If everyone on the board got stuck on an island...

[minnesota man]

who would be our leader?

[bedake]

More importantly, who do we eat first when we start to run out of food?!

[Bong30]

who would be our leader?

we would find out right after we voted:thumbsup:

I would be good eating, just hard to bring down......lol

[minnesota man]

I'll do this thread again with a poll. Not now though maybe you do it bong 30???

[BobBong]

uhh... Ron.. of course...

[Bong30]

we need a thread of nominees

[puffpuffand away]

on the same island!!!!OMG

[minnesota man]

Ron and the mods got killed or they're running the experiment.

[slipknotpsycho]

more importantly, who will grow the main crops?
i call dibs on making the community bongs....

[Shelbay]

And you? Who would you say Minnesota?

[minnesota man]

I vote for Sensiride!

[BabySnookums]

i vote that slipknotpsycho should be our leader :p

[minnesota man]

Nominate here and I'll or somebody'll do a vote.

[Skink]

I pick the Professor... And of course Maryann can bake the coconut pies...

[minnesota man]

More importantly, who do we eat first when we start to run out of food?!
Beachguy is tender and meaty.

[slipknotpsycho]

anyone know how to make rice paper?.... do we get to take supplies before we go, or do we just randomly somehow get ported there or what? :confused: i'm up for it... but you're kidding right?

[Oneironaut]

Why would we need a leader? I think we could handle issues in a more-or-less directly democratic fashion.

[slipknotpsycho]

all for one, one for all, and for matters where a large percentage want to do one thing, and the other want somethign else, and it's something has to be done, it will be voted upon, annonymous voting :thumbsup:

[BabySnookums]

this isnt the freakin 3 muskateers ><

[friendowl]

no one leads friendowl
while you people are busy
with island politics i will
be clearing space for my crop

at night time to stay warm we will
huddle naked in a group like the penguins
smoking weed

[BabySnookums]

penguins smoke weed? i know PENGUIN does....but didnt know penguins did

[cannabis campbell]

I think someone who is old and able to make careful and wise decisions, not sure who definately not me. Lol

[LIP]

Can i be vice presidant?

[partyguy420]

Why would we need a leader? I think we could handle issues in a more-or-less directly democratic fashion.

agreed, why do we want to make our selfs like the goverments bull shit, all we would do is get gready and all of a sudden, or weed crops would have to be cut down unless we gave the goverment money.

[partyguy420]

no one leads friendowl
while you people are busy
with island politics i will
be clearing space for my crop

at night time to stay warm we will
huddle naked in a group like the penguins
smoking weed


yea, i think im gonna do that.

[thebathroom]

I vote Daima to be our leader.


...or else it would turn into lord of the flies..

[cannabis campbell]

it should be LIP he is one of the oldest :D Lol (no offence mate)

[da haze meister]

i should be the leader
i would live the longest
i would fuck the shit out of a few hotties here
no offense to those hotties

[cannabis campbell]

No, the leader should be someone responsible :)

[minnesota man]

lol

[Psycho4Bud]

it should be LIP he is one of the oldest :D Lol (no offence mate)

Well, I'm 44 but I guess minnesota man already killed me off.

Have a good one from the walkin' dead!LOL:thumbsup:

[minnesota man]

Why would we need a leader? I think we could handle issues in a more-or-less directly democratic fashion.

lol OK what if you get nominated? I'm hoping c4nn4bliss/American Terrorist/whatever makes it back on before the polls close.


RULES!

There is enough food and drug resources.
We have shelter but there are certain dangers--aligators, nutria, wild boar, snakes.
The climate is hot and humid. Proper attire will need to be made. :) Bedake has his walkman and we manage to rig a sound system. We need farmers, hunters, fisherman, cooks, builders. Anyway there are a lot of decisions to be made.
friendowl, oneironaut and slipknotpsycho: please reconsider your go-it-alone attitude. You all would make great candidates.
I'll start the thread after we get 10 nominations. You cannot vote for mods or Ron Bennet. And we'll vote the fuckers off in true survivor fasion. We need like 5 more nominees. Da Haze's self nomination is accepted by the judges who is me. I voted too and that counts as well.

