Hey Mr.Pres............

[WhiskeyGirl]

MR. PRESIDENT, I'M HEADED TO MEXICO

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All government forms need to be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and donÃ?¢ââ??‰â??¢t enforce any labor laws or tax laws.
13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

WhiskeyGirl:stoned:

[Psycho4Bud]

LOL....thank you, I needed that! Ya know though, that is VERY close to the truth!

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

[Great Spirit]

Remember don't drink the water! Personally I think you should go to Canada. It's not as hot plus you won't get harassed for smoking..........MARIJUANA!

[Bong30]

NO gs, you should go to canada......you cliam it, they wont even take you... i bet you even tried.... there like no thanks, so sorry....NEXT

[Great Spirit]

NO gs, you should go to canada......you cliam it, they wont even take you... i bet you even tried.... there like no thanks, so sorry....NEXTActually I went to Canada in 1999, and their customs agents are so much nicer then the Amerikans. When we went back to Amerika, the milataristic customs guy points his finger at me like he's God and says "Where ya from??!!" And that was before 9/11!

I pity Amerikans....

[icebelowfreeze]

country was built by imagrants whitch we all are, and we all take pride in our National Background, but i dont think they should be getting special treatment on tax's, they no different from us, but they also work very hard and are a key to this country.

[AmericanTerrorist]

Ya i dont want the price of my strawberrys going up any higher goddamnit, let em stay!

[Bong30]

country was built by imagrants whitch we all are, and we all take pride in our National Background, but i dont think they should be getting special treatment on tax's, they no different from us, but they also work very hard and are a key to this country.
uhh no im not an immagrant..... I can trace my family tree back to the mayflower (no shit).


They need to take thier asses back across the boarder and do it right. Then they have 100% of my support. Till then... they want civil war.....

We will take back the south west, and what ever fucking part of mexico we want. They better watch out. They are waking a sleeping giant ( american People)

Not pussies like, the rest of you illegal loving traders.

I dont give a f*ck if my strawbeeries go up in price. I will pay .25 more a lbs. Please...

My brother inlaw would work at keystone washing busses for a ski pass, and room and board. Now all illegals.....we would do those jobs.

[WhiskeyGirl]

LOL....thank you, I needed that! Ya know though, that is VERY close to the truth!

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

And by the way!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
I was nosy and checked out your profile LOL
I turned 42 on March 1st :)
Peace to ya!!:thumbsup: :smokin:

[Psycho4Bud]

And by the way!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
I was nosy and checked out your profile LOL
I turned 42 on March 1st :)
Peace to ya!!:thumbsup: :smokin:

Thank you and belated Happy Birthday to you! WhiskeyGirl...Toby Keith fan by chance?:D

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

[smoke me smoke me]

haha she makes a great point, but ive done some construction work before and most of the guys are illegals and dont speak english, but they are building peoples 400,000$ houses and breaking their balls doing it, do a better job than some whitetrash slacker, and get paid way less. I respect em if they wanna work and not cheat the system sign, i say let em come, but we cant be giving any special treatment to anybody

[WhiskeyGirl]

haha she makes a great point, but ive done some construction work before and most of the guys are illegals and dont speak english, but they are building peoples 400,000$ houses and breaking their balls doing it, do a better job than some whitetrash slacker, and get paid way less. I respect em if they wanna work and not cheat the system sign, i say let em come, but we cant be giving any special treatment to anybody

What About the A -- Holes, that come that are lazy and cheat the system by not paying taxes, ? Also, they wanna talk English to you , but when they wanna talk about you, they talk Spanish.
Get OUTTA HERE.................................

