Good stoner jobs

[RevolverBlaze]

This is just a forum to list the best jobs you've had as a stoner. My favorite was papa johns as delivery, I smoked up with my managers at work and on the delivery runs too, plus no piss test to get into the job [go figure]

[gee]

im looking for a good stoner job, something lazy.

[1234abcd]

im looking for a good stoner job, something lazy.

Then go work at a video store and make 4.75/hr.

I'll do fastpace construction, get a workout, keep in shape and make 20/hr, plus build my own house.

[are you kind]

if you're 18, i second the recommendation for being a pizza driver. at pizza hut you get 1.05 for each order you deliver, plus $6/hr, plus tips. on a busy friday night, especially if you stay late, you can make pretty good money. my friend made $80 one night (that was the most hes ever made, but still..)

edit: or work at an ice cream shop. they get busy during the warmer months, but in the winter i would be up there almost all day and make like 3 sundaes.

[RevolverBlaze]

Most I ever made was 93 bucks in tips a night [packer games in Green Bay were killer work times] as for the construction, I've done that and it was a good job [plumbing, installing stuff on new houses and build sites] just sucked ass when you got baked and had to do groundwork. I made this post so I 'd have some ideas this week for my own jobhunt, so the topic has a multi purpose. As for construction you don't make 20 an hr, more like starting out at 9-11 and working your way up through like 5-9 years. Plus depends what sub catagory of construction like plumbing/carpentry/masonry/etc. Looking for a carpentry job myself since there'd be less groundwork and digging unlike when i started out at the bottom for my last job in plumbing :smokin:

[cushy]

i win. lifeguard at an outdoor pool.

chill all day get a tan, or sit under an umbrella...put some mirrored aviators on and I just stare at chicks all day

plus if it gets really hot i jump in the pool

[1234abcd]

Most I ever made was 93 bucks in tips a night [packer games in Green Bay were killer work times] as for the construction, I've done that and it was a good job [plumbing, installing stuff on new houses and build sites] just sucked ass when you got baked and had to do groundwork. I made this post so I 'd have some ideas this week for my own jobhunt, so the topic has a multi purpose. As for construction you don't make 20 an hr, more like starting out at 9-11 and working your way up through like 5-9 years. Plus depends what sub catagory of construction like plumbing/carpentry/masonry/etc. Looking for a carpentry job myself since there'd be less groundwork and digging unlike when i started out at the bottom for my last job in plumbing :smokin:

Yes, carpentry it is and you do climb up fairly quickly if you work hard, have an eye for detail, are modivated, and come to work sober everyday (420 OK, just wear glasses)

...I hardly ever have to crawl under shit, mainly just building shit, but sometimes you have to..just deal with it..it aint that bad..but its only a few days outta the year..no biggie.

Its not that easy tho, sometimes you just wish you did something else, early hours, but its a good career and you can become a contractor and make the big bucks after a few years.

[LIP]

Im a Marine Engineer, and i manage a company, and the owner who employed me smokes with me most days i go to work, and all i really have to do is tell people what to do, and service a few engines, maybe order parts every now and again, a fairly easy job, but i supose you need to know how an engine works before you can do it lol

[Mrs.WeedChick]

Small Headshop / Record stores' only employee. It was cool back in the day. Smokin' with the local glass vendors and buying shit from hippies out of vans. Oh' well it was great while it lasted! R.I.P. Music-X-Change :(

[daima]

This is just a forum to list the best jobs you've had as a stoner. My favorite was papa johns as delivery, I smoked up with my managers at work and on the delivery runs too, plus no piss test to get into the job [go figure]

Playing music for others is the best dern job on earth.....and people always want to smoke you out.

dai*ma:stoned:

[RevolverBlaze]

shame I don't got musical talent besides being stage crew and the designated toker

[daima]

shame I don't got musical talent besides being stage crew and the designated toker

I have known musicians who have had to take sloppy seconds because of you dern stage crew folks!!!:( lol
Being a designated toker does take some talent. :thumbsup:

dai*ma:stoned:

[Fez4Prez]

I have BY FAR the best stoner job. i am a lifeguard at a apartment complex. I would say that on an average week i do about 5% work and 95% laying on a lounge chair reading, listening to the radio, and doing nothing. THE POOL IS ONLY 6 feet deep in the deepest part, and no one goes to the pool at the most maybe 10-15 on a good day. The GF doesnt want me to smoke while working, but i could only imagine how sweet it would be

[yzstoned]

i'm a cashier in a supermarket but i'm only in highschool so its not that bad, all you need is common sense and some social skills.