[tadaa]

That walkman would be real fun for about 4 weeks till the batteries ran out:)
How do you expect to get seeds on this island?

[thebathroom]

COUNT ME IN. I would for sure want to be a candidate

[mrdevious]

Whoever wants to be leader may do so, but I call head shaman.

[Kitty Kat]

Humm, this could be intresting. All of us stuck on an island together?! Life would never be boring...Time could stand still, it would be 420 always...

:D

[stonerneedsrealweed]

haaaa im so stoned.... on tussin dm

[partyguy420]

hunters, fisherman, cooks, builders i will do a little bit of them all, im the hunter fisher and cook of my moms family, and i will bring my guns with me, in fact 4 of them are right next to me, i have one more hand gun i can take with me, and i will bring my clock(i took the batteries out right when it turned 420 on apirl 20th

[paperlunatic]

More importantly, who do we eat first when we start to run out of food?!

that would be me even though im only like 120 lbs.:dance:

[paperlunatic]

Humm, this could be intresting. All of us stuck on an island together?! Life would never be boring...Time could stand still, it would be 420 always...

:D

sweet, that sounds so cool..... probly cuz im stoned tho, :stoned:

[paperlunatic]

Humm, this could be intresting. All of us stuck on an island together?! Life would never be boring...Time could stand still, it would be 420 always...

:D

sweeT., that sounds soo cool..... probly cuz im stoned tho, :stoned:

[Eshelmen]

i`ll be the bic lighter supplier hehe

[likemclever]

i`ll be the bic lighter supplier hehe

Than you would be my favorite ;)

[beachguy in thongs]

I figure 173 lbs. won't make it too far with a bunch of stoners.

[minnesota man]

haha (I'm 200 lbs)

[beachguy in thongs]

Well, that'd be 30 pounds overweight for my height.

[HiddenBeauty]

it should be LIP he is one of the oldest :D Lol (no offence mate)


Just because someone is old doesn't mean they are wise.Not aimed at you LIP just stating a fact :)

I vote for Psychocat just because I have known him so long and I know what he is capable of.

[God v2.0]

wtf, the question is flawed, i dont want to have to obey someone else, id refuse anything but a completely democratic society, where everybody votes on every issue, with the choice to revote on a compromise (where something about the issue has changed) if the vote was within +/-10% of 50%.
then we would just split up the land equally, and split up all the weed and seeds we had on us evenly. That way everyone starts of fair and equal with an equal say.

Id just build myself a little shack, plant my weed and finally get a good tan.

Catch some lobsters and eat like a mother fukin KING!

and with only like 15 or so ladies on the island, things would be slim, i just hope someone has some lotion on that island.


















uhmmmm,.........well ANYWAYS! i think that would be bad ass to get stuck on an island with everyone from this website, there are some cool people here, i think we would have to drown tokosan as soon as we get there though, or he would probably just go crazy from computer withdraw.


anyone else smokin tha killa chronic ;)

[CocaCola]

Why would we need a leader? I think we could handle issues in a more-or-less directly democratic fashion.

My thoughts exactly. Wouldn't making a leader just create problems?

[slipknotpsycho]

wtf, the question is flawed, i dont want to have to obey someone else, id refuse anything but a completely democratic society, where everybody votes on every issue, with the choice to revote on a compromise (where something about the issue has changed) if the vote was within +/-10% of 50%.
then we would just split up the land equally, and split up all the weed and seeds we had on us evenly. That way everyone starts of fair and equal with an equal say.

Id just build myself a little shack, plant my weed and finally get a good tan.

Catch some lobsters and eat like a mother fukin KING!

and with only like 15 or so ladies on the island, things would be slim, i just hope someone has some lotion on that island.


















uhmmmm,.........well ANYWAYS! i think that would be bad ass to get stuck on an island with everyone from this website, there are some cool people here, i think we would have to drown tokosan as soon as we get there though, or he would probably just go crazy from computer withdraw.


anyone else smokin tha killa chronic ;)
i'd have my wife with me (who would be offlimits btw...) but you could always fuck banana's if you were that desperate... i mean think about it, just cut the tip off the banana.... oh never mind...

