Going to the beach game:

[minnesota man]

Hello. I am going to the beach and I am bringing a muffin.
If you want to play the game, tell me what you are bringing to the beach.
I will tell you if your item is allowed.
Last one to figure out the rules is a rotten easter egg.

[Swizzy89304]

OK, so youre bringing the muffin (munchy food).
I guess Im bringing the ounce.

[minnesota man]

Nice try swizzy89204 unfortunately you are not permitted to bring an oz. I wish you could but you can't.
btw thanks for playing. I hate all the cokes and shit I buy that says Sorry. Try Again. You're a loser. Thank you, I know that.:stoned:

[Swizzy89304]

Im confused by this game. Why cant I bring an ounce? I suppose I have to bring a stupid pack of Salt and Vinegar crisps instead.

[benagain]

I don't know what game this is, but if an oz isn't allowed, it doesn't sound fun.

[Az.]

can i take some weed?

[minnesota man]

Swizzy, YES, bring on the Salt and Vinegar chips. Those are great.

No weed on the beach for you AZ. Sorry.

Here's another clue, I'm going to bring some Mixed Nuts.

[geonagual]

I am bringing a frisbee

[minnesota man]

No. Frisbees are kick ass but you still can't bring one. Sorry.

[geonagual]

Well, it looks as if food is king
So I will bring a Whopper from Burger King:smokin:

[minnesota man]

No Burger King either.

Here's another clue: I am going to bring marijuana, got it?

[cannabis campbell]

i am going to bring some rolling papers?

[cannabis campbell]

bowl, bong, bucket, pipe, blunt wraps?? cigs?

[cannabis campbell]

ill provide the tunes, music???

[Jimmicrackedcorn]

I'm going to bring a football, so we can play a proper game :D I'll even let the offside rule slide........a bit..............Then in true hardcore athlete fashion, we'll get an 8 ball, a few bottles of JD, several ounces of ganja, hookers, and the few miscellaneous substances which we may acquire during our intensive cool down period................You know thats what keeps Ronaldinho looking so pretty.............that and spit roasts :thumbsup:

Do it for your country

Do it for yourself

Do it..................for the LOVE of the GAME!

[xblackdogx]

i'm bring some BUD!

[friendowl]

im gonna bring an ice chest full of ice cold water bottles
and an umbrella to chill under and my boogie board with fins

[beachguy in thongs]

I'll bring the Milk & Cookies.

[friendowl]

i think minnesotaman is in la
if you are homie today is a good day for the beach

[Reefer Rogue]

I think i get it ;)

I'm going to bring Reefer.

[LIP]

I'll be more than happy to bring a dildo, is that permitted?

[minnesota man]

geonagual: No Whoppers.

jimicrackcorn: No football or 8 ball, Yes to JD, No ganja or hookers. Nice scene though.

cannabis campbell: No rolling papers, bowl, bong, bucket, pipe, blunt wraps, but Yeah Buddy to the Cigs. Alright!

Friendowl: No ice chest, umbrella or boogie board. No I'm not in LA but will be next month. Yeah, I want to come get my ass shout off in your hood and see sup.

Reefer Rogue's got it.

LIP: No dildo for you.

[Kid Dynamite]

im going to bring binoculars so i can look at pretty girls.


also a bacon sandwich

[friendowl]

how about some

fantastic fucking french fuckers

[benagain]

This beach sucks. I think I'll go to the one down the road that lets you take anything you want :cool:

[minnesota man]

friendowl's got it.

Kid Dynomite don't got it.

[beachguy in thongs]

Well, since you didn't let me know if I could bring the milk and cookies, I'm bringing the strippers.

[minnesota man]

Beachguy, aren't you already there. No milk and cookies and no strippers for you. NO!

[bentleygtgirl]

could i please bring some Juice? and maybe a Towel?

[friendowl]

friendowl finds fuckable fine freaks for fellatio.

[xblackdogx]

^^ lol....
we need some BEER!!!! oh i'm thirsty

[minnesota man]

Yeah, xBlackdogX knows.
Yeah, Friendowl knows.
Bentlygtgirl don't know. No towels and no juice. Not from you! But I like your picture. I would love to have a conversation with a sock puppet.

[allsmiles]

I am bringing suntan lotion.

[minnesota man]

Allsmiles, sorry but no suntan lotion for you.

One more clue:
When I go, I'm taking some stupid math books, because I like math, OK?

[benny123]

Ill bring a "Big Bag of Hash Brownies" ;)

[minnesota man]

Benny knows what's up. Brownie's yeah. Where's beachguy's milk?

[geonagual]

Since I live so close to the beach
I will drive my fire red ferrari
it is great to score all the hot chicks

[minnesota man]

No geonagual. You are not allowed. I don't mean to be a dick but you're not going to be scoring hot chicks because you, geonagual, cannot bring fire red ferrari. Thanks for playing.

[Midnight Baker]

Perphaps i shall bring the mini bubbler....

[Swizzy89304]

Is the answer 4/20?

Was there even a question to begin with?

Ive confused myself again.

[geonagual]

am I retarted. I can't figure it out. I will look at it later. Duty calls.

[beachguy in thongs]

Beachguy, aren't you already there. No no NO!
Alright, so I already have a tent full of tits, are ya' coming?

Or, would you rather delve into the pits of pantless females?

One more...would you stop at the beach by the bay of babes?

[Eshelmen]

i`ll bring the keg:)

[minnesota man]

Beach guy is bringing babes. Yeah!

[cannabis campbell]

Ill bring the Camel cigarettes :)

[minnesota man]

Right on Cannabis Cambell is bringing Camel cigs. That works. Happy 420 everybody!

[cannabis campbell]

And cocaine :D Happy 420

[Reefer Rogue]

Sorry guys, but I'm bringin some radiation :D

[allsmiles]

well if i can't bring the sun tan lotion I'll bring abundant absinthe and absolut and some ac/dc.

[bentleygtgirl]

can i bring jungle juice?
also can i bring smoothie skittles?

[minnesota man]

Yeah, Allsmiles got it.

[minnesota man]

You can't bring a keg eshelman.

[Eshelmen]

why cant we play the stoners abc picnic...

like i`m going on a picnic and bringin "Apple flavored blunts" beginning with A
B would be like"i`m going on a picnic and bringing, a bubbler"then go to c and d and so on

Btw a and the dont count as a word

[minnesota man]

Yeah Eshelman. Start a new thread.

GAME OVER

geonagual is the rotten easter egg. Maybe next time.

[Swizzy89304]

I still dont get this.

[geonagual]

Yeah Eshelman. Start a new thread.

GAME OVER

geonagual is the rotten easter egg. Maybe next time.

Well, THAT SUCKS!!

[bentleygtgirl]

yo,i got it! i bet i can bring a bentley, beautiful broads and blow

[cannabis campbell]

He said game over. lol, That was a good one minnesota man

[Swizzy89304]

WTF???
Someone please explain this to me.