[WhiskeyGirl]

:stoned:
Thank you and belated Happy Birthday to you! WhiskeyGirl...Toby Keith fan by chance?:D

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

Yep ,sure am, I like alot of Country music and 70 's and 80's music :)

[smoke me smoke me]

None of the construction workers know much english at all, I like to say Ganja when i meet them and act like im smoking a joint. they usually laugh say Ganja alot then speak a bunch of spanish to each other. But atleast they are working. My only arguement is they could do alot worse other than come here get jobs and work hard. cant blame anyone for workin hard

[Psycho4Bud]

:stoned:

Yep ,sure am, I like alot of Country music and 70 's and 80's music :)


Hot damn!!:D

[Psycho4Bud]

This ones for you......song and a hit!:thumbsup:
One of my favorite Kareoke songs.;)

Don't my baby look good in them blue jeans?
Tight on the top with a belly button ring
A little tattoo somewhere in between
She only shows to me

Hey we're going out dancin' she's ready tonight
So damn good-lookin' boys it ain't even right
And when THE bar tender says for the lady
what's it gonna be?
I tell him man...

She ain't into wine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And, she can't stand the thought of sippin' champagne
No Cuervo Gold Margaritas
Just ain't enough good burn in tequila
She needs somethin' with a little more edge and a little more pain
She's my little whiskey Girl
She's my little whiskey Girl
My Ragged-on-the-edges girl
Ah, but I like 'em rough

Baby got a '69 mustang
four on the floor, and you ought to hear the pipes ring
I jump behind the wheel and it's away we go
Hey, I drive too fast, but she don't care

Blue bandana tied all up in her hair
Just sittin' there singin' every song on the radio

She ain't into wine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And, she can't stand the thought of sippin' champagne
No Cuervo Gold Margaritas
Just ain't enough good burn in tequila
She needs somethin' with a little more edge and a little more pain
She's my little whiskey Girl
She's my little whiskey Girl
My Ragged-on-the-edges girl
Ah, but I like 'em rough

No Cuervo Gold Margaritas
Just ain't enough good burn in tequila
She needs somethin' with a little more edge and a little more pain
She's my little whiskey Girl

Whoa she's my little whiskey girl
my ragged-on-the-edges girl
Ah, but I like 'em rough
Yeah, I like 'em rough
I like 'em rough:D

[Bong30]

None of the construction workers know much english at all, I like to say Ganja when i meet them and act like im smoking a joint. they usually laugh say Ganja alot then speak a bunch of spanish to each other. But atleast they are working. My only arguement is they could do alot worse other than come here get jobs and work hard. cant blame anyone for workin hard
This is what you would call self deportation....

You bust the CEO of the company that hires illegals.

1st time warning

2nd time 50k fine

3rd time CEO does a year in jail

Wanna play........?

when they cant get a job, and the wages go up. They will go home. Then all the fine american tradesmen will come out of the wood work to fill those jobs.

Then you make it reasonable for workers to come here.....i.e.work visas easier to get. It will balance out.

[WhiskeyGirl]

This ones for you......song and a hit!:thumbsup:
One of my favorite Kareoke songs.;)

Don't my baby look good in them blue jeans?
Tight on the top with a belly button ring
A little tattoo somewhere in between
She only shows to me

Hey we're going out dancin' she's ready tonight
So damn good-lookin' boys it ain't even right
And when THE bar tender says for the lady
what's it gonna be?
I tell him man...

She ain't into wine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And, she can't stand the thought of sippin' champagne
No Cuervo Gold Margaritas
Just ain't enough good burn in tequila
She needs somethin' with a little more edge and a little more pain
She's my little whiskey Girl
She's my little whiskey Girl
My Ragged-on-the-edges girl
Ah, but I like 'em rough

Baby got a '69 mustang
four on the floor, and you ought to hear the pipes ring
I jump behind the wheel and it's away we go
Hey, I drive too fast, but she don't care

Blue bandana tied all up in her hair
Just sittin' there singin' every song on the radio

She ain't into wine and roses
Beer just makes her turn up her nose
And, she can't stand the thought of sippin' champagne
No Cuervo Gold Margaritas
Just ain't enough good burn in tequila
She needs somethin' with a little more edge and a little more pain
She's my little whiskey Girl
She's my little whiskey Girl
My Ragged-on-the-edges girl
Ah, but I like 'em rough

