Do you masturbate?

[cannabis campbell]

Lmfao, dont ask, i wanted to see if anyone would actually say no because not everyone does!

[yoda]

i was thinking, man i cant be the first person to admit they masturbate, but now i see im the 4th.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

Of course i fucking do. Infact i think my dick's calling me now ;)

"spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me spank me"

God damn it george shut up!!!! hehehe

[PureEvil760]

no i never masturbated, thats sick

[weezy]

has anybody ever masterbated a wild animal???

i havent but youd have to be quick and carefull coz the animals not goin to know what ur up to and u dont want to get bitten or trampled

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

has anybody ever masterbated a wild animal???

i havent but youd have to be quick and carefull coz the animals not goin to know what ur up to and u dont want to get bitten or trampled

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[Powder Puff]

Mr. Campbell..

Do you just go around making threads all the time?! wtf..:p hehe:rolleyes:


And yes.. Yes I masturbate!:)

[cushy]

I like sex better...but you cant get your hand pregnant..

plus my girlfriends been being a bitch lately.

[cannabis campbell]

Oh well im sure you'll be able to work her round with a little bit of french kissing lol

[phareye]

it's been scientifically proven that only 1% of men masturbate.





the other 99% just lie about it.

[cannabis campbell]

What the fuk!
Thats bullshit, why would they lie about it instead of just try it.

And what do you mean 'scientifically' proven you cant prove weather a man masturbates, and if there is then move of has haven't been for our regular masturbation check up test.

[geonagual]

What the fuk!
Thats bullshit, why would they lie about it instead of just try it.

And what do you mean 'scientifically' proven you cant prove weather a man masturbates, and if there is then move of has haven't been for our regular masturbation check up test.

It is saying

"there are those that do it, and those that lie about it"

strokin my meat is so much fun
I redecorate the walls with my cum

[weezy]

what do u think they use to stick their posters onto the walls in prison

the lags arent aloud have nails or thumb tacks

there all wankers in prison

[phareye]

What the fuk!
Thats bullshit, why would they lie about it instead of just try it.

And what do you mean 'scientifically' proven you cant prove weather a man masturbates, and if there is then move of has haven't been for our regular masturbation check up test.

easy there, hos!
sorry if my wry portrayal of this old joke made it seem like fact.
find the humor in it.
here, a lot of us are ok fessin' up.
we all know we do it.
some of us are just to hung-up to admit it.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

what do u think they use to stick their posters onto the walls in prison

the lags arent aloud have nails or thumb tacks

there all wankers in prison

Theres a thing we like to call BLUE TACK. Ya know?

[weezy]

i dont know were ur from but the boys in the joy dont use blue tack

that would cost money and wen ur locked up u cant afford luxeries like blue tack

[beachguy in thongs]

Rastabill told me that the "Chatters...Post your pics" thread was excellent Masturbilia (new word, look it up).

http://www.sexglossary.com/

[orangeman]

Yes, every male has atleast once.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

Yes, every male has atleast once.

Don't you hate it when the girl's you know NEVER admit to masturbting? and they say its sick and stuff. I mean what the fuck.

[PureEvil760]

Yes, every male has atleast once.
Join the masturbation club! guys welcome upon request of a 90% tile vote of all the members, and i will always vote no. :pimp:

[slipknotpsycho]

i dont' have a sex organ... i dunno why, i had one at birth. it disappeared like 4 months ago, last thing i remember was i was getting a visit from loren..... oh that's why...

[weezy]

Don't you hate it when the girl's you know NEVER admit to masturbting? and they say its sick and stuff. I mean what the fuck.


i hate that shit too.
has anyone ever had a chick masterbate in front of them?
i havent yet but its on the list of things to do

:thumbsup:

[slipknotpsycho]

i hate that shit too.
has anyone ever had a chick masterbate in front of them?
i havent yet but its on the list of things to do

:thumbsup:
girl i lost my virginity to, like a few days before i lost it too.. she was sitting on my bed and we were talking then she just busts out with 'omg i'm so horny, i love to finger myself' or somthing along those lines, and just starts going hardcore at it... it kinda blew me away, it went from normal conversation to screaming orgasm/fingering in about 1 minute literally... i was just like 'dayummmmmm :confused:'

[BabySnookums]

:mad:

[slipknotpsycho]

:D:D

[cannabis campbell]

Don't you hate it when the girl's you know NEVER admit to masturbting? and they say its sick and stuff. I mean what the fuck.

Because they're embarrased about it.

[dog420]

Everytime i have sex with the mrs, i feel like im cheating on my wrist! :D

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

To the 2 peeps who said No- you're full of shit.

I masturbate, and I'm proud! :)

[theprettiestprincess]

Yes I do and Im gettin tired of doin it thank goodness my boyfriend is comin home next wednesday:)