[Oneironaut]

lol OK what if you get nominated?
Then I'd refuse to take the position, and would probably try to start a splinter group which refused to follow the orders of the island dictator. I am an anarchist after all. :p

[slipknotpsycho]

i don't wanna be ruled by anyone either... the 'perfect' society for me would be where everyone is good to one another (of course there will be fights and people who can't get along and all that, that's only human nature) no one tries to rip someone off, because there is nothing that could cause greed, as we would have no money.. even if someone were to introduce money into the 'system' i would still offer my goods/services for free... i've always had this thing about me where i just have to be doing something... it's what's caused me to build many great things, or create many great things, or create great meals and so on... i'm high.

[SensiRide]

Wouldnt like a leader, because I dont like being told what to do but Iâ??d put the time to good use and try and learn languages from people on the board who are multilingual then Iâ??d have lessons on psychotropics from Nullific. Iâ??d try and learn a new skill from each person here no matter how trivial. Iâ??d love to live without material things for a few months to discover my inner animal! Raaaar :cool:

[LIP]

it should be LIP he is one of the oldest :D Lol (no offence mate)

Lol, thanks, but as some other people ahve said, i dont think we need a government.

We wouldnt have any crime, and we would all help each other in growing the only thing we need, weed.

Since theres no crime, we need no cops or gov... We can just do whatever we want, and smoke as much as we want.

[sweetnhighz]

i so cannot believe nobody has said TOROG as a leader yet, have yall done smoke urself retarded? neways he'd get my vote, but i agree with sensi too, im my own leader.....

[benagain]

I say we pull a family guy and draw various jobs out of a hat. You draw doctor, then BAM, you're a doctor. You draw village idiot, then you're the village idiot. Seemed to work well in a cartoon on TV. It's gotta work in real life :thumbsup:

[likemclever]

OK hereâ??s how things would sort themselves out. :glugglug:

I would be queen because itâ??s my island. First, we would build a cool little village (Iâ??m thinking Gilliganâ??s Island) and after that we would build some large boats and load up all the people who didnâ??t help building the village and put them on the boats and wave goodbye. :dance:

Than the next day we could begin tryouts to see who will be king :D

[friendowl]

fuck it
for leader we shall fight each other
to see who's the best warrior
first match

lip vs slipnotpsycho

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

I would kill you all and then toke all of your lungs, considering they're all proberly FULL to the brim with THC, and im gussing theres alot of memebers, i would eat everything else and smoke the lungs as my source to get messed up :stoned: I would then make a boat out of the left over dead bodies and float to safty

[friendowl]

how you gonna kill what you cant see
as soon as we step foot im gone
all your gonna feel is warm fluid sripping from your neck
as my island made spear makes a carb in your neck

[minnesota man]

hahahahahahah

[puffpuffand away]

C WAT I MEAN...UR ALL KILLIN EACH OTHER ALREADY AND UR NOT EVEN ON THAT ISLAND YET...DAMNNNNN...I,LL STAY HERE, SOUND,S SAFER

[OtterPop]

lol OK what if you get nominated? I'm hoping c4nn4bliss/American Terrorist/whatever makes it back on before the polls close.


I have been reincarnated as otterpop haha
Well id have to nominate Torog as he is wise beyond his years AND has all the essential qualities that would be needed for this type of population.(maturity, wisdom, level headed, calm, respectful, and resistant to corruption)

Id suggest that everyone gets to have 2 items that they would be able to fit in their pocket. Bedake bring your walkman, ive made a lighter out of a walkman in rehab :)

Cant believe that a group of stoners are already talking about anarchy and murder for their own island, pathetic. As for oneironaut, good luck with creating a splinter cell organization with such a small population and being able to succeed without the rest mauling you and your cell. This scenario and how you guys reacted to it is actually very interesting......

Id nominate myself as an engineer based on the fact that I am a crafty/resourceful fugger....