[WaKeNvAp]

allright, i had the ultimate stoner job. I was a "Meatman", to be more specific, i sold meat out of a truck with a specialized freezer attatched to the bed. And yes, it was door to door. Kind of embarsssing huh? not when you are making 2k a week! (sometimes.) see, it was a complete commission job, so you would buy a case of steak/seafood/chicken/pork/etc. (sometimes alligator, buffallo, veal, lamb, bassically every piece of meat you have ever heard of anyone eating) for a flat price, then whatever overhead you put into your flat price was complete profit.(4ex. cost=150 sold=300 profit=150)
everyone who worked there was a stoner and a salesman. had a lot of fun and learned that chasing a buck dosnt mean anything if you arent happy. we'd have a smoke session b4 work everyday, after a sale, if we were having a bad day, basically whenever you or your partber would say, "wanna smoke a bowl" you all know how that is.

[MaryJaneScott]

I draw on cake with icing...

[hutch b tokin]

I watch paint dry

[NotALlama]

I work at shoprite, its easy ass hell...i got there stoned like everyday.



i'm a cashier in a supermarket but i'm only in highschool so its not that bad, all you need is common sense and some social skills.

[krustythfreakinclown]

I used to work at a gas station that had a conveyor-belt-type car wash. I just had to sit in the booth and push two buttons to start the car wash whenever a car came through.

Yeah, I would get sooooo stoned and listen to the radio. I also had a great spot to watch the sun set.

I was perfect. Too bad I couldn't make $100,000 a year doing it.

[smitty420]

i played online poker last year semi professionally and made about 25k over the eyar when i was 16 and was baked alot, good times

[fatweedsack]

golf course. Last fall i worked this job called bag room at a private course a few nights a week after school. The good thing bout this job is all of the administration leaves around 5 or so and im there till bout dark. So once there all gone there is plenty of time to smoke. and everyone else there was a stoner too haha. smoked blunts n shit all the time. n this one time we chiefed too bowls in my boss's office. haha. but yeah golf courses are the best jobs. i caddy there too and make FAT cash

[insanity]

Gas attendent. I pump gas and get paid 8 on the hour for doing it. My coworkers all blaze and the manager is some foreign dude who doesn't know what weed is... thank God for Oregon's gas laws.

[ComfortablyNumb]

My parents own a restaraunt/store so I just do dishes and eat all the time for free. They pay me $6 an hour plus there is a tip jar at the register, so I get tipped for sitting on my ass.:thumbsup:

[Faultydesign]

I work at an ice rink, I seriously...do nothing all the time.

[krustythfreakinclown]

Gas attendent. I pump gas and get paid 8 on the hour for doing it. My coworkers all blaze and the manager is some foreign dude who doesn't know what weed is... thank God for Oregon's gas laws.

What, you're not allowed to pump your own gas in Oregon? Really? Is it because the government thinks the average person cannot handle the intricacies of operating a gas pump? If so, then why do they allow people to drive a car, which is *much* more complicated? Hell, there are *tons* of people who shouldn't even be behind the wheel of a car.

Do you have to get a license, take a government-required class or get a special certification that says you are a qualified gas-pumping technician? Are you required to have special insurance to be a gas-pumper-dude?

Seriously, the mental process the legislature must have had to mandate such a stupid thing is ridiculous. OMFG.

"You're not smart enough to pump your own gas, but we'll give any moron a license to operate a 2000 pound machine at speeds up to 65 miles per hour."

Un-fucking-believable.

This is a microcosm of the problem of government.

