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friendowl
04-21-2006, 09:49 PM
anybody use em
whats a good one for the ladies/men
my lady wants to try something toy related
and im thinking of getting a jackhammer attached
to a dildo is this too much

187
04-21-2006, 10:05 PM
If you live in texas, and are caught with more then 5 sex toys they can arrest you. no joke.Thats prety fucked up. but no i need not use toys
what the hell why thats a fucking dumb law

cannabis campbell
04-22-2006, 12:29 AM
Butt plug :)

slipknotpsycho
04-22-2006, 12:48 AM
If you live in texas, and are caught with more then 5 sex toys they can arrest you. no joke.Thats prety fucked up. but no i need not use toys
dont' forget anal sex is illegal as well...

PureEvil760
04-22-2006, 07:05 AM
Well it got to be expensive in the first place, most cheap things just aint worth paying for.

weezy
04-22-2006, 11:20 AM
why not start out with a bannanna or an apple or something.........

get your so called "lady" a strap on dildo and you can both have hours of fun and if your so called "lady" is away from u for a period of time then no need to worry,you can strap thr dildo onto the arm of a chair and have fun on ur own.

CrAzYpOtHeAd
04-22-2006, 11:44 AM
why not start out with a bannanna or an apple or something.........

get your so called "lady" a strap on dildo and you can both have hours of fun and if your so called "lady" is away from u for a period of time then no need to worry,you can strap thr dildo onto the arm of a chair and have fun on ur own.

lmao. Fucked up

cannabis campbell
04-22-2006, 02:17 PM
In the UK its fucking stupid, you can have sex when your 16.

But you cant do anal on a girl (or a man if your into that sort of thing) till you're 18

But most people do before 16 anyway, just like most people drink before 18 so it doesn't really matter lol.

But to watch something like porn on movies with a quite frequent nudity you need to be 18.

Oh well the law is just fucked up.

weezy
04-22-2006, 02:23 PM
so how many men have you done up the ass campbell?

CrAzYpOtHeAd
04-22-2006, 02:47 PM
so how many men have you done up the ass campbell?

Are you tokosan?

weezy
04-22-2006, 04:04 PM
no im not tokoson and i would like to distance myself from any allegations of being a former member.

its true they sometimes call me the king of smut but other than that i have no other names

its my first time here and i love it with a passion allready

best website ever

poorprincess
04-22-2006, 04:19 PM
get a swing

weezy
04-22-2006, 04:28 PM
ive something u can swing on honey

im still waitin 4 u 2 email me

cannabis campbell
04-22-2006, 06:44 PM
so how many men have you done up the ass campbell?

None :), and you?

weezy
04-22-2006, 08:02 PM
id like to say 4 but i would be lying
i havent gone over to the dark side yet
ill use my force for good
i wouldnt want to be getting my light saber covered in shit

Psycho4Bud
04-22-2006, 08:13 PM
id like to say 4 but i would be lying
i havent gone over to the dark side yet
ill use my force for good
i wouldnt want to be getting my light saber covered in shit

weezy....chill.

xblackdogx
04-22-2006, 08:29 PM
who's on third?

weezy
04-22-2006, 08:47 PM
yeah ok psycho4bub

will do

CrAzYpOtHeAd
04-22-2006, 09:46 PM
weezy every single post i read of yours is really fucked up... lol, funny shit tho

minnesota man
04-23-2006, 08:33 AM
Simmer down weezy.

PureEvil760
04-23-2006, 10:08 AM
yea weezy calm yourself, get away from the princess or marios gonna have to throw a fireball back at ur GIAGANTIC TURTLE LIKE THING

zip
04-23-2006, 10:32 AM
get away from the princess or marios gonna have to throw a fireball back at ur GIAGANTIC TURTLE LIKE THING

wtf???

ps..im high:rasta:

Hollandica
04-23-2006, 11:51 AM
That joke didn't even make me think of laughing.

partyguy420
04-24-2006, 02:21 AM
dude. i forgot what this post about, ohh yea, for toys for my girl its just some random things that i have found laying around that had the shape of a penis that i grabed, and infact i gave her this chunk of hallow plastic thats about 7.5 to 8 inches long and can just barley fit over my pinky finger, and its red, and aperently, she found some other things that looked like the one i gave her just a different colors and differents sizes.

Kryzco
04-25-2006, 01:40 PM
I'm not into toys, nothing can replicate the real thing, its just not the same

but as for dumb laws, I got carded for rubbers, and I look like I'm 19

and the sad thing is most of the schools in my neighborhood are whore houses, and a new girl is pregnant every week

BabySnookums
04-26-2006, 06:26 PM
i have only one toy...just a plain, lavender colored waterproof (for tub action) vibe :thumbsup: