GHoSToKeR
09-06-2004, 03:14 AM
GHoSToKeR
for
PRESIDENT
2004
Ar yuoo tyred of candydates hoo cant speel?
Frustrated with hearing things like "He must have misunderestimated me" coming from the mouth of your President?
Do you want a President who YOU KNOW will never lie without giggling uncontrollably?
Do you want a President who will be too high to give annoying speeches, and instead sit there eating Snickers Bars and watching cartoons?
Do you want a President who will declare days things such as 'National Penguin Day' just because he thinks it sounds funny?
Do you want a President who will legalise cannabis, but will make having Camel Toe and Saggy tits a criminal offence?
If the answer is yes, then...
VOTE GHoSToKeR!
"Maybe she's born with it... maybe its mabelline"
This has been a party political promotion for the 'Vote GHoSToKeR' party. No refunds will be given for lost, or probably stolen, items.
for
PRESIDENT
2004
Ar yuoo tyred of candydates hoo cant speel?
Frustrated with hearing things like "He must have misunderestimated me" coming from the mouth of your President?
Do you want a President who YOU KNOW will never lie without giggling uncontrollably?
Do you want a President who will be too high to give annoying speeches, and instead sit there eating Snickers Bars and watching cartoons?
Do you want a President who will declare days things such as 'National Penguin Day' just because he thinks it sounds funny?
Do you want a President who will legalise cannabis, but will make having Camel Toe and Saggy tits a criminal offence?
If the answer is yes, then...
VOTE GHoSToKeR!
"Maybe she's born with it... maybe its mabelline"
This has been a party political promotion for the 'Vote GHoSToKeR' party. No refunds will be given for lost, or probably stolen, items.