Vote GHoSToKeR

[GHoSToKeR]

GHoSToKeR
for
PRESIDENT
2004


Are you tired of canditates who cant spell?


Frustrated with hearing things like "He must have misunderestimated me" coming from the mouth of your President?


Do you want a President who YOU KNOW will never lie?


Do you want a President who will be too high to give annoying speeches?


Do you want a President who will declare every Monday 'National Penguin Day' just because he thinks it sounds funny?


Do you want a President who will legalise cannabis, but will make having Camel Toe and Saggy tits a criminal offence?


If the answer is yes, then...
VOTE GHoSToKeR!



"Maybe she's born with it... maybe its mabelline"



This has been a party political promotion for the 'Vote GHoSToKeR' party. No refunds will be given for lost, or probably stolen, items.

[YES]

You got my vote.

But what will you do about healthcare? Ahh fuck it.

Can i be your first lady? GRRRR.

Apologise, i realize how wrong my last comment was. lol

[Sedater18]

legalize haha

[kiwi]

:D :D :D THAT IS SO FUCKING WELL DONE M8.....10 POINTS FOR THAT :D :D :D

[GHoSToKeR]

I also promise to pay everyone 50USD who votes for me. It will come out of the Homeland Defence budget.

[Mole2k4]

no!

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

GHoSToKeR
for
PRESIDENT
2004


Are you tired of canditates who cant spell?


Frustrated with hearing things like "He must have misunderestimated me" coming from the mouth of your President?


Do you want a President who YOU KNOW will never lie?


Do you want a President who will be too high to give annoying speeches?


Do you want a President who will declare every Monday 'National Penguin Day' just because he thinks it sounds funny?


Do you want a President who will legalise cannabis, but will make having Camel Toe and Saggy tits a criminal offence?


If the answer is yes, then...
VOTE GHoSToKeR!



"Maybe she's born with it... maybe its mabelline"



This has been a party political promotion for the 'Vote GHoSToKeR' party. No refunds will be given for lost, or probably stolen, items.





omg dude u get my vote for sure im so high but penguins blue red woo that rocks

[GHoSToKeR]

And remember, if you don't vote.... well, I don't even need to use words.................

[givemesomeweed]

thats hillarious when did u come up with that

[Kronik Bagz]

ur promising to blow a hole in my head if i dont vote??? hehe, sounds like fun, sign me up.

i could use another bullet hole in my body. lmao

[GHoSToKeR]

yeah bagz

and as the President, I promise to break 9 out of 10 promises I make before you elect me... hey, at least i'm realistic

[zarathustra]

My vote is yours. Can I have the right to fight ninjas between 11pm and 6am, 'cause this curfew is really cramping my style. :mad:
Oh yeah, and my friend the homeless man would make a great admiral in the Navy, as long as you keep him nice and drunk/high/mentally ill. :D

[GHoSToKeR]

I promise to do all of the above... errr twice

VOTE GHoSToKeR!

[clevemire]

I dunno man...

I'm having a hard time deciding between toker and that peice of lint from my sock... They both present valid arguments.
Hmmm..

[Islander]

I dunno man...

I'm having a hard time deciding between toker and that peice of lint from my sock... They both present valid arguments.
Hmmm..
Just vote Canada. The only vote that can make a differance. Come on American people, give us your country. We'll share our beer even.

[llamaman666]

can u legalize othere "illicit" drugs?

[dog420]

if i was living in the states..you'd have my vote!

peace

[Lulu]

if i was living in the states..you'd have my vote!

peace

And mine ;)

[hunny]

if i was living in the states..you'd have my vote!

peace

ermm doggy ..ghost stays in the uk,.,check his location on the post :p
lol was it the ' president ' word that made ya think that heheheheh ..i did too ..anyways ghost......u have my vote too..

[dog420]

well wtf is this all about then ? lol

[GHoSToKeR]

Ok, so I live in the UK, was born in the UK, have no relatives with an American citizenship, and i've never stayed in the US for more than a month at a time in my whole life........

