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Ron

[Lulu]

Is there, or will there be a Gold Member's List
Or do we just have to search through the complete Member's List for
other Gold Members?

[hunny]

ooooooooo lu ... ur a gold member nice one :D can send ya private msg's now heheh ;)

[maryjanemama]

Lulu, I'm lonely, we need to spread the word, so more ppl become Gold Members!!! :) I mean, really, what's Ron going to do with our lousy $40? This Personal Messaging is cool, I feel like a moderator (without any authority, but a mod, none the less).

[big bogart]

hey maryjanemama imake three now ron has $60.just keep spreading the word people will get hint.

[Lulu]

Lulu, I'm lonely, we need to spread the word, so more ppl become Gold Members!!! :) I mean, really, what's Ron going to do with our lousy $40?


Well it's $60 now

I suppose a meal and some beers in the Chinese :rolleyes:
Probably not enough for a decent tip,
Or the busfare home :(

Come on now........
Let's be having ye :D

[clevemire]

I did it out of fear that everyone else would leave me in the dust...

Damn you, personal problems :p

[maryjanemama]

YAAAAAAY!!!!! Cleve's here! You sexy beast! :p Ok, Cleve, spread the word about how much better you feel now that you are a part of the elite class.

[Lulu]

Welcome Cleve, wotcha having to drink? :p

Did you get your fluffy bath robe with the hood on yet?? :D

And then there were 4 :cool:

[clevemire]

Welcome Cleve, wotcha having to drink? :p

Did you get your fluffy bath robe with the hood on yet?? :D

And then there were 4 :cool: I'll take a Screwdriver w/ Absolut Citron plz.

No bathrobe yet :(
I guess it takes a while to embroider "King of All Existance" in real gold letters on it. ;) :D

Where did big bogart go? Surely his purchase was not in vain...

[KyserSozay]

Hey all, I just found this site and liked what I saw so I will gladly give my $20.

From what I read so far I really liked it, u have a very splendid little board here, I look forward to all the smoking we'll do together

[big bogart]

:cool: ah, my fellow gold members,i did not give money in vain.just took a little vacation.glad to be back home.hey ron don't bloww all this money in one place.everyone i chat w/ i tell them to up the $20 spot .for good cause .hey is it 420 yet? :cool: :D

[clevemire]

Welcome, KyserSozay!
...Where do I know that name from? Isn't that the killer in The Usual Suspects?


Good to see you have not abandoned the cause, bogart :D


....Now what happened to the women folk? Sausage parties are not my forte.
LOL

[KyserSozay]

Thanks Clevemire,

And yes, that was the the villain from The Usual Suspects. That and Boondocks Saints are 2 of my favs.

[clevemire]

Boondocks Saints "Fuck!
Ass!"

I love the part when he shoots the cat! It's hilarious! I must have replayed that part at least 5 times.:D

[mrxthethcman]

Hi all,thought i would join to.Whats going down?,and what are the advartages of being a gold member?.

[Lulu]

....Now what happened to the women folk? Sausage parties are not my forte.
LOL
I'm still here, was just taking a little nap on the chaise :o ,
Maryjane followed the waiter with the cute bum.......................
she's been gone a while now :p
Welcome mrxthethcman :)
Cleve call a bar person please,
Lord knows it must be your round :D

Lulu xx

[mrxthethcman]

Make my a guinness,and what ever ur having Lulu.Plus call me MrX.

[KyserSozay]

I wasn't going to drink, comming of that 4 day B-day bender. But since it is on Cleve's tap......... I'll have a shot of Wild Turkey 101 and a Vox martini drity and dry. thx...


don't worry Cleve, I'll load the next round of bong hits, and u can even have fresh green.

[clevemire]

Think I'll have a long island iced tea...
I wasn't going to drink, comming of that 4 day B-day bender. But since it is on Cleve's tap......... I'll have a shot of Wild Turkey 101 and a Vox martini drity and dry. thx...



don't worry Cleve, I'll load the next round of bong hits, and u can even have fresh green.An excellent trade, indeed, my friend :)

We should get a hookah in here :D

[Cannabis.com]

Note that Gold Member has been renamed Cafe Member as part of the realignment of the Cannabis Cafe, which this members only area is a part of.

Ron

[maryjanemama]

Think I'll have a long island iced tea...An excellent trade, indeed, my friend :)

We should get a hookah in here :D
Cleve, I miss you! If you were banned on October 14, then I'll be expecting you back around the 28th, right?

