worthy of a contribution


Az., it's the numbers of syllables in the line, not the number of words.. :)

You went WAY over on the last line... :p

syllables in lines
are five, seven, and then five
do not fuck it up.

:D i am way too stoned right now.

[minnesota man]

orange slice pink sunset
opposite realities
falling out of time

[MorbidImpishFae]

I wish I were high
out of weed untill friday
waiting really sucks

[thebathroom]

I place the lettuce
gracefully on twin slices
word to your mother

[Jeff Spicoli]

i peed in my pants
i forgot to wipe my ass
i am a failure

[thebathroom]

i peed in my pants
i forgot to wipe my ass
i am a failure


HAHHAHAHHA. Hi- five!!!

[Its a Plant]

tonight lakers win.
kobe did that shit again.
now to smoke a rod.

:OD

[graph]

I wish I were high
out of weed untill friday
waiting really sucks

I am with same fate
Hunger makes the best pickle
Tomorrow, I'll fly

Oh wait I am wrong
Tomorrow is but Thursday
Another edit, Graph

[thebathroom]

Today is thursday
I have to work. I left my
Pants at your house. Shit.