No Cuervo Gold Margaritas
Just ain't enough good burn in tequila
She needs somethin' with a little more edge and a little more pain
She's my little whiskey Girl

Whoa she's my little whiskey girl
my ragged-on-the-edges girl
Ah, but I like 'em rough
Yeah, I like 'em rough
I like 'em rough:D

Thank you Bud -- I was singing it the whole time I was reading it :)
WG

[Psycho4Bud]

Thank you Bud -- I was singing it the whole time I was reading it :)
WG

My pleasure! Tomarrow I pick up White Trash With Money....sounds like it could be good.:dance:

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

[WhiskeyGirl]

My pleasure! Tomarrow I pick up White Trash With Money....sounds like it could be good.:dance:

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

Hey... are you making fun of Country Music?

[Psycho4Bud]

Hey... are you making fun of Country Music?

Not at all, it's Toby's new release. :dance:

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

[BloodyRedBarron]

Hard working my ass!!!!
Them Bastard's come here work for $10 an hour and pay no tax.
Then That asshole Bush wants to make them citizens?
What so they can go on Welfare or Social Security.
Then 2 million more cane come and do the work there to lazy to do now that the U.S. goverment pays there way.
I think thats just too true Whiskey Girl....

And they say let them stay they didn't do nothing wrong.
First off they are illegal immigramts. Note: The word ILLEAGAL!!!!

I am from Germany but was born in the U.S. and have to work and pay taxes to send to other so called third world country's
When in all realailty we will be a third world country if this shit keeps up.

Also when my grand parents came here from Germany They had to know the English language to become citizens.
Now we all have to learn Spanish to be able to work with the fuckers.

The bastards come here take our jobs tax free as our president send all our jobs to Mexico and China Ect.

What pard don't you people understand?

I guess if you can't see the forest through the trees DON"T TREAD ON ME!

I think if they want to be U.S. citizens they should pay double taxes for 7 years and only speak english.

They cost us so much extra money its unreal.
I pay for Cable TV that have no less then 15 chanales I can't even understand nor do I want the fucking chanales.But I have to pay for them.

I get directions for something and its 14 pages of who knows what and 1 page of english.Ya think all thats free too?

I guess soon we will go to war with Iran and they will own all the Mini Marts in our country next.Just like the fucking Dot heads.

And for all you people who don't know it let me tell you.
The US don't own 15% of the U.S. other countrys own the U.S.

So when this place goes to hell I told ya so.:mad:

Don't get me totally wrong if there here speak english and pay taxes there ok with me.

[BloodyRedBarron]

haha she makes a great point, but ive done some construction work before and most of the guys are illegals and dont speak english, but they are building peoples 400,000$ houses and breaking their balls doing it, do a better job than some whitetrash slacker, and get paid way less. I respect em if they wanna work and not cheat the system sign, i say let em come, but we cant be giving any special treatment to anybody
Now that ya got me going.
Yeah? like you said IF THEY DON"T CHEAT THE SYSTEM?
They sure as hell don't say ("Oh I got to pay tax on the money I earned last year by 4/15/06) No they keep it!

I bust my white trash ass all week and after TAXES!!!!! I get half what they get.

They they say (''We only earn 50 cents an hour in our country")
Give me a break!
Yes this may be true.But they can go to the store for a week for $5
They don't tell you that. (Maybe they do but you can't undersdand them?)

Then they take our jobs.Don't pay Taxes.So they take $10 an hour under the talbe job.Send the money back home and there family are well off.

for $10 an hour under the table you better be busting your ass and or BALLS!

So now when your slacking and getting paid a tad bit more then them due to the tax factor do you still respect them??

Who's the crack head here?:stoned:

Oh they know Ganja. Thats cause they got more money to buy it and smoke it without worring about drug testing.But my white slacking ball busting tax paying ass job does!