[friendowl]

how do you plan on obtaining fresh water from this island

friendowl has already thought of this and is living good
while you are dying of thirst or going mad from drinking seawater

[OtterPop]

coconuts? haha

Id be weaving containers to collect rainwater/dew
Look for edible plants/bugs
If there is green there should be some water near by

Who wants to be nominated to be the geunia pig?? haha

[minnesota man]

Polls are closed.

[slipknotpsycho]

fuck it
for leader we shall fight each other
to see who's the best warrior
first match

lip vs slipnotpsycho
i'm young, well-bodied, not to mention i've been known to get pretty voilent in my attacfks, the way i see it i'm going to jail for assualt either way, might as well put them on life support or something...

[graph]

Graph will be king

Why you ask?

Because he knows how to train monkeys to be butlers.

Oh, and he hid some seeds in his... well, he hid some seeds.

[LIP]

fuck it
for leader we shall fight each other
to see who's the best warrior
first match

lip vs slipnotpsycho

I dont wanna fight :(

But if we gotta, then bring it on lol!

[LIP]

And for drinking water, we would purify piss.

Piss is great, the nitrogen (Supposidly) makes plants better, so it can do no harm to us.

We will get all our vits from fruit and hemp seed.

Then we grow the seeed and get high!

[LIP]

Aha, BUTm are we gunner have a bingo hall? Aye? We aLL need bingo... and weeed.

[Psycho4Bud]

Dear God,

Please be carefull as to who you would take out first.

Thank you God!!!:D

[psychocat]

Just because someone is old doesn't mean they are wise.Not aimed at you LIP just stating a fact :)

I vote for Psychocat just because I have known him so long and I know what he is capable of.


:o :o :cool: :o :o Thank you for the vote of confidence :D the credit you give me humbles me, but I must also say that when it comes to survival I'm A-bomb proof. :p :D ;) :cool:

[bentleygtgirl]

i vote bentleygtgirl :D

[del...]

you guys just need to see how it's handled in r/l...come to colorado this june for the rainbow gathering to see how a leaderless group of some 20,000+ works things out.

[likemclever]

you guys just need to see how it's handled in r/l...come to colorado this june for the rainbow gathering to see how a leaderless group of some 20,000+ works things out.


O come on Del... tell us more.

(No offense but a rainbow gathering sounds like something a teletubby would want to do :o )

But it does sound like a good time jam packed full of all sorts of mishaps :thumbsup::smokin:

[MorbidImpishFae]

A desert island with a bunch of fellow tokers...I can deffinately think of worse places to be!

[BabySnookums]

fuck it
for leader we shall fight each other
to see who's the best warrior
first match

lip vs slipnotpsycho


ok so i know slip would win :p cuz i guess most've the cannabis girls would be drooling over lip...(since nobody really knows what slip looks like lol)...so he'd be easily distracted...

*drools over slipknotpsycho* yeah...but make slip fight shirtless :D

[chisme]

mmmm id band off and make a advanced race if growing minds growing our huhgh ganja pile while fermenting potato skins and getting rocked . lmao

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

whos gonna set up the poll with over 40,000 boxes to tick?

[likemclever]

*drools over slipknotpsycho* yeah...but make slip fight shirtless :D

All men will be shirtless....it will be in the constitution. :thumbsup:


besides we will need something to make tampons out of :o

[BabySnookums]

*drool* followed by ewwwwwwwwwwwww! lol

but the first woman that even looks at slip wrong is gonna catch hell *shifty eyes*

[God v2.0]

ok so i know slip would win :p cuz i guess most've the cannabis girls would be drooling over lip...(since nobody really knows what slip looks like lol)...so he'd be easily distracted...

*drools over slipknotpsycho* yeah...but make slip fight shirtless :D

Am I the ONLY one here who knows that this is Slipoknotpsycho?:confused:

[slipknotpsycho]

Am I the ONLY one here who knows that this is Slipoknotpsycho?:confused:
lmao you're funny, that is my wife, no i will not fight, and no i will NOT fight shirtless... btw, the women can stare at me all they want, only touching is wrong.. if she wants to fantasize about me, then so be it.