[Str8 Blow Off]

I work at an ice rink, I seriously...do nothing all the time.


yea i second that i used to work at one for about 9 months and i only did 2 things....sit around or go skate...it was one of my favorite jobs

[RevolverBlaze]

Work at Arbys right now. Good stoner job since everyone smoked and we got a HUGE selection of munchies [mozzarella sticks to chocolate shakes] so hell yeah.

[slpntrx5]

I draw on cake with icing...

LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! Dude, i literally fell out of my fucking seat when i read that!!! haha! good times....lol :dance:

[sm0k1t]

The best stoner job i got is when I worked at a Make your own wine store. I had my own little room near the store where I maked the wine for the customers and I bottled it for them..so when there are no appointments for bottling i smoked while workin and I was the best guy that my boss hired.
every clients loved their wine =) I wanted to try to make a weed wine but since I dont drink wine I stick with smokin the shit
payed me 10$/hr + tips when bottling with the clients..really nice job

but my dream job is to trim and smoke weed all day hehe and it will be the case in a couple of years but for know its college for me

[Big Calhoun]

I've never had a 'stoner' job, per se. When I first started working, I worked at an amusement park. I did ride operations so it was pretty hard to get away to smoke. One year I did work the midnight shift and a bunch of us used to smoke out. Mannnnnnn...'lunch' time was a pain b/c you already were tired and smoking didn't help.

Now I work as a business professional doing project management. I normally don't smoke during the day, during the week. Sometimes I take projects home and I'll smoke and start working on them...has led to many awards for my innovative solutions. Have smoked out a couple of times on business trips, but that's pretty much the extent of it.

[Eshelmen]

im getting my social security cause i`m a disabled person in the head:) hehe

free bux for bud

[S i k]

i work at a coffee place that also serves sandwiches, i basicly get about 4 hours to do about 3 things to close the store almost every night, so we have a huge selection of munchies cus of all our sandwich shit, we also got this vent in the kitchen thats perfect for smoking cus its so strong, no smell, you can even ash into it

[geoffrowley19]

This is just a forum to list the best jobs you've had as a stoner. My favorite was papa johns as delivery, I smoked up with my managers at work and on the delivery runs too, plus no piss test to get into the job [go figure]

haha i work at papa johns right now as a store person, its pretty tight cuz no one cares bout weed and we go high every day but like being a driver would be way better

[CaptainDankNuggets]

Sellin dope, working at Taco Bell or a Pizza Joint

[growitandsmokeit]

Its not the ideal stoner job but being a programmer is a prety laid back chilled job. You get to go on the internet all day as well! One of my new house mates does animation for computer games which would be very cool to do. He is working on a spongebob game at the moment.

[pogmoasal1]

My current job. AMC Theatres. A movie theater of course.

im going to go hand in an aplication for the theater near me today

[halo]

I'm hoping to get a job at my local pizza hut or grocery store. Wish me luck!

[Big Calhoun]

Midnight Shift at Six Flags! The hours sucked but the pay was pretty decent. My boss smoked but not on the job; he was cool with a few of us smoking and being at work as long as we got our shit done. At first it sucked because they had me buffing floors and I had to smoke to get through the boredom. But several weeks later, I was hauling garbage containers around the park with an airport tug or driving a streetsweeper through the parking lots. So pretty much smoke and drive, smoke and drive, smoke and drive.

[slothy]

i second being a pizza boy. i work at pizza hut and it is without a doubt the easiest/laziest job ever. you spend the majority of your night cruisin in your car listening to music, and 85% of the people that work in pizza resturaunts smoke. over a 2 week period, i usualy avg $10-$12/hr after tips and gas.

[yabatab]

Selling pot of corse

[UncleChunky]

Get a job with the government, you dont have to do shit!

