Gothen
04-16-2006, 05:22 AM
Sooooo, a couple weeks ago I just happened to be looking outside and I saw this squad car pulling up into my apartment building parking lot and I saw another police officer getting into that car from the building next to me. I was like, "Oh well, at least it isn't close to my apartment."
Then last week I saw this cop I knew before he was a cop, and he was cool back then. Then he became a cop, and an asshole. Not just because he's a cop, but he thought he became God since he became one. He's arrogant as hell. Anyway, last summer he and two other cops (one I ALSO used to know before he was a cop, and this guy was able to smoke more weed than I ever could!) almost busted me and a friend at 2 am behind this Italian restaurant diner. We were both underage at the time, so they didn't search us as they didn't want to do paperwork they told us. So, they let my friend go back to the party we were at, and then when she was in the house, they tried to pump me for information. They said that the only reason I got out of this was because I knew them and that I need to start telling them names of whoever the hell is at that party that is over 18 that they could bust. They knew there was "dope smoking" and drinking going on, and if I didn't want my mom to find out, I'd tell them something. I just swore UP AND DOWN TO GOD that I didn't know anyone there, that it was my first time at that house and that I didn't know anyone's name but my friend.
So anyway, the one arrogant asshole cop....NOW LIVES BELOW ME!!!! WHAT THE HELL KINNA CRAP IS THAT?! I was walking into the building and he started talking to me and I saw his dog, and it was a black lab and I didn't think about it at the time as I wasn' thigh BUT....its 1:20 am, I just got done smoking a bowl in my room and now the dog is barking like crazy! OH SNAP! LOL I'm baked so I just think its hilarious.
Or wait.....::turns to the camera:: Should I be scared, America??
Then last week I saw this cop I knew before he was a cop, and he was cool back then. Then he became a cop, and an asshole. Not just because he's a cop, but he thought he became God since he became one. He's arrogant as hell. Anyway, last summer he and two other cops (one I ALSO used to know before he was a cop, and this guy was able to smoke more weed than I ever could!) almost busted me and a friend at 2 am behind this Italian restaurant diner. We were both underage at the time, so they didn't search us as they didn't want to do paperwork they told us. So, they let my friend go back to the party we were at, and then when she was in the house, they tried to pump me for information. They said that the only reason I got out of this was because I knew them and that I need to start telling them names of whoever the hell is at that party that is over 18 that they could bust. They knew there was "dope smoking" and drinking going on, and if I didn't want my mom to find out, I'd tell them something. I just swore UP AND DOWN TO GOD that I didn't know anyone there, that it was my first time at that house and that I didn't know anyone's name but my friend.
So anyway, the one arrogant asshole cop....NOW LIVES BELOW ME!!!! WHAT THE HELL KINNA CRAP IS THAT?! I was walking into the building and he started talking to me and I saw his dog, and it was a black lab and I didn't think about it at the time as I wasn' thigh BUT....its 1:20 am, I just got done smoking a bowl in my room and now the dog is barking like crazy! OH SNAP! LOL I'm baked so I just think its hilarious.
Or wait.....::turns to the camera:: Should I be scared, America??