Rum and coke did me in last weekend...yikes! It was my friend's housewarming party and we were celebrating the end of her apartment living. Two guys there thought I was the hired stripper...who hires a stripper for a housewarming party? :rolleyes: Hmmmm....maybe I should start rethinking my clothing choices.

[clevemire]

I have returned. Fear my presence!! Muhahahahahaha!!!


I'll be a good boy now...

[ineedskillz]

$20 well spent...I feel much better now.

[maryjanemama]

Welcome, Ineedskillz! :D I'm so glad that decided to join us!

[Lulu]

:D Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
More the merrier :p

[ineedskillz]

:rolleyes: Thank you..I love this place worth every penny :cool:

[Lulu]

:rolleyes: Thank you..I love this place worth every penny :cool:
I know exactly wot you mean ;)
I've become very attached to this site and the people who hang out here.
I'd never chatted on-line before I came here so I don't have anything to compare it to but it feels like we are a big
Global Pothead Family and I find that thought kinda comforting :)

[ineedskillz]

I know exactly wot you mean ;)
I've become very attached to this site and the people who hang out here.
I'd never chatted on-line before I came here so I don't have anything to compare it to but it feels like we are a big
Global Pothead Family and I find that thought kinda comforting :)

I could'nt of said it better myself :cool:

[hunny]

I have returned. Fear my presence!! Muhahahahahaha!!!


I'll be a good boy now...

lol wb as i said on the last post ,,i aint got no prob with ya ..it was ur jk on child porn .,,,i would ban my best friend if it was on the same subject .............good to see ya bak ..an maybe in future ud think b4 ya post on a silly subject an u knew it would upset a lot of peeps ,,, :rolleyes:

[clevemire]

lol wb as i said on the last post ,,i aint got no prob with ya ..it was ur jk on child porn .,,,i would ban my best friend if it was on the same subject .............good to see ya bak ..an maybe in future ud think b4 ya post on a silly subject an u knew it would upset a lot of peeps ,,, :rolleyes:That I will do! I didn't even think it would be such an issue when I posted it, but as they say: 'you live and learn' :D:o .

[curzongrows]

fro wA. State

[ineedskillz]

Welcome curzongrows...
Live Long And Prosper :)

[keywestcathy]

Ok you got my 20 too and I'm still drinkin parrot bay rum...come to think of it that's a good thing. I do think since I joined I'm getting higher on my weed? Always good company
Coloradojane
www.growweed.com

[Lulu]

Hey Cathy
It's great to see you :D

[maryjanemama]

Hi, everyone. Just wondering how everyone is doing...it's so dark and draftly here by myself! :( Somebody get the lights...

[Torog]

Hi, everyone. Just wondering how everyone is doing...it's so dark and draftly here by myself! :( Somebody get the lights...
Howdy MaryJaneMama :),

Thanx for asking..as per usual..I'm fair-to-middlin..lol. How are you doing ? My arthritis is unhappy about the cold weather and humidity..fortunately however,I was able to mollify that sad state with some of Mother Nature's finest medicine :D !

Too bad-that I'm almost out again..lol. Oh well,it was bound to happen..lol.

Have a good one....Torog :D

[maryjanemama]

Hi, Torog, yeah, I'm feeling good. Arthritis? Yikes. My dog has bad arthritis, too, she's on 3 pills a day, poor thing.

After the kids go to bed, my hubby and I will puff away the rest of our stash. But that's Ok, it's been a hazy week and I'm ready to stop for a little while. lol Ask me tomorrow, though, and I'll be like, "THIS SUCKS!!!" :o :D

[sawleaf]

So what exactly is being discussed??? :)

[maryjanemama]

So what exactly is being discussed??? :)
The importance of being Sawleaf.

No, there's a whole lot of nothing being discussed atm...:p

[apsinthion]

*Fight's his way through the cobweb's and dust*

WOW!

This place is eerie. It's like the ball room scene from the shining.:)

[maryjanemama]

*Fight's his way through the cobweb's and dust*

WOW!

This place is eerie. It's like the ball room scene from the shining.:)
You're right. ~Mary shivers~

Got any matches, Dave? Let's start a fire and spark one up. I'll open the wine...

[apsinthion]

*Break's up wooden stool to burn and hand's Val a joint*:)

So where did all the other's go?

[GHoSToKeR]

howdy

:)

[apsinthion]

Howdy GHoST.:)

Got ya seed's in yet?

