pais hilton and nicole them fucking idiots

[chisme]

ok i just whatch an episode of a simple life that show where them bitches paris hilton and nicole riche go around "earning" money.

i wasnt gona say anything cos i know i shouldnt get uptight about soemhting from tv. but those bitches piss me off in the last one that was on tv they stayed with a familey the second day there they went out and perchased the homeowners 2 pure bred great danes.......all fine and dandy except they told the breeder of the dog the familey would pay te day aftet hey left...............so they went out bought 2 x $2000 dollers each dogs for a familey who didnt want them then dumped the bill on them the day they left?

fucking assholes

todays episode (i wake up put tv on and geuss what show is on)

paris and nicole work in a airport...... all i remember is them to slags walking to a plane goin in the luggage carrier andOPENING PEOPLES PRIVATE SUITACASES AND PUTTING ON THEIR BRAS AND UNDERWEAR THEN DANCING ON THE RUNWAY..........what the fuck?!!?! why do they not get instantly fired? for fucks sake man this is bullshit manager was all worried and shit cos the passengers could see what was happengfin to their possessions...yet he gave them $100 each at the end of the day? wtf?!!?! why hasnt anyone slaps these cunts yet?

if i saw paris hilton goin throu my luggage id give her a backslap....sorry i just would.


NOW GET THIS: in the ones hat is abut to come on tv now they r working in a funneral palour...........nicole just dropped a dead persons urn..................


if u dont know what a dead persons urn is its the jar a dead persons ashes go into when theyr cremated.........now nicole riche just dropped one on the carpet and hovered it up with a dyson.

hoovered a dead persons ashes up with a dyson

i do not beleive it thinks about it thats someones mother or borther or sister or father in that urn somebody's close familey and she just fucking dropped it on the floor??!!?!?!! i cannot the camera people let them do this have they no morrals?

i really think they both deserve to be shot that is disgracfull.......im sorry for rapeating myself but for the love of god that could be your dead mothers ashes in that urn would u like your only rememberence of your mother disgraced like that?


if i ever see paris hilton or nicole richie in public id fucking punch them both

[chisme]

it happens to be on tv the moment i normaly wake up and put the tv on.

i just cant beeive the production team let them get away with this?
and why do them idiots allways give them money!?!?!?!
its paris hilton and nicole riche they dont need no fucking money!!!!
why dont they turn that show into a show that gets a homeless guy gives nice clothes helps him get job interviews and sort him out with life instead of these fucking bitches.


theye just drove down a street in a hurst with a dead person in the back blaring music and now they just dropped the coffin?!!?


this is soemones familey!!!!a dead familey memeber!!they have fucking no respect at all. i hope when their parents die they get dragged through the market street and have cababge thrown at there corpses the assholes

[xNoa]

yeh that program is a disgrace, i know id punch both of them if i got the chance and i 100% would smack them right in the face for being so stupid and thinking they can do anything

[chisme]

and that ladies and gents is what really grinds my gears.

[chisme]

lol i remeber one i saw where they went into a pub got drunk and when no one would buy them drinks for free they poured bathroom bleech on the pooltable felt?! fucking if i did that where i come from id get a cuestick shove sideways down my throught .

[chisme]

noa the dead person one is on channel four right now mate

[Funkamander]

Dude, chisme, you gotta get your shit together.

Sure, sure. The whores are useless. We know.

I'm here to talk about your signature. It's too damn big. If I'm reading a post of yours with merely ONE line of text, it takes up my whole fucking screen.

What the hell, man!? You think you deserve that whole damn page? Maybe sometimes, if you've got some real important shit to say. But not all the time. No sir. Change it now, or consequences will be created and enforced.

[cannabis campbell]

Dude, chisme, you gotta get your shit together.

Sure, sure. The whores are useless. We know.

I'm here to talk about your signature. It's too damn big. If I'm reading a post of yours with merely ONE line of text, it takes up my whole fucking screen.

What the hell, man!? You think you deserve that whole damn page? Maybe sometimes, if you've got some real important shit to say. But not all the time. No sir. Change it now, or consequences will be created and enforced.

shhh, hes got more posts than you, you dont have the right to tell him what to do

[chisme]

lmao cmon everyone loves the chisman hehehehe

[SensiRide]

Well Ive got more so...Chisme - sort it! Lol

Yeah those girls are a nasty piece of work.
I'd rather keep my intelligence and my jobs than be totally brainless with no idea of the value of money. It would be nice to be rich like them - but rich and intelligent not rich and utterly clueless.
Its not even like they earned their money........

HOWEVER, fuck it - you cant do much about it so best to just pity the poor souls

[Funkamander]

Aw, fuck his posts! He probably just cheated and did stuff like

[Funkamander]

this.

[chisme]

mmmmm ok?


anyone else got any idea?


cheating at what?:confused:

edit : oh post count lol nah i dont really consider post count as muhc at all its quality not qauntity i could have 300000000 posts and some people would still not like me so i dont realy think it matters lol.

[chisme]

lol this proves my point i just went to edit that reply there^^ but couldnt cos my 5mins ran out.

i was gonna post this in an edit above when i got locked off =

another edit: another thing the reason sometimes i post then post again is because u can only mod each message for 5minutes.....meaning i have to post another reply to say what i got to say....simple?

[Clever Swine]

do you realise this tv show is totally staged shit that isnt real? like viva la bam or are you taking the piss?
cheers!

[chisme]

seriously? i did not know ..........that would be good but then whats the point in the show? they should just stop the whole joke.



but then again someof the people in places they have "worked" u can see how genuinly pissed off they are but are worried abut saying anything.

[tilt]

3 things-

1. First off, your spelling and grammar suck... So I'd give it a second thought before calling people idiots. haha ;)

2. If you take everything on that show seriously you are probably retarded. Sorry, no offense.

3. At least the girls are hot. So, regardless of your opinions on the show, it should be recognized that that the show has at least one key characteristic that makes it more visually pleasing than many other TV programs.

[tilt]

hoovered a dead persons ashes up with a dyson



Also, you may want to make a note that it is impossible to hoover something with a dyson. It is also impossible to dyson something with a hoover. However, you can vaccuum something with both a hoover or a dyson. Good luck :D

[chisme]

anything better?




just to say it i do say sorry numerous time because i know my TYPING sucks
whats is with all you lot? just because someone doesnt type great doesnt mean they cant spell........work it out bro t-y-p-o-'s

[chisme]

it should be recognized that that the show has at least one key characteristic that makes it more visually pleasing than many other TV programs.


lol u gotta be kidding me




Also, you may want to make a note that it is impossible to hoover something with a dyson. It is also impossible to dyson something with a hoover. However, you can vaccuum something with both a hoover or a dyson. Good luck :D


after all that all u can do is critisise my typing? bruv look at what im trying to say ok would u like it if your mum died got cremated then i came to your house and chucked the ashes on the floor and then proceded to "vacum" them up with a dyson mahcine would u give a shit about a fucking typo?
get a life man:thumbsup: u amy wanna pull your head outta your arse for 5minutes stop critasizing my typing and understand the point of the post.



lol even if its not perfect english fuck it im not a fucking robot what your telling me you never make a mistake with your litrature? bullshit yeah i do make many mistakes and yes its not allways perfect grammer...... but whos cares? its readable and understandable and thats why i put it there .

[T bag]

do you smoke pot? cuz your acting like a jackass. Wheres the love?
chrisme's a G

[chisme]

thaaaaaaank u t-bag lol.

dude u ever seent hat movie pecker? lol the dancers get t-baged lmao

[T bag]

lol yea man. hahaa

this has nothing to do with n e thing but,
ever watched Mr.Bean stoned?

[LIP]

They're a couple of stupid sluts... They deserve to be killed... how about thatm i wonder if the production team would show that... them both getting shot in the head...

[chisme]

hehehehehhahahahahaahahah yeah a couple of time that guy from ghostbusters in that movie cracks me up when bean reveals the painting oooooohhhh god jesuuusss god luving hhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaiiim!!! lmfao

[chisme]

They're a couple of stupid sluts... They deserve to be killed... how about thatm i wonder if the production team would show that... them both getting shot in the head...


now id pay to whatch that shit right there!

[Reefer Rogue]

Those girls are spoilt little bitches that get whatever they want. They disgust me.

[chisme]

reefer do u know anyone who wants half ounce of hash plus 2.4 of hash for 45pound? or is that steep i havent delt hash in years

[T bag]

hehehehehhahahahahaahahah yeah a couple of time that guy from ghostbusters in that movie cracks me up when bean reveals the painting oooooohhhh god jesuuusss god luving hhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaiiim!!! lmfao

haha the movie is alright. but the old british TV show is sooo much better. every episode is classic. the movie is some funny skits from the TV show reinacted.


but that part in the movie is great lol rofl..

[chisme]

have u seen the one where he put the chair on top of his minnie and drives it down the road sitting on the roof? using rope to steer? thats clapham junction!! where i live !!

the building called arding and hobbs is still there lmao

[chisme]

just occured i havent said it yet.