And then there too they can go back home and have some damn good parties cheap on the good ol American Dollar!

[Rizzle]

Ok busting there balls? doing it , and doing a better job then some "white trash" white guy. What the fuck is your problem, noone was saying spics or any racist names about mexicans, You might as well say Nigger , although you probably are one if your that stupid. Oh wait thats racist. Why is a guy white trash if he builds houses , especially the ones that have a degree in it and make 20-40 dollars an hour, are they white trash?...and i dont care how hard they work, they fucking work for less than everyone else and send all there fuckin money home, to hell with that. If they are legal, i have no problems, and sorry about the harsh words folks, i have nothing against blacks, just ignorant fucks

[BloodyRedBarron]

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out
his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are
so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into
the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq
we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same
glass twice either."

The Good Ole American Redneck, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and
catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and
Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

God Bless America, and the Rednecks.

[Bong30]

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out
his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are
so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into
the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq
we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same
glass twice either."

The Good Ole American Redneck, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and
catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and
Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

God Bless America, and the Rednecks.


Funny... i love that hahahahahahahah

[WhiskeyGirl]

Now that ya got me going.
Yeah? like you said IF THEY DON"T CHEAT THE SYSTEM?
They sure as hell don't say ("Oh I got to pay tax on the money I earned last year by 4/15/06) No they keep it!

I bust my white trash ass all week and after TAXES!!!!! I get half what they get.

They they say (''We only earn 50 cents an hour in our country")
Give me a break!
Yes this may be true.But they can go to the store for a week for $5
They don't tell you that. (Maybe they do but you can't undersdand them?)

Then they take our jobs.Don't pay Taxes.So they take $10 an hour under the talbe job.Send the money back home and there family are well off.

for $10 an hour under the table you better be busting your ass and or BALLS!

So now when your slacking and getting paid a tad bit more then them due to the tax factor do you still respect them??

Who's the crack head here?:stoned:

Oh they know Ganja. Thats cause they got more money to buy it and smoke it without worring about drug testing.But my white slacking ball busting tax paying ass job does!

And then there too they can go back home and have some damn good parties cheap on the good ol American Dollar!

Agree 100% with ya Barron!!

[BloodyRedBarron]

Meanwhile: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2006/03/28/international/i014326S82.DTL
Like I said: Welcome to reconquista.

I predict this stunt will be the nail in the coffin of any guest-worker/amnesty plan on the table in Washington. The image of the American flag subs umed to another and turned upside down on American soil is already spreading on Internet forums and via e-mail. Pass this along to every American citizen in your address books and to every representative in the state and federal government. If you choose to remain uninvolved do not be amazed when you no longer have a nation to call your own nor anything you have worked for left since it will be "redistributed" to the activists while you are so peacefully staying out of the "fray". Check history, it is full of nations/empires that disappeared when its citizens no longer held their core beliefs and values. One person CAN make a difference. One plus one plus one plus one plus one plus one.........


The battle for our secure borders and immigration laws that actually mean something, however, hasn't even begun.

[Gumby]

do you really think that represents all of them though... I mean I know we should send millions back, But I know there are people who just want to live like we are living... I think we should blame ourselves a bit for letting 20 million people come into this country, we can't just send them all back. Why not try to work with some of them instead of saying no to everyone...

We should have closed the border last week though... you think congress is going to bring this issue back up when then come back this week?? I'd be willing to bet they won't have anything come out of both houses before their next break (70 some days)

[BloodyRedBarron]

A new Immigrent citizon walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job."

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just got a listing from a very wealthy white man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."

The new Immigrent citizon , "You're bullshittin' me, man!"

The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!"

[smoke me smoke me]

im white man and most of the dudes working the houses are white trash. some of em are good guys but some are straight up crack heads. and i just got back from 2 days of doing it man. there are some normal people there but its few and far between.

[smoke me smoke me]

also they get paid good per hour but have no health insurance or job security.