[GHoSToKeR]

nope :(

First of all, I didnt have the cash to buy a whole load of lights and stuff.. Now I have the cash (well, not really, im saving to go away, but i could put some cash aside for lights if i wanted :p), but im not sure i wanna grow weed in my room, coz i live with my mum (even though shes okay with it, the rest of the family might not be..), and i wanna learn everything there is to learn first.. ill probably end up giving them away (my mate has everything u need to grow, plus a huge place to grow..) and then when im ready to grow ill order some more...

but then again, i might just buy some lights off ebay, and plant them straight away LOL :p

how about you, absinthe (:D)??? im sure you were gonna start your own grow

[maryjanemama]

I have grow lights for anyone who wants them. I'm done trying to grow.


Since today is my birthday we have to party HARD today and tonight! And, Sawleaf, Cleve, Ghost, and Aps all must simultaneously jump out of my cake. Naked....hmmm...wait, you all might feel a bit uncomfortable...4 naked straight men huddled in a cake...:confused: Ok, Ok, one at a time then! :D Lulu and Hunny, hurry, grab seats, the show's about to start!

[GHoSToKeR]

I have grow lights for anyone who wants them. I'm done trying to grow.


Since today is my birthday we have to party HARD today and tonight! And, Sawleaf, Cleve, Ghost, and Aps all must simultaneously jump out of my cake. Naked....hmmm...wait, you all might feel a bit uncomfortable...4 naked straight men huddled in a cake...:confused: Ok, Ok, one at a time then! :D Lulu and Hunny, hurry, grab seats, the show's about to start!
LOL umm.. Cleve can go first! :confused:

Happy Birthday, MJM :)

If nobody else wants those grow lights, i'll take them (If someone in the US wants them then fair enough, P+P will be less and easier to mail).. How much would you want for them?

[apsinthion]

Happy birthday Val!! the big 30 eh!! :D

Hurry up and get me out of this cake!!! Cleve's beard is tickling me to death! :p

When I'm 30 I want Hunny, Lulu and yourself to jump out of a giant glass of chocolate milkshake! GHoST, Cleve and Sawleaf grab your straw's and tounge scraper's lol! :D

[apsinthion]

nope :(

First of all, I didnt have the cash to buy a whole load of lights and stuff.. Now I have the cash (well, not really, im saving to go away, but i could put some cash aside for lights if i wanted :p), but im not sure i wanna grow weed in my room, coz i live with my mum (even though shes okay with it, the rest of the family might not be..), and i wanna learn everything there is to learn first.. ill probably end up giving them away (my mate has everything u need to grow, plus a huge place to grow..) and then when im ready to grow ill order some more...

but then again, i might just buy some lights off ebay, and plant them straight away LOL :p

how about you, absinthe (:D)??? im sure you were gonna start your own grow


Laughs at absinthe I'm told Apsinthion mean's "undrinkable" in greek by Penguin and "wormwood" in greek by FLESH lol. I dont know who I believe haha! :rolleyes: Really it's just the name of the absinthe I was drinking at the time I registered here. :rolleyes:

I suppose if you think growing under someone else's roof would be a problem then maybe letting someone else grow them for you is the way to go. I'm sure they won't forget you on harvest day. ;) Where you planning on going for the holiday's? I'm planning a trip tp Florence next June (dunno why).

As far as my grow goes... I'm going to try and hold out until next March because I'm in the middle of buying another house (which may of may not involve me moving) and my head is filled with various legal bullshit (because I'm buying off family I have to go through gifted mortgage law's and stamp duty dodge's with solicitors and mortgage brokers so I don't wan't to start one just yet. :) When I do it will be my sixth grow! :cool:

There's some nice light's on ebay for under £80 by the way. ;)

[GHoSToKeR]

Laughs at absinthe I'm told Apsinthion mean's "undrinkable" in greek by Penguin and "wormwood" in greek by FLESH lol. I dont know who I believe haha! :rolleyes: Really it's just the name of the absinthe I was drinking at the time I registered here. :rolleyes:

I suppose if you think growing under someone else's roof would be a problem then maybe letting someone else grow them for you is the way to go. I'm sure they won't forget you on harvest day. ;) Where you planning on going for the holiday's? I'm planning a trip tp Florence next June (dunno why).

