Pranking the newbies

[Mr Greenthumb]

Com'n all you more seasoned smokers n tokers. I know ya'll love to play pranks on all of those new smokers. Lets here some cuz personally, i find that to be some of the funniest shit in the world.

A friend of mine, alex, doesn't smoke that much and when he does he's with me so he always smoked waaaaaaaay too much and trips out super hardercore. His first time high, the wall envelopped and ate me apparently.

He was sitting in the treefort and i had a little pocket knife that i was thrusting at him and he would flinch every time. Then he sat down, closed his eyes and put on a blindfold to sit and trip out (he does that a lot). So I expeiremented. I held my outstretched finger really close to his neck, and at first he just sat there, then he began to move away saying "Jamie, i can feel it, get the knife away from me . . ." but he didn't take blindfold off. I kept getting closer to him and he would lean further away from my finger.

He was getting more and more freaked out by what he thought was a knife. So i told him "what i just stabbed you right now?" and he started talking really fast, giving me a bunch of reasons why i shouldn't, so i jammed my finger hard into his stomach and he screamed so loud and grabbed my hand. He sat there for about 10 seconds in silence before he realized he hand't been stabbed.

It rocked, he's one of my closest friends. :)

Or how about the time i poured lighter fluid on my friends crotch without him realizing it and set him on fire. No harm done but it was pretty funny.

[dreadydrug]

thats harsh as fuck doin it to your best m8!!

i once fooled a first time smoker into thinking that cabbages were bombs. we were in a field of cabbages & he nearly cried.

[friendowl]

your a sick fuck i like that
one july fourth we were on acid
my friend wicked snuck up on me and
put a ground flower in my shoe and lit it
i was gone and it took me a second to feel it
i had a big burn on my leg and my sock was all black
he had a van that was open and all the fireworks were inside the van
i threw a lil sparkler inside and all the van started burning and the fireworks
were shooting all over the place.it was fucking hilarious especially
when the owner came and seen what happened to his van

[hash in hand]

it doesnt matter wether you're a newbie or not if you and your mate are both fucked out your heads and one of you picks up a blade the other one inda instintively freaks....last time I didnt i got my arm sliced..haha...Im not sure what im laughing at...it was fucking painful.....but a weird pain when your on fuck loadsa grass codiene and jacks....

[imagoober]

LOL ^^ thats some funny shit! when im stoned i never think of funny shit to do it just kinda happens to me!:)

[BobMaRleYIsGodLY]

we was all at this guys house an there was this guy there an he was beggin for a cig so we rigged a cig up that had a lady finger in it (a small fire cracker) after a hit or 2 the fuse lit an the cig exploded...fuckin hilarious...he fell for this twice

[s2headhunter]

dued thats dangerous as shit .....like kinda funny lol but really dangerous...but anyway...theres just too many random funny pranks that we played on each other....

[Nathaniel]

Lmao,
I Like Making them take MASSIVE Hits Out a Bong If Its There First Time.
Keep sucking, you need more, keep sucking..keep going, HARDER!! Kee---
OK LET GO OF THE CARB AND INHALE!!!
lol Someone Coughed up blood once :dance:

[orangeman]

ROFL the knife story is hillarious, but I never actually played a trick on some one while they were high, maybe I should :).

[Mr Greenthumb]

Man the pranks stoners pull, some of the best and most dangerious but its usually worth it no?

Anyone else?

[Mercsix8six]

imm no newbie but its some fucked up shit when a homie loead a bowl wth a tweek rock loead under ahit and then passes it t o ya and u asume its ok but in fact its not this ahpped to me iwas like awtf is it snow flakes u fuck then he started to laugh at me and he like no fucka that.

[Mercsix8six]

that just procves that no one actully is a friend and ther more like assholes indeeed hah!

[smitty420]

one time it was ,e and my firned donnie who i msoke with every day and 2 newbs late ta night having a bong session. We convinced this kid to rip the 8 foot bong and he did multiple times. We are all BAAAAAAAAAAkkkked and donnie pullso ut a flashlight and goes look at my tazer and winks at me. So i take it and pretend like im ognna taze one of my friends and then i do it to myself and pretend like i got tazed so the 2 kids start freakin out. I got them backed into a corner both were on thee ground begging "get it away get it away", and even after i told them it was a flahlight they were still scared of the thing. Good time

[Captin]

Simple is best and this always works one people, if you're outside smoking up, just bolt off and act freaked out.
Right after toking up and they're baked out of their mind just be like "pretty good shit huh? yeah it's laced meth"

[singingbowl420]

lol that last post reminded me of something I would do to all the newbs

I would smoke with them and my friend in the other room will be putting on a cop uniform and just walk in and I would just run out the house and the noob would just freeze and start crying like "I swear I will never do it again" and "I didnt know" and after a few minutes of them freaking out I would come back in and just laugh at them...most of them took it pretty good...but some of them hold grudges against me...

I thought it was funny cant anyone take a joke?