View Full Version : How often do you masturbate?
cannabis campbell
04-24-2006, 07:37 PM
Simple thread for everyone to take part in.
How often do you masturbate (its nothing to be ashamed of) for me its roughly about once a day, i dont always do it every single day but most days.
What bout you?? :)
CrAzYpOtHeAd
04-25-2006, 04:05 PM
Once or twice a day, at least.
weezy
04-25-2006, 06:29 PM
ive noticed youve started a few threads and polls about masterbating campbell
youll go blind u dirty boy
have u ever tried stickin it in a pussy??you wont be so concerned about wankin once youve sampled the delights of a real woman
i reckon 3 wanks a week is enough for any man,u can have sex on the rest of the days
save up some pocket money and get a hooker if your havin trouble gettin a girlfriend,
you dont want to be goin around with a right arm twice as fat as your left arm
CrAzYpOtHeAd
04-25-2006, 09:52 PM
ive noticed youve started a few threads and polls about masterbating campbell
youll go blind u dirty boy
have u ever tried stickin it in a pussy??you wont be so concerned about wankin once youve sampled the delights of a real woman
i reckon 3 wanks a week is enough for any man,u can have sex on the rest of the days
save up some pocket money and get a hooker if your havin trouble gettin a girlfriend,
you dont want to be goin around with a right arm twice as fat as your left arm
Dude shut up, its not worth catching something. Stupid fool ;)
slipknotpsycho
04-25-2006, 10:02 PM
i figure probably about 11 times every week... that's about average...
acrca
04-25-2006, 11:03 PM
Every other day, every day gets boring
Erm, about 3 -5 times a day
cannabis campbell
04-25-2006, 11:53 PM
ive noticed youve started a few threads and polls about masterbating campbell
youll go blind u dirty boy
have u ever tried stickin it in a pussy??you wont be so concerned about wankin once youve sampled the delights of a real woman
i reckon 3 wanks a week is enough for any man,u can have sex on the rest of the days
save up some pocket money and get a hooker if your havin trouble gettin a girlfriend,
you dont want to be goin around with a right arm twice as fat as your left arm
Haha, not that its any of your business but i have, i have only made 2 threads about it, you still have to give time to spend with yourself and have a good wank :) EVERYONE masturbates (well about 99.9999999% of people)
muncheemama
04-26-2006, 02:06 PM
ive noticed a few of the married gentleman do this....is it because youre not getting it from the wife? are you getting it regularly and just prefer some "alone time"? and do you ever turn down the real thing for , uhh, you know...I have to be honest, guys are wierd, i need to be enlightened
cannabis campbell
04-26-2006, 02:20 PM
The second one sometimes its nice to have some 'alone time' lol.
slipknotpsycho
04-26-2006, 03:51 PM
ive noticed a few of the married gentleman do this....is it because youre not getting it from the wife? are you getting it regularly and just prefer some "alone time"? and do you ever turn down the real thing for , uhh, you know...I have to be honest, guys are wierd, i need to be enlightened
sometimes we just need to catch us a quick one just by ourselves, or sometimes (i doubt many guys will admit it, but i'm sure they all do it) we like to get dirty with it, and it could get real akward if someone was watching, also remember if we didin't have sex with you then jacked off it doesn't mean anything, it takes a whole lot effort to move your arm, then move your whole body...
muncheemama
04-26-2006, 06:08 PM
yeah, caught the hubby once...he was making a face I had never seen before...kinda creepy...it scarred me for life
friendowl
04-26-2006, 07:27 PM
i only jack off when im grouchy
its hard to remain angry after busting a nut
singingbowl420
04-27-2006, 04:29 AM
lol I have angery rough sex with myself....but to be completly honest I do it once or twice a day...
d00d989
04-27-2006, 04:42 AM
i used to do it like twice a day, but now that ive got a girlfriend i do it like 2-3 times a week tops. (and i dont get too much action from her)
if its a real boring ass day i might do it twice or somethin tho
Pichacho
05-02-2006, 01:58 AM
i do it most nights before bed... helps me fall asleep. once ive done it, i just pass out. but i dont if ive been with my gf that day, or if im extra tired.
yeah, caught the hubby once...he was making a face I had never seen before...kinda creepy...it scarred me for life
hahahaha :D
Id say I jack off everyday...yesterday I jacked off 3 times which I haven't done in a long time....lol...
dog420
05-02-2006, 11:26 AM
Why is there no tab for 5 times a day :eek: :D
LMAO muncheemama thats must of been a shock eh??
Damn tho id love to catch my mrs at it, i dunno what i would do?? laugh? nah id finnish her off :D
Once or twice a day, at least.
CPH YOU DIRTY BOY!!!
you dont want to be goin around with a right arm twice as fat as your left arm
Lmao.
Anyway cph, Whassup man how's it going, ain't spoken in a while. Did you see what i meant about grapefruit smell?
-|Pure|-
HarveyTheRabbit
05-02-2006, 07:51 PM
Have too admit too once a day, at least!!:rasta:
Harvey your avatar intrigues me, what is it, a face?
CrAzYpOtHeAd
05-02-2006, 10:26 PM
CPH YOU DIRTY BOY!!!
Lmao.
Anyway cph, Whassup man how's it going, ain't spoken in a while. Did you see what i meant about grapefruit smell?
-|Pure|-
yo man, lol. Just chillin at moment, its like... 11pm and im just watchin buffy haha. Iv almost smoked it all already lol... Some damn good bud :stoned:
irishAFRICAN
05-02-2006, 11:00 PM
I beat my bad boy as often as I can, coz its mine and I run the show....even my gal encourages it...durty bitch...fuck it, Im gonna go for now, stoned and horny!! Then I might do a shit...or get stoned again, wait I am stoned arn't I? Fuck it Im away to jerk off
gramzzilla420
05-03-2006, 05:46 AM
Erm, about 3 -5 times a day
LIP, you horny devil! lol
gramzzilla420
05-03-2006, 06:00 AM
voted other... and all of the above.... erratic or whenever i get alone time and feel like it
about once a day, maybe skip a day
beachguy in thongs
05-03-2006, 07:38 AM
ive noticed a few of the married gentleman do this....is it because youre not getting it from the wife?
Lol, sometimes the wives have jobs.
beachguy in thongs
05-03-2006, 07:43 AM
Besides having soaring melatonin levels (naturally highest at puberty), plus tests on adolescent rats show marked negative effects compared to rats who were introduced to Cannabinoids as an adult, your dick will also fall off.
muncheemama
05-03-2006, 10:57 PM
Lol, sometimes the wives have jobs.
are you eluding to the fact that i am unemployed.....?it's not true, im a rapper...
MorbidImpishFae
05-06-2006, 06:57 PM
i do it most nights before bed... helps me fall asleep. once ive done it, i just pass out. but i dont if ive been with my gf that day, or if im extra tired.
Ditto on the help fall asleep thing...though it's usually not more then 3-4 times a week for me.
kush07
05-07-2006, 12:31 AM
Doing it everyday isnt good for me. The only time I masturbate is when i feel the need to.
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