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Gothen
04-16-2006, 05:22 AM
Sooooo, a couple weeks ago I just happened to be looking outside and I saw this squad car pulling up into my apartment building parking lot and I saw another police officer getting into that car from the building next to me. I was like, "Oh well, at least it isn't close to my apartment."

Then last week I saw this cop I knew before he was a cop, and he was cool back then. Then he became a cop, and an asshole. Not just because he's a cop, but he thought he became God since he became one. He's arrogant as hell. Anyway, last summer he and two other cops (one I ALSO used to know before he was a cop, and this guy was able to smoke more weed than I ever could!) almost busted me and a friend at 2 am behind this Italian restaurant diner. We were both underage at the time, so they didn't search us as they didn't want to do paperwork they told us. So, they let my friend go back to the party we were at, and then when she was in the house, they tried to pump me for information. They said that the only reason I got out of this was because I knew them and that I need to start telling them names of whoever the hell is at that party that is over 18 that they could bust. They knew there was "dope smoking" and drinking going on, and if I didn't want my mom to find out, I'd tell them something. I just swore UP AND DOWN TO GOD that I didn't know anyone there, that it was my first time at that house and that I didn't know anyone's name but my friend.

So anyway, the one arrogant asshole cop....NOW LIVES BELOW ME!!!! WHAT THE HELL KINNA CRAP IS THAT?! I was walking into the building and he started talking to me and I saw his dog, and it was a black lab and I didn't think about it at the time as I wasn' thigh BUT....its 1:20 am, I just got done smoking a bowl in my room and now the dog is barking like crazy! OH SNAP! LOL I'm baked so I just think its hilarious.


Or wait.....::turns to the camera:: Should I be scared, America??

slipknotpsycho
04-16-2006, 05:30 AM
... if this is true i suggest you either find ways to disguise your smoking better, or find a new apartment.... sounds to me like that's a drug dog...

LIP
04-16-2006, 11:26 AM
Yeah, if it starts barking its head off next time you smoke, then you cant smoke there no more, cos they'll be on to you, and if this litttle piggy is as arrogant as he seems, he'll get you done....

Reefer Rogue
04-16-2006, 11:29 AM
Lol, funny thread =]

VoidLivesOn
04-16-2006, 01:40 PM
Hes working undercover to get you.Seen it to many times, moves in under you, trys to become buddy buddy then BLAM.

NotALlama
04-16-2006, 04:30 PM
Sounds like your pretty beat, my friend.

KingPhilie
04-16-2006, 04:48 PM
-i have no respect for them faggots who enforece the law-
move dude, fuck that guy, n dont smoke outsaid the apt, unless folks wont allow, n jus dont talk to him when he gets all "chummy".

.PEACE.

Gothen
04-16-2006, 05:24 PM
Oh don't worry, I'm as pissed as him being there as you guys are as pissed at cops period. I have a couple methods to disguise the smell of the smoke. I've actually become very adept at it, and nowadays when I smoke using my methods, sometimes you can't even tell I've been smoking in the room. Anyway, I'm moving out in 3 months anyway as our lease is up and I'm moving to a bigger city for college.

It pisses me off, lol. Last night I was FREAKIN.OUT. after I got done posting this, because he was making noises in the room right under mine, and I was wondering if they could smell the pot. And then I thought I heard banging on my door. I had to calm myself down just to sleep. ^_^

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm about to smoke in my room, under 2 blankets, using a smoke eraser/air freshener and this little paper towel thing stuffed with downy sheets. =)

slipknotpsycho
04-16-2006, 06:23 PM
do you really think you need the two blankets??? lol... if you're smoking out of a pipe, just cap it off when you're done with your hit, very little if any smoke will actualy make it in the air, then just exhale through the doob tube...

Frivolous248
04-16-2006, 09:41 PM
Damn that sucks donkey nuts, good luck with not getting caught!

Funkamander
04-16-2006, 09:47 PM
Originall Posted by KingPhilie

-i have no respect for them faggots who enforece the law-...


...PEACE.

Wow. Sage-like.

The Colonel
04-16-2006, 11:14 PM
shoot the dog