WELCOME TO CANNABIS.COM T-BAG :D

[T bag]

haha thanks. im in japan on a homestay right now wishing i could smoke, so i found this site to reminise. also that bean episode is great. i found mr.bean season 3 here (with the christmas episodes lol) and its in japanese so I cant wait to get blown and laugh at how ridiculouse everyone sounds

[tadaa]

ok i just whatch an episode of a simple life that show where them bitches paris hilton and nicole riche go around "earning" money.

i wasnt gona say anything cos i know i shouldnt get uptight about soemhting from tv. but those bitches piss me off in the last one that was on tv they stayed with a familey the second day there they went out and perchased the homeowners 2 pure bred great danes.......all fine and dandy except they told the breeder of the dog the familey would pay te day aftet hey left...............so they went out bought 2 x $2000 dollers each dogs for a familey who didnt want them then dumped the bill on them the day they left?

fucking assholes

todays episode (i wake up put tv on and geuss what show is on)

paris and nicole work in a airport...... all i remember is them to slags walking to a plane goin in the luggage carrier andOPENING PEOPLES PRIVATE SUITACASES AND PUTTING ON THEIR BRAS AND UNDERWEAR THEN DANCING ON THE RUNWAY..........what the fuck?!!?! why do they not get instantly fired? for fucks sake man this is bullshit manager was all worried and shit cos the passengers could see what was happengfin to their possessions...yet he gave them $100 each at the end of the day? wtf?!!?! why hasnt anyone slaps these cunts yet?

if i saw paris hilton goin throu my luggage id give her a backslap....sorry i just would.


NOW GET THIS: in the ones hat is abut to come on tv now they r working in a funneral palour...........nicole just dropped a dead persons urn..................


if u dont know what a dead persons urn is its the jar a dead persons ashes go into when theyr cremated.........now nicole riche just dropped one on the carpet and hovered it up with a dyson.

hoovered a dead persons ashes up with a dyson

i do not beleive it thinks about it thats someones mother or borther or sister or father in that urn somebody's close familey and she just fucking dropped it on the floor??!!?!?!! i cannot the camera people let them do this have they no morrals?

i really think they both deserve to be shot that is disgracfull.......im sorry for rapeating myself but for the love of god that could be your dead mothers ashes in that urn would u like your only rememberence of your mother disgraced like that?


if i ever see paris hilton or nicole richie in public id fucking punch them both

Dude, it's a tv show. Half that shit is staged so the show is interesting. Nobody would watch it if they came to work on time and just did normal stuff.

The big picutre here is they got you to watch it, that's all they wanted;)

[chisme]

lol yeah true i was thinking that myself and like i say i know i should get to angry and annoyed with tv as thats it tv is dumb lol its just i couldnt beleive they think chucking a dead persons ashes around is ok.....


so its staged? lol makes it even more pathetic? they use money to say they have to work for the money.....when its fake? lol this is sume bullshit tv these days

[cannabis campbell]

reefer do u know anyone who wants half ounce of hash plus 2.4 of hash for 45pound? or is that steep i havent delt hash in years

idiots maybe :D lmao the price of hash has gone down i can get an oz for 20pound and half for 10

[Reefer Rogue]

idiots maybe :D lmao the price of hash has gone down i can get an oz for 20pound and half for 10

Hmm...

[cannabis campbell]

Hmm...

well maybe its more expensive in London but it should be cheaper.

How much does on oz go for roughly?

[Reefer Rogue]

I'm not sure to be honest. If the hash you get is good then I think you're getting one of the best deals ever.

[benagain]

All of that shit's fake. I hate just about all reality tv because it's so fake. If it's real, then why do they have so many writers and shit on the show? One of the many reasons I can't stand MTV. That shit's as fake as as hell.

[tadaa]

They "work" for minium wage on most of the episodes but they each received millions of dollars for the series. So in reality they were working for thousands of dollars an hour.

[bentleygtgirl]

damn u guys are some uptight stoners, for real

[chisme]

damn u guys are some uptight stoners, for real

mmm daaaaamn

[are you kind]

i'm sure all the "reality" shows are totally scripted and shit. i mean, honestly, if paris and nicole weren't making millions on the show, they wouldn't do any of that shit for the $100. they'd go back to their daddies and get him to buy them cars with his hotel money.

edit: ok so in the time it took me to read this thread like 10 more people replied... so i definitely repeated what like 4 people already said

[chisme]

i'm sure all the "reality" shows are totally scripted and shit. i mean, honestly, if paris and nicole weren't making millions on the show, they wouldn't do any of that shit for the $100. they'd go back to their daddies and get him to buy them cars with his hotel money.

edit: ok so in the time it took me to read this thread like 10 more people replied... so i definitely repeated what like 4 people already said


lol but all that money spent on this peice of shit coulda virtualy took a homeless man off the streets fed him clothed him and rented him a flat for a couple-o-months i cant beleive how people with money waste it these days.

