Air travel with weed?

[krustythfreakinclown]

I am planning on flying within the US this year and would like to bring some weed with me. Does anyone know the best way to bring it with you?

Should I have it:
-in my checked luggage
-in my carryon
-in my pocket

Any other suggestion on how best to travel with it would be appreciated. Thanks!

[1234abcd]

don't be an idiot.

[poiuyt]

weed can be bought anywhere.

Don't risk it.

[horror business]

If you're going to do it, just put it in your ass, but make sure it's sealed in enough bags, so the weed doesn't get shit on it.

if you don't want to do that (it's probably the best idea), then I'd just put it in your pockets, that way you can ditch it if you have to easier, and it won't set off the alarm, and it won't go through x-rays. Just make sure it's with YOU. Otherwise it's easier to get caught, if it's in a bag or something, and sometime they search purses, etc... so I"d say your ass, or your pocket, or just get something to eat at the airport, and put the baggie inside whatever you get to eat, get on the plane, go to the bathroom on the plane, and put your shit back in your pocket....

My best advice would be just to keep it with you.
Good luck.

[krustythfreakinclown]

don't be an idiot.

There is no need to be like that. Sheesh. :rolleyes:

I'm going to the Chicago Blues Festival- 4 days of soaking up the Chicago summer weather in Grant Park, listening to some kick ass blues and you're saying I should not take any? Are you guys *nuts*? Lol.

At any rate, I agree that it would be best to not take any through the airport, but, man...I just can't bear the thought of a) having no weed for such a trip, or b) having to settle for some street-bought ditchweed when I have a freshly harvested crop of Durban Poison x Skunk #1.

I'm going to have to give it some thought. btw, anyone know what the penalties are if you get busted for traveling with weed? I'm thinking an 1/8, tops.

[Citrons]

place it in a bag ... and put the bag inside your shampo

[1234abcd]

btw, anyone know what the penalties are if you get busted for traveling with weed?

Deathy by firing squad or they hang you.

[Boo360]

I know some guys who once wrapped their bud up in a bunch of bags then inside a box and inside another box and duct taped the hell out of it and then inside another box and shit and sprayed it down to hide the smell and everything and then fedex'd it to their hotel they were staying at. although it took 30 mins just to get into they still got it. :P

[GggGGGGGGGGGGGanja]

my friend cuta hole in a bar of soap witha knife, put 1/8 in the hold then covered it back up. the dogs even sniffed his bag and didnt smel it

[krustythfreakinclown]

Deathy by firing squad or they hang you.


Oh. I thought it was the guillotine (Off with their head!).

[busteruk7]

i wouldent chance it dude if there is people like you there you should be able to score some weed when ya get there
just keep an eye out for people smoking spliffs
cheers dude :)

[kaneda7777]

Best idea my friend is to EITHER post it to your self over there! or BAKE.

One of my mate hid an eighth of weed inside a sausage roll and carried it on as hand luggage :)

[Web Smoker]

ive never tried this.........u take toothpaste and cut the end of it put the pot in a bag and then put it in the toob of toothpaste then rool the toothpaste bak up like u would do when u use some of it

[da5mikeY]

just tape it near your crotch...end of story

[punkrockzero]

i tried putting it in a bar of soap. it worked, but the soap melted all over the bag and i almost lost my weed...


just tape it near your crotch...end of story

yeah, the smell alone would hide it!:thumbsup:

[PlainOldMe]

crotch it man

[sevkex]

you could probably find bud in chicago, some good weed comes out of that city i know that one for sure...someone that actually lives there might be able to direct you to some people you could prolly find on the street.

[krustythfreakinclown]

ah, fuck it. I'm just gonna crotch it. I don't carry belts or pocket knives through security, so I shouldn't have a problem.

Hey, I know!

To fight the scourge of marijuana freedom..err...I mean abuse...in America, we should develop technology that tells if yo are carrying that nasty, evil marijuana! We just won't test those pilots to make sure they haven't been drinking. Instead, we should be more concerned about a passenger that is completely sober, carrying an 1/8 on him.

Oh, no!

Think of the children!

[sevkex]

naah man its not like that..its because you can get arrested very easily if theres dogs around

[KHAN]

I travelled from UK to spain with a bit of solid (about h.o actually) no problems but travel to the US with some? no way there are some paranoid people in those US airports.

[md2952]

Just flew in the US last week. Put it in toothpaste tube...Worked well.

[da5mikeY]

haha YES
crotch it is correct
going to the Bahamas (Atlantis) in 5 days
boner.com

[Hunternora]

If the Airport has a pizza place (Sbarro or whatever) buy a cazone and stash the baggie inside of it. Not only do you get to keep your weed, you also get some greesy ass food.

[Reefer Rogue]

Go to Mcdonalds, buy a big mac, put 8th in big mac box, put box in your pocket, get on plane.

[spacelamb]

If you're a chick, this works great for small amounts.

Take a UNUSED maxi pad and slit it down the middle. If necessary, take out some of the filler, have your weed inside a couple of baggies rolled long and thin and tuck it inside the pad. Who the fuck is going to want to check out a cooch that's bleeding?
Oh, and they make scented pads if you feel the need to disguise any scent. Either that, or don't shower for a few days......;0

[DusanTafari]

Put it in your crochal area,

[DusanTafari]

ive never tried this.........u take toothpaste and cut the end of it put the pot in a bag and then put it in the toob of toothpaste then rool the toothpaste bak up like u would do when u use some of it

you know your a stoner when