BUT, every time you vote you get £5 worth of free candy and/or chocolate


What's more important?


GHoSToKeR and the VOTE GHoSToKeR Party, including any affiliates, partners, employees, donators, random people who happened to tag along and their families and families friends and their families and friends families withhold the right to lie blatantly until the votes have been counted, at which point they will deny all and any claims of misleading the public and consequently take legal action (against any persons, parties, organizations, groups, clubs, or companies claiming that they were mislead) for defamation of character. 'GHoSToKeR', 'The VOTE GHoSToKeR' Party' and 'The Easy Clamp Fake Nipple Piercing' are Registered Trademarks of The VOTE GHoSToKeR Party

[hunny]

wheres my 5 quids worth of choccy n sweets then ???? hmm ?? *stamps her feet an sulks*

[GHoSToKeR]

The VOTE GHoSToKeR Party has seriously rethought it's strategy, and has come to the conclusion that to run for the office of The President of the United States Of America would most probably and in bankruptcy, and possibly my disappearance and/or incarceration.

Therefore, The VOTE GHoSToKeR Party is now backing GHoSToKeR in his race to become the new Moderator of the cannabis.com message boards. (lol)


This change of strategy makes any previous promises null and void. Any promotional offers recieved by any person or persons, from The VOTE GHoSToKeR party must be refunded back to The VOTE GHoSToKeR PArty within 3 days. Fail to do so will result in some really nasty stuff, possibly involving a cattle prod.

[hunny]

:eek:

LMAO

deary me ghost..u aint backward at comin forward eh lol straight to the point..in my opinion u would need to be in line for a few months ..theres other peeps who would or should be considered b4 u /...sorry

[KronicKing]

like me? haha j/k i dont think id make a good 1 id be banning all the little arogant asshole left and right

[roll it up]

u got my vote bro.and hey,legalize the fuckin plant man.o,and can we torture saddam?

[GHoSToKeR]

:eek:

LMAO

deary me ghost..u aint backward at comin forward eh lol straight to the point..in my opinion u would need to be in line for a few months ..theres other peeps who would or should be considered b4 u /...sorry
lol Hunny dont need to apologize, I was joking, i'm still a newbie here.. I think all that political power went to my head, so i've decided to give up the political career and farm Badgers in Botswana with my pet gnome, Brian. :)

[roll it up]

god dammit i wanted to torture that bastard saddam

[KillaBuzz]

And remember, if you don't vote.... well, I don't even need to use words.................

hahahahah...thas fuckin awsum man im wit yah.

[clevemire]

Therefore, The VOTE GHoSToKeR Party is now backing GHoSToKeR in his race to become the new Moderator of the cannabis.com message boards. (lol)
Now I'm scared. Someone please hold me :(

[GHoSToKeR]

its ok cleve, you dont need to be scared lol ive given up my political career, being president would have been a cool job but the hours didnt suit me, and im not gonna try and be a mod, because Ron is paranoid that im gonna go for his job and take over the site, and maybe eventualyl the world.. you know how it goes... so, im gonna stick to farming Badgers in Botswana :)

[clevemire]

Nice.

And despite what your colleagues may tell you, it is not ok to play with badger nipples.

[GHoSToKeR]

bagder nipples are not toys, i know this.. sure, the way the feel between your fingers may be nice, even somewhat erotic.. but i know where to draw the line. i keep pleasure and business seperate :)

[clevemire]

bagder nipples are not toys, i know this.. sure, the way the feel between your fingers may be nice, even somewhat erotic.. but i know where to draw the line. i keep pleasure and business seperate :) LOL Thanks for the laugh ghost. I needed it :D

[Sedater18]

hahahah

[hunny]

hmmmm still waitin on my £5 of choccys tho...... u lied n im upset now...*stamps her feet n sulks*