As far as my grow goes... I'm going to try and hold out until next March because I'm in the middle of buying another house (which may of may not involve me moving) and my head is filled with various legal bullshit (because I'm buying off family I have to go through gifted mortgage law's and stamp duty dodge's with solicitors and mortgage brokers so I don't wan't to start one just yet. :) When I do it will be my sixth grow! :cool:

There's some nice light's on ebay for under £80 by the way. ;)
yeah, im a bit concerned about growing in my mums house, but then again, five months ago she HATED pot, and now I just was telling her about the sample I just recieved from Budmail, lol

:p

anyway, this holiday is gonna be just a family thing, i think.. it will be nice, though.. :)

have a good xmas in florence, :D

[clevemire]

LOL I stopped checking here cuz there was like one or 2 posts a week. Now I missed the jumping nude out of a cake discussion.

And I agree, let's get some of these cannabis women to jump out of a cake. No need for your 30th b-day absinthion. Let's have it now!
Women have curves and other goodies that make their bodies works of art ;)

On the current topic:
I'm very interested in growing. I want to get it started after I move later this year. Too hectic to try it nowadays. I'm actually kind of excited, but intimidated by all of the guidelines involved...
Oh well, never know til I try. :)

[apsinthion]

I'll bring the Nesquik!:D

I wouldn't worry about guidelines too much Cleve, some people who grow want you to think that growing weed is some kind of rocket science lol. Once you have the basic knowledge of growing then I dont think there's anything to stop you growing a half decent plant. ;) Nobody grow's super knockout one hit wonder weed the first time anyway. :D

If your interested (or anybody) I have the cannabis grow bible 4th edition here saved as a PDF. Just leave your e-mail address and I'll send it.

Now then where's our show? :rolleyes:

[maryjanemama]

Happy birthday Val!! the big 30 eh!! :D

Hurry up and get me out of this cake!!! Cleve's beard is tickling me to death! :p

When I'm 30 I want Hunny, Lulu and yourself to jump out of a giant glass of chocolate milkshake! GHoST, Cleve and Sawleaf grab your straw's and tounge scraper's lol! :D
Lol

I'm thinking of making myself a belated birthday cannabis cake, I think I have enough weed...I'll have to check some of those recipes. What about chocolate cannabutter icing? Hmmm, that sounds really good, too. Just for the hell of it, I'll give it a try.

Ghost, the light set up I have is listed with Insidesun, it's the 400 watt package, only I've used mine. Whatever you want to do, ordering one on your own may be just as easy. I failed miserably at growing, so I'm done.

Cleve, I'm glad to see you're back here! Now where is Sawleaf? And hunny and Lulu? I hope there's not a party somewhere else that I wasn't invited to!!!

[sawleaf]

Hi :)

[maryjanemama]

Hi :)
You're such a tease!!! :mad:

[clevemire]

Could this family be any more dysfunctional?



....what did ever happen to hunny? Wait.. I think I remember her saying she was gonna take it easy and work on her relationship.. or was that someone else?

Damn.. too many people to keep note of :D

[maryjanemama]

Could this family be any more dysfunctional?



....what did ever happen to hunny? Wait.. I think I remember her saying she was gonna take it easy and work on her relationship.. or was that someone else?

Damn.. too many people to keep note of :DRelationship. :rolleyes: I think you're right...with Brix. But I think he's a little touchy about it being discussed here. Yikes. I'll never understand how these things start online....anyway, fucking Sawleaf, hi, what the hell's that?

*Mary wonders away muttering*

[apsinthion]

I'm making this post purely to stop the handles on the coffee machine from rusting over.

Mary.... Stop rocking back and forwards on your stool!

Cleve.... Stop throwing knives at the door and giggling !

GHoST.... Stop pacing the room and shaking you're head!

Sawleaf.... Stop running from room to room farting and hiding behind the delicatesant!

:D

[sawleaf]

I'm making this post purely to stop the handles on the coffee machine from rusting over.

Mary.... Stop rocking back and forwards on your stool!

Cleve.... Stop throwing knives at the door and giggling !

GHoST.... Stop pacing the room and shaking you're head!

Sawleaf.... Stop running from room to room farting and hiding behind the delicatesant!

:D

Sawleaf doesn't hide beeeach! :)

[maryjanemama]

I'm making this post purely to stop the handles on the coffee machine from rusting over.

Mary.... Stop rocking back and forwards on your stool!

Cleve.... Stop throwing knives at the door and giggling !

GHoST.... Stop pacing the room and shaking you're head!

Sawleaf.... Stop running from room to room farting and hiding behind the delicatesant!

:D
Ok, but can you stop these bugs from crawling all over me? :D Aps, you have to put your clothes back on...for goodness sake, the party been over for a week and a half!