[Captain Hanks]

i dont do anything but go to the beach, skate some hills, and get baked
great job

[drboots13]

I have BY FAR the best stoner job. i am a lifeguard at a apartment complex. I would say that on an average week i do about 5% work and 95% laying on a lounge chair reading, listening to the radio, and doing nothing. THE POOL IS ONLY 6 feet deep in the deepest part, and no one goes to the pool at the most maybe 10-15 on a good day. The GF doesnt want me to smoke while working, but i could only imagine how sweet it would be

Dude smoke on tht job

[usedchemicals]

i win. lifeguard at an outdoor pool.

chill all day get a tan, or sit under an umbrella...put some mirrored aviators on and I just stare at chicks all day

plus if it gets really hot i jump in the pool

at our local pool they give drug tests, because if someone drowned, there'd be a lawsuit if the lifeguards tested positive for drugs.

on another note, my job is telemarketing. i started at $9 an hour, and now i make 9.75. I also get paid vacation and sick days, and i'm only 17:thumbsup:

[The Figment]

Small Headshop / Record stores' only employee. It was cool back in the day. Smokin' with the local glass vendors and buying shit from hippies out of vans. Oh' well it was great while it lasted! R.I.P. Music-X-Change :(
Hey! Did I sell u some Tye-Dye's once apon a time,Really...I think we (My girlfriend and I) did!!!
Best stoner job...Being a guinea pig for UVM in Burlington Vt. (Smokers Study for the pharmacolagy Dept.) sit listen to music for 4 hours a day,three days a week no cigs,to see how badly you jonesed for nicitone...10 weeks...$4300! Now thats a stoner job!!

[wordddddd]

Honestly. three best jobs are

1. Lifeguarding for 10 an hour. do nothing get stoned all the time.
2. Pizza delivery guy for 20 a night for gas (keep whatever you dont spend on gas) plus 5 per pie plus tips at a local pizza shop
3. Record/head shop employee would rule but theres no headshops or chill record shops that close to me so i havent tried that one yet

[Skink]

My best stoner job was Penny Arcade Attendant...

[25yrsmoker]

Online gambling moderator :D.
that sounds like the perfect job for me right now im working for a landscaping company and hating it how do i go about getting to be an online gambling moderator lmk best stoner job i had was bouncer in an after hours club free alcahol and could blaze anytime i wanted also worked at a newstand on a college campus used to go in high everyday and watch the college girls pass by sweet peace

[Polymirize]

life guard? like at some stupid pool where kids are always peeing in the water? screw that. Go big or go home. Get a job as a river guide. (or as a driver for a raft company). As a guide you get to run a river everyday with a new crew of characters. As a driver you drop people off, and then go chill out at the river until they float up at the take-out.

It's like being a life guard, except it's way, way better.

[Genuine17]

Pool Concession stand

the pay is shit 5.15$

but i dont do shit just sit there and watch my co workers work

and i can eat what ever i want

[BizzyBone Thug]

I have the best job a stoner can get!! i am a weed cutter on a lake so all i have to do is sit on a boat for eight hours a day in the morning. I can smoke, drink, and swim. Plus both of my bosses smoke and i am about to ask them if they wanta match sometime before or after work. It is pretty bomb!

[matt2m]

my job is pretty good i like it, every one smokes and are my friends (i got them the jobs).We set up boucehouses which is the hard part those shits are heavy, but after the heavy moving all we have to do is watch the rides, and whatever food the people at the event want we also eat.I mean cotton candy,popcorn,hotdogs,burgers,ribs,nachos,and drinks out the ass so yah i never have munchies on the job :stoned:
The pay is good usually 80 a day so i make 160 for working 2 days but trust me it sucks some times like when it rains its good that the rides are closed and we can chill and fog out the box truck but... it sucks whenthe bouce houses are wet and heavy and sometimes you get bit by ants, i have ant bites all over my forearm but i was so high i did not really notice till i saw all the bumps on my arm.

[Victor Lazlo]

Musician

[widowtoker311]

a friend of my cousin's is a kindergarten teacher. he smokes out all the time and basically babysits 5-6 yr. olds. plus almost 3 straight months off during the summer :smokin:

[sophiastarchild]

Mine...I work from home as a writer of web content. It's really flexible and I have an awesome boss...me! We get high all the time :)

[Tom Swierzbinski]

I provide a service to the people... its all about supply and demand these days, and luckily, theres a lot of demand for my 'produce' round here!

[kknight]

I work at a skating rink that I have been managing/DJ'ing at for several years. I have yet to step foot in the place withought smoking for a year now and it's great. Neon lights, video games, music, munchie foods and young attractive moms. :rasta: