STONED AND CANT GET UP

[1234abcd]

IM SO STONED, I DONT KNOW WHATS GONIG ON. My legs are like relaxed to the max, Im laying back in my chair, BLITZED, and I only took 6 hits all day, including some vaporizing...what the hell..why am I soo baked..I usually smoke more. HELP I'VE GOT STONED AND CANT GET UP

This reminds me of the post about the idiot who spent all his money on weed and now can't buy his precious girl a gift cuz hes got 3 dollars.

[go toke up]

damn, i wish i was stoned right about now. lucky bastard. j/k

[JaiPeur]

Probably you're dying.

[1234abcd]

"Happiness to me is being stoned."- Ozzy Osbourne

Is that really his quote or did you make that up? Damn Im not stoned anymore..time to toke up again after dinner. :stoned:

[hutch b tokin]

"Happiness to me is being stoned."- Ozzy Osbourne

Is that really his quote or did you make that up? Damn Im not stoned anymore..time to toke up again after dinner. :stoned:

I was thinking the same thing, either way, well, I dont guess it really matters.:stoned:

[wxwforlife]

i love getting like that

[Eshelmen]

IM SO STONED, I DONT KNOW WHATS GONIG ON. My legs are like relaxed to the max, Im laying back in my chair, BLITZED, and I only took 6 hits all day, including some vaporizing...what the hell..why am I soo baked..I usually smoke more. HELP I'VE GOT STONED AND CANT GET UP

This reminds me of the post about the idiot who spent all his money on weed and now can't buy his precious girl a gift cuz hes got 3 dollars.

dude chill.. you`ve just smoked heavy duty ganja..did you take 6 BONG hits?

Then your gonna be fucked like how you say..

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

lol. I'll have some of what your smoking please :D

[LIP]

It was an indica strain, some of my fav's are indica, i love the couch lock...

Talking about that i could go for some NL right now :):):)

[smitty420]

yea def sounds like indica have fun

[tier 2]

yeah, i took like 4-5 rips of this killer indi this past saturday. i was with like half a dozen friends and we were just all wobbly and laying in our dorm and my mom comes up and is like...."what is going on here...i was gonna bring you some food...but i think you will need more...." she was so confused. she told me we all just looked asleep. it was soo weird.

this doesn't make much sense if you weren't there, i mean the weirdness doesn't.

maybe i just won't post this.

fuck it.

[1234abcd]

yeah, i took like 4-5 rips of this killer indi this past saturday. i was with like half a dozen friends and we were just all wobbly and laying in our dorm and my mom comes up and is like...."what is going on here...i was gonna bring you some food...but i think you will need more...." she was so confused. she told me we all just looked asleep. it was soo weird.

this doesn't make much sense if you weren't there, i mean the weirdness doesn't.

maybe i just won't post this.

fuck it.


LOL, I bet that was a total buzz kill..But moms is cool :thumbsup:

[1234abcd]

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Just thought I'd celebrate a little bit...Im sooo excited...not actually Im just pretty stoned :stoned:

You can read or you dont have to..I just wanted to have a really long post to celebrate, and I have no idea, what this shit is really about..I just got it from high times.

2006-04-14 >> entertainment category >> exclusive

By Steve Bloom

FROM HIGH TIMES MAGAZINE

Down at the crossroads of music and marijuana, great things are known to happen. Toke a joint and new lyrics flow effortlessly. Inhale a hit and a song pours out like syrup onto pancakes.

Bill Hicks nailed it when he said that all the Beatlesâ?? music was created under the influence of drugs. He joked that they had to pull Ringo off the ceiling when they wrote â??Yellow Submarine.â?�

For years, weâ??ve cataloged marijuana music in the pages of HIGH TIMES. Not only do musicians write better stoned, but readers also enjoy listening better high. Itâ??s that simple.

On Sept. 6, 2000, we hosted the Doobies, our first-ever awards show celebrating marijuana in music. At New Yorkâ??s now-defunct jam-band joint Wetlands Preserve, the Kottonmouth Kings were named Band of the Year and performed on a bill that included Dope, Charlie Hunter, David Peel, Atomic Bitchwax and the Cannabis Cup Band. A fully inebriated Jackie (the Joke Man) Martling emceed the five-hour Doobies marathon.

We scheduled the 2nd Annual Doobies for Sept.12, 2001. That show never took placeâ??we all know what happened on the morning of Sept. 11. We gave out awards to winners whenever they came through New York City during that devastating fall and winter.

With Wetlandsâ?? doors shuttered, we moved the 3rd Annual Doobies uptown to our new awards-show home at BB Kingâ??s in Times Square. On Sept. 25, 2002, Fear Factorâ??s Joe Rogan hosted a show that saw performances by Sean Paul, High on Fire, Black Moon, Lettuce, the Cannabis Cup Band and a reunion of the New Riders of the Purple Sage. One of the highlights that night was Dave Chappelle presenting Pot Song of the Year to Paul for â??Gimme the Light.â?�

With this issue, the Doobies returns as an awards presentation in the pages of HIGH TIMES. Next year, weâ??ll once again stage a full-fledged awards show. The winners of this yearâ??s Doobies are:

[orangeman]

This reminds me of the post about the idiot who spent all his money on weed and now can't buy his precious girl a gift cuz hes got 3 dollars.

LOL, I never thought I would read about a stoner that put weed before his girl with only 3 dollars left, atleast he could've had $56 or somethin lol, thats not a stoner thats a fiend! xD.