Worst advice you ever got

[gutterslang]

"Just be yourself"

That may work for some, but I happen to be something of a dick.

[nuggetgirl]

Like when something really bad happens to you and someone tells you," Oh honey, you'll feel better over time."

IMO when something really bad happens to you it doesn't go away, you just get better at suppressing it.

[friendowl]

i also am a "dick"

worse advice

"the truth shall set you free"

[Kush Over]

The truth shall set you free. The lies that you have to glean through to find the truth, however, will drive you mad.

[Skink]

4 traffic lights,then a right then bear left at the fork?????¿¿¿

700

[latewood]

yup, Have dick will travel...I am working on my dickheadedness...LOL

[LIP]

MY worst advice... :

"Dont smoke weed, its going to reduce your chance of even having a life. It'll be your death. Stop now."
What aload of bullsht

[3rdEyeVision]

when I was told I could be whatever I wanted when I grow up......... I wanted to be mexican hahahaha

[NightProwler]

"stay away from pot"

[Psycho4Bud]

We should get married:eek:

[WaKeNvAp]

College? just get a job, you'll be alright, you're a smart fella

[skarz]

Worst Advice EVER: "Don't wear a condom, it takes away the fun, just pull out"

[Swizzy89304]

'Its OK babes, Ive just had a shower, you wont get poo on it'.

Bollocks.

[d00d989]

"of course you can get a blowjob from a girl with braces"

lies!

[del...]

"that AMC gremlin will be around for years and should you even need parts there'll be a parts store within a short drive or any AMC dealership..."

[benagain]

"It's ok man I'll be right back in a few mins with your weed" -some asshole that took my money when i was a kid

[SmokinStella]

"cutting carbs won't help you lose weight".....bullshit!

"you're a pretty girl, you can just smile and nod".....don't think so!

"don't smoke weed, stoners are lazy".....and again, bullshit!

[graph]

"Man, Members Only jackets will NEVER go out of style"

is about right up there with

"Don't worry, I'm just trying to help you"

which are both close to

"Come on, no one dies from concussions anymore. You don't need a doctor"

[GanjaBob]

"Dont worry, we wont get caught".....haha 3 weeks later Im in jail

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

"Weed is a gateway drug." (Well kinda, but I'm not a heroin addict or anything...)

[cannabis campbell]

"Cannabis is no good for you" Haha. :D

[HiddenBeauty]

"Just be yourself"

That may work for some, but I happen to be something of a dick.

Lmao you might be something of a dick in your eyes but at least you are funny with it.

probably a psychiatrist telling me to go elsewhere for help as she couldn't help me :( :D :stoned:

[onlyhalf]

"Oh,you have a fever. Take these peppermints and drink some water. You'll be fine."
err cliche standard advice stuff.

[Midnight Baker]

"ask and you shall recieve"

[GHoSToKeR]

The worst advice i've ever been given;

"Don't eat that bowl of donuts and pie"

[GHoSToKeR]

Oh and skittles are good too.

[Ruthless2oo6]

"money dosent bring happiness"

[Swizzy89304]

"money dosent bring happiness"

No, but it gets you a lot closer to it!

The same goes with 'two wrongs dont make a right'. Well no, but at least its a start.

[mrdevious]

Worst advice I ever got was the first and last time I tried hash brownies.

"oh come on Mike, just finish the whole damn brownie! hell you might as well have 2, one will barely do anything!"

later that night everybody was so stoned and sick some people threw up. I finished 1 brownie (thank god I didn't have 2) and I was lying there totally awake till sunrise drinking every 30 seconds from massive dehydration, my head spinning out of control, my thoughts more eratic and disconnected than I've ever had. I was still stoned and ill the next day and I had to stop smoking weed for 2 weeks because it made me sick. Unfortunately, for some reason no matter how stoned or drunk I am, no matter how utterly wasted and sick I get, I can't puke from being too drunk or high, which I'm sure I really needed to do.

Thankfully that's all passed now and I'm enjoying weed as much as ever, but I'm never touching brownies again.

[napolitana869]

you're not hurt just walk it off......6 months later had to have my ankle reconstructed for walking on a broken ankle for 6 months

[turtle420]

"that AMC gremlin will be around for years and should you even need parts there'll be a parts store within a short drive or any AMC dealership..."
Ahahahaaaa!!!!!

I wasn't alive for their time... but, ahahahhaaa!!!!!!

And a Gremlin at that... damn it... not even a Javelin? Nice 390....

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Just be honest with her...

[BizzleLuvin]

'just follow the car infront of you and youll be fine' LOL