P. S. I know Ghost thinks he's "playing bass", but someone pull the plug to the amp.....PLEASE! :p

[GHoSToKeR]

MJM, wotchoo talkin' 'bout? this is art in the making!! you guys are witness to the birth of a supreme bass-playing motherfuckay! :p :p

[apsinthion]

* Put's on leather studded thong and silk night gown* Okayyyyy!

MARY!!!!!

I can either.....................

Turn up the volume on GHoST's amp and get rid of the bug's completely.

Orrrrrrrr

I can turn off the bass all together but you will run the risk being bitten to death by the bug's!

The choice is your's........................

[maryjanemama]

Aps, you're crazy! :D Yeah, why am I the one rocking on my stool? :rolleyes: The lady behind the desk at the hospital said all of that was confidential!


Ghost, remember I told you about the guy in my family? The ex player in the cheesiest cover band ever? Well, at Christmas dinner I asked him about their reunion gig and he said, "Oh, Mary, we rocked, rolled and ruled!" He was serious.

[Lulu]

"Oh, Mary, we rocked, rolled and ruled!"

hahahahaha Bless 'em ~lol~

My son just told me a coupla jokes,

A sales man knocks on a door and it is answered by a small lad with a can of cider, a huge spliff and a porn mag under his arm
"Is your mum or dad in", says the salesman.

"does it fucking look like it"
SLAM


what's the opposite of christopher reeve?........

christopher walken :o

[GHoSToKeR]

lol MJM, and Lulululululu :p

Lululu that joke's kinda risque for a mod to be saying, huh? lol

[maryjanemama]

Hahaha, Lu. Hmmm, I wonder if that was my kid....lol. :D

[hunny]

Could this family be any more dysfunctional?



....what did ever happen to hunny? Wait.. I think I remember her saying she was gonna take it easy and work on her relationship.. or was that someone else?

Damn.. too many people to keep note of :D

ellooooo missed me ?? hahhahah iv been about just not in as much ..yeah ur right i was an still am havin loads of time with brix ,,im still alive tho an do pop in on the boards from time to time every other day ,,,nice to feel missed tho..

[rapid88]

lol, nice jokes LuLu

[unitmonster]

Hi all - new member - from the Philly area

nice to meet you all - i'll be around :)

[gutterslang]

Hello!! Hi unit, nice hat!

Okay, who locked me in the basement while I was sleeping? Its very dark down there and the hobbits keep spilling bongwater on my shoes...which seem to be missing at the moment.

[kuulbns]

Hi, very quiet in here! lol
I thought there'd be more here, hopefully in the future

[Cannabis.com]

Cafe membership benefits improved, which will encourage more to join...

1. The ability to use the Private Message (PM) system with other Cafe Members.

2. Members only message board area (all current boards, including growing, usage, pictures, etc boards remain the same and free to all).


3. NEW! Cafe Members chat - totally separate system with voice* and video* private chat (P2P) capability; members may be in both regular and members only chat at same time.

4. NEW! Jumbo 150x150 Avatars with deluxe file size limit of 64KB - really express yourself!

5. NEW! By popular demand, Custom User Titles under cafe members user name is now supported!

Thank you again everyone who has joined as a cafe member - it's greatly appreciated and helps us improve and add more features.

Ron

[Ousted]

I wish you could let us pm other members that aren't cafe members. That way if they wish to reply they would be more motivated to sign up for a cafe membership in order to do so. :o

[Cannabis.com]

At long last, the Cafe Members list has been added...

To view the current number of cafe members and names (updates automatically every two hours), click back to the main message board page and scroll down to the "What's Going On?" section.

Ron

[clayboy]

Hey everyone. New to the members only forum, but I've been a lurker around these parts for a few years now. Nice to see things are in order, I remember the days of when pot price was out of control.

[Melton420]

Hey everyone, im the newest Care Member

[Melton420]

oops Cafe member

[budsbuddy]

Well another PA person hear. I am new to the list been smoking since 1970 so I am still learning :)

[Green Love]

I took my 1st hit in 78' and I'm 27 go figure. :D
Im true 2 my roots, lol.

[dogg]

Smoke Up to all. New to Cafe. Hope to hang w/ all for many years of smoking. :D

[peteracker2000]

Will I be able t hang out at the cafe and smke this weekend? Jan14?

[bluhoo]

hi i know several of you from the chat. i finally made it over here as well. nice to know i am one of the elite.
:dance:

[BobBong]

hi i know several of you from the chat. i finally made it over here as well. nice to know i am one of the elite.
:dance:

:D Welcome to the Green side bluhoo... :stoned:

[bluhoo]

thanks bob. good to see you here.