slipknotpsycho
04-22-2006, 12:14 AM
as john is getting ready to shower, his 4 year old asks if she can take a shower with him. he agree's but says 'don't look up, and don't turn around' as he doesn't want his daughter to see him naked... however while in the shower, she does look up. "daddy, what's that?" shocked, and not quite sure what to say, he says the first thing that pops in his mind. "that's my stork, her nest and her eggs."
days later, the father is mowing the yard, while his daughter plays inside. after finishing he's exhausted so he falls asleep on the couch. however, when he wakes up, his daughter and his wife are sitting by his side, he's in a hospital... his wife, seeing that he has finally awakened goes to grab a nurse, whlie she's finding a nurse, the father turns to the daughter and asks "baby, what am i doing here? what happened?" the daughter innocently looks at him and says "well, i was playing with your mean old stork and it spit on me, so i snapped it's neck, crushed it's eggs and burned it's nest..."
days later, the father is mowing the yard, while his daughter plays inside. after finishing he's exhausted so he falls asleep on the couch. however, when he wakes up, his daughter and his wife are sitting by his side, he's in a hospital... his wife, seeing that he has finally awakened goes to grab a nurse, whlie she's finding a nurse, the father turns to the daughter and asks "baby, what am i doing here? what happened?" the daughter innocently looks at him and says "well, i was playing with your mean old stork and it spit on me, so i snapped it's neck, crushed it's eggs and burned it's nest..."