[tadaa]

i'm sure all the "reality" shows are totally scripted and shit. i mean, honestly, if paris and nicole weren't making millions on the show, they wouldn't do any of that shit for the $100. they'd go back to their daddies and get him to buy them cars with his hotel money.

edit: ok so in the time it took me to read this thread like 10 more people replied... so i definitely repeated what like 4 people already said

Like you wouldn't take a lamborghini or a new york penthouse apartment from your dad if you were a hilton:rolleyes:

[BizzleLuvin]

god i hate those two. they are great examples of the deterioration and materialization of america. whatever happened to wholesomeness and manners?

[chisme]

Like you wouldn't take a lamborghini or a new york penthouse apartment from your dad if you were a hilton:rolleyes:

maybee but then i wouldnt go on tv acting like a cunt,
making out lies like they r wokring for a living,
i wouldnt shove it in less fortunate peoples faces.

[tadaa]

maybee but then i wouldnt go on tv acting like a cunt,
making out lies like they r wokring for a living,
i wouldnt shove it in less fortunate peoples faces.

They get paid millions of dollars to act like that, what is so hard to understand about that? The producers want ppl to watch the show. Besides, you can claim how you would act if you were that rich all you want, the bottom line is being brought up that wealthy changes a person sometimes, so don't say how you would or wouldn't act because you have no clue.

[Skink]

Have to respect her marketing abilities...

[chisme]

They get paid millions of dollars to act like that, what is so hard to understand about that? The producers want ppl to watch the show. Besides, you can claim how you would act if you were that rich all you want, the bottom line is being brought up that wealthy changes a person sometimes, so don't say how you would or wouldn't act because you have no clue.


lol yeah but then theres the facts.....IM NOT RICH
I DONT HAVE MONEY
SO ILL SAY HOW ILL ACT ALL I WANT BRO COS I KNWO THATS HOW I WOULD ACT because its reality.....if i was born with money mmmm myabee but no i would not go around being a cunt to everyone. money doesnt change people people change themselves i could win the lottery and still be and asshole or i could win the lottery and be the nicest friend in the world....that we do not know....but yeah tadaa i do kinda see your pooint


lol u dont understand thats what im getting at why the fuck r they paid millions of dollers to do basiclly nothing but fuck around.....when they allready have millions of dollers...its just pissing me off that money could have been spent on something great....but no its spents in bitches like that.

[Prozac fairy]

Uh oh...does that mean im the only one who thinks that The Simple Life is funny? come on man they r stupid idiots put on this planet for us to laugfh at them...dance monkeys dance!!

[chisme]

lol yeah that does help lol


DANCE MONKEYS!!!

[tadaa]

lol yeah but then theres the facts.....IM NOT RICH
I DONT HAVE MONEY
SO ILL SAY HOW ILL ACT ALL I WANT BRO COS I KNWO THATS HOW I WOULD ACT because its reality.....if i was born with money mmmm myabee but no i would not go around being a cunt to everyone. money doesnt change people people change themselves i could win the lottery and still be and asshole or i could win the lottery and be the nicest friend in the world....that we do not know....but yeah tadaa i do kinda see your pooint


lol u dont understand thats what im getting at why the fuck r they paid millions of dollers to do basiclly nothing but fuck around.....when they allready have millions of dollers...its just pissing me off that money could have been spent on something great....but no its spents in bitches like that.

I'm glad to see you have a time machine to automatically "know" how you would act if you were born extremely wealthy:rolleyes:

Based on your logic paris hilton and a black guy with no father born in the worst part of queens with no food to eat would act the exact same because money doesn't have a changing effect on people:thumbsup:

[slipknotpsycho]

and yet i'm criticized for seeing neither attractive... or their '3rd sister' jessica simpson... the only diffrence between nicole paris and jessica, is the fact that jessica doesn't publisicize her idioticy...

[da haze meister]

this is the long signature thread
lol
chisme you know you my homie
but cut down on the siggy

[da haze meister]

i think that jessica simpson is pretty.
paris and nicole are stupid bitches
they look like little dogs.
but jessica simpson is very well read
the show just made her look stupid.

[orangeman]

i think that jessica simpson is pretty.
paris and nicole are stupid bitches
they look like little dogs.
but jessica simpson is very well read
the show just made her look stupid.

Is this chicken or tuna?

[slipknotpsycho]

she's a nasty bitch so it's tuna...

[Its a Plant]

lol, what's with everyone putting stupid quotes in their sigs if their name is mentioned? no one cares, and it does cut down on scrolling threw 'em.

That said, I did watch the kissing booth episode once and it was kind of entertaining. And I realized how big a sluts those two are. And how I wanted to go to that kissing booth...