HELP WITH PRESENTS AND NO MONEYYY

[LikeARollingStone]

so i spent most of my money on weed and now i dont have that much to buy my gf a birthday present so what the fuck should i do! do you other stoners have this problem with getting presents???

[1234abcd]

Its OK man, you spent your money on your Real G/F Mary Jane....get rid of your other one.

[Radio Caca]

Give her a blunt for her birthday.

[GratefulDead4ever]

make her a gift it it will show you care that you will spend the extra time to make something from your heart rather than buy her another material item sold in stores to everyone when instead your makin her your personal item for example macroni paintings or something be creative

[LikeARollingStone]

the only problem with that is that she is really materialistic and i cant make shit so i need to find a cheap gift that also looks good hahaha im such an idiot

[utax]

buy her a pony...

[utax]

damn it must be stone talkin...

[Phresher than it Got]

give a good punch in the mouth, then tell that bitch that birthdays are for little kids, and her make-up looks like shit

[go toke up]

^^^ i agree.

[I just love weed]

give a good punch in the mouth, then tell that bitch that birthdays are for little kids, and her make-up looks like shit
your quote makes no sense omfg rofl its funny im so
fuckign stoned roigt now its so hard to type and im naked jsut my pants well bottom part of body is like i was wanking one and now OMFG im revealiong my SECRETS OMFG SHITTT DONT LOOK OMG OMG HAHAahsdjahsdhasklldlsdf'ljsflkj/sddsjlkl'j grr ima monkey RAR! lol KING KONG YES@!!!! omfg trhat biotch is huge hahaha this is whats going on in my mind ahahha. :M ) CVOOl MONKEY G YES!!!!!!!!!!! ok sick om out peace yah

[berny]

Sell weed, buy present?

[slipknotpsycho]

How to raise money to buy your girlfriend a present.

Step 1. Put on wig, then tight fitting shorts, cut the legs of the shorts about 2 inches below the level your sack hangs at. Find a glittery shirt, something tight fitting, but will reflect alot of light and get alot of 'attention'.

Step 2. Go to the nearest half way house, where they house people that just got out of prison, that aren't quite ready for society yet, but dont' need the security prison offers. Make an announcment you are there to blow anyone for $5.

Step 3. Remember to swallow, prisoners hate mess....


or... next time you could just learn to be a bit more conservative with your money and plan ahead...

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

your quote makes no sense omfg rofl its funny im so
fuckign stoned roigt now its so hard to type and im naked jsut my pants well bottom part of body is like i was wanking one and now OMFG im revealiong my SECRETS OMFG SHITTT DONT LOOK OMG OMG HAHAahsdjahsdhasklldlsdf'ljsflkj/sddsjlkl'j grr ima monkey RAR! lol KING KONG YES@!!!! omfg trhat biotch is huge hahaha this is whats going on in my mind ahahha. :M ) CVOOl MONKEY G YES!!!!!!!!!!! ok sick om out peace yah

You sure that's weed your smoking? or are you just retarded?

[ozkid]

I think ive seen kingkong? I cant remember:(

[louisville97]

MAN,,,you guys KILL me.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

MAN,,,you guys KILL me.

*point's gun at louis*

Give me all your weed mother fucker, or i'll shoot.... Oh wait, its just a banana.... I should of thought this through.

[BigHomie]

so i spent most of my money on weed and now i dont have that much to buy my gf a birthday present so what the fuck should i do! do you other stoners have this problem with getting presents???
people like you are the reason they invented pawn shops...

go to the pawn shop or ebay... good luck

[1234abcd]

pawn shops are lame, eBAY is the shit!

[420purplehaze420]

have fun jerking off when she dumps your ass

[Nochowderforyou]

so i spent most of my money on weed and now i dont have that much to buy my gf a birthday present so what the fuck should i do! do you other stoners have this problem with getting presents???

Just make her something. Get creative.

No, I don't have this problem.

[Nochowderforyou]

give a good punch in the mouth, then tell that bitch that birthdays are for little kids, and her make-up looks like shit

I like that one. :thumbsup:

You should just kill her. ;)

[NightProwler]

so i spent most of my money on weed and now i dont have that much to buy my gf a birthday present so what the fuck should i do! do you other stoners have this problem with getting presents???


dude... that is horrible.....

[Skink]

pick some spring flowers somewhere and buy a nice card... The tell her that you love her when you give it to her,then smoke a joint and take her for an ice cream cone... if you don't get a bj,,, she doesn't like you,,,dump the biatch...

[mulltie]

pick some spring flowers somewhere and buy a nice card... The tell her that you love her when you give it to her,then smoke a joint and take her for an ice cream cone... if you don't get a bj,,, she doesn't like you,,,dump the biatch...
:thumbsup: :p :thumbsup:

[geonagual]

You should break up with her the day before her birthday and make sure it is her fault and the day after her birthday get back with her and say you forgive her. Wala. It will work i am sure. LOL:)

[slipknotpsycho]

i got a better one, tell her, her present is deep inside your tube steak and if she wants to get it by her birthday she better get to syphoning...