Should I Have A Ciggy Now?

[SmokinStella]

I just smoked the last of my bud, and thought I was scoring tomoz from a dude thru the 'want ad's' but turn's out he's in fooking florida, not aus.....lmao...well, no, it's not really funny, i'm actually quite pissed -in both the drunken and annoyed way. Yeah, so I just want to know if I should go out for a fag. I'll do what the first reply tells me to and report back with my findings if anyone's interested.

[Funkamander]

No fags. Just cigarettes.

[SmokinStella]

lol, sorry I meant a ciggy, I'm a chick, what would a gay man want from me?....apart to share fashion tips;) anyway, I decided to decide by myself, I'm going outside to smoke a cigarette and I booked tickets to fly back to London where I can smoke inside and just walk down to Brixton Ritzy to score. Shit, I don't mean to bore anyone here, I guess I'm just a 'newbie' and not too crash hot on the ettiquete here.....

[AmericanTerrorist]

Nobodys perfect stella


ESPECIALLY not in this forum :)

[Funkamander]

Hmm. Well. Thanks for ROBBING me of my decision-making responsibilites.

And gays are a crafty bunch. I'm sure they have some strange way to, like, you know, make it so you shouldn't be near them, or stare directly at them, or something. I don't know. I don't know much about gays. I don't even know where they keep building the new ones.

Oh, and yay for going back to London or something. Personally, I try to stay out of the U "K". Oh, and have you ever played the board game Axis & Allies? It's like Risk but more complex. Anyway, The UK friKKin' blows in that game. Like, worse than Russia. And Russia just fucking sucked.

God Save The Prime Minister!

[SmokinStella]

Hmm. Well. Thanks for ROBBING me of my decision-making responsibilites.

And gays are a crafty bunch. I'm sure they have some strange way to, like, you know, make it so you shouldn't be near them, or stare directly at them, or something. I don't know. I don't know much about gays. I don't even know where they keep building the new ones.

Oh, and yay for going back to London or something. Personally, I try to stay out of the U "K". Oh, and have you ever played the board game Axis & Allies? It's like Risk but more complex. Anyway, The UK friKKin' blows in that game. Like, worse than Russia. And Russia just fucking sucked.

God Save The Prime Minister!



Lol funkamander, you can make the decision for me....and yep, 'London's calling' I do like risk, but my problem is that I alway cheat during board games...

[Funkamander]

Cheating.

Wow.

I should've expected it from somebody WILLINGLY going to London.

[SmokinStella]

lmao, only in board games, not in real life!

[Funkamander]

WILLINGLY!

[SmokinStella]

how do you mean willingly? My b/f is is london, pot is a 10 minute walk away- as opposed to the week of wasted email it takes to score in Aus...To be selfish, my main motive to leave is sex, but also b/c although blair is not the best, he's a damn sight better than john howard

[Funkamander]

Pfff. Excuses, excuses. Everyone knows that you're supposed to just grow your own in Australia. And you can always buy a new b/f. Or trade canned goods for a lesser one, at least.

Oh, and you're not allowed to bring up British political figures. I'm guessing this "John Howard" character is a former Minister of Primality? That's just a logical step, I actually have no idea. Just like I won't bring up... uh... George Nettercut. He ran for sheriff or something and lost, maybe. I don't know. I'm just saying it's not fair because I barely know politics here and if you make me cross the Atlantic well then I can't be held responsible for my views, as they are whimsical. I sure hope I spelled "whimsical" right.

Oh, and yay sex.

[SmokinStella]

yay sex too...fook politics...

[chisme]

yeah fook politics

[SmokinStella]

lol Chisme, can i be your friend too?