I'm Drunk

[JunkYard]

Yes, it's true...JunkYard is wasted, lol! I've finished half a bottle of Jack Daniels, and I'm feeling GREAT! Listening to:

"Whiskey Drinkin Woman" by: Nazareth

Anyone up for a shot? (My treat) Come join me in my reckless abandon, and have a "Drink On Me"! :thumbsup: Ladie's, I don't bite too hard...Care for a dance? Be warned, my hands may wonder, lol! ;)

Pick your song; the Juke Box in this Tavern is free!

DRUNK! :D

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

I would love to! Count me in... though I'm not that great of a dancer. Especially when drunk. ;)

[Bong30]

if there is room for me, ill go fix me a drink and take a couple of rips.....

but if you guys want to be alone.....ahhh

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

LOL... you can join us, Bong. :)

[JunkYard]

*Pours a shot for Bong 30*

*Grabs MaryJaneintheCloset, and heads to the floor*

[NightProwler]

i must say, thats some nice tryping for a drunk. good job man.

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

i must say, thats some nice tryping for a drunk. good job man.

Night, are you drunk too? Hehee... ;)

[rhino44]

"and the only thing i can hold on to is this bottle in my hand. i know ill never have to share it with any other man. im so glad u introduced us and ill do the best i can, to stay faithful to this bottle in my hand."-waylan jennings.

i dont know why but this thread reminded me of that

[JunkYard]

The Taverns open, and the drinks are on the house!

I think I'm off to bed, I may have drank too much, lol! MaryJaneintheCloset, I enjoyed the dance, girl!

*pours shot*

Hell, maybe one more song before I go...

"Back In Black" AC/DC

[Pete Rock]

make sure to smoke up before u go to bed:rasta:

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

No, thank YOU JunkYard. :) Have a good night!

[firstTimeGrow]

cheers to you junkyard

i started my first day in "maintenance" (janitorial) work at this QVC today and gave this chill old toothless dude a ride home in exchange for buyin me a handle of 151 so i'm feelin pretty darn tootin myself

now if ull excuse me i most go smoke...

ps.... its a plant is real mean to me in posts whatsup with that?

[JunkYard]

I'm back with a second wind, woot woot! Time to finish that bottle of Jack!

"Blessed Hellride" Black Label Society

MaryJaneintheCloset...Thank you, sweety. ;)

Hey, firstTimeGrow, props, man! It almost always pays to give a helping hand...Nice trade off!

*Pours shot*

*holds above head*

Anyone?

[Bong30]

Hey Junk hows that hang over? It must have been good, i forgot i even posted last night.

[friendowl]

friendowl takes the shot

ahhhhhhhhhhh smooooooooooooth

"lets go for a ride"

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

and there's me thinking people always got flamed for making threads like this?

[friendowl]

if your a moron flaming is necesary

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

so... if people got flamed for being a moron. Then how come everyone's always going on about the thread being pointless? because if people get flamed for being morons, then i would of thought they would of said that, not say that its because the threads pointless... Im not trying to start an arguement its just something iv noticed.

[JunkYard]

Well, I just woke up, and feel a little sick, but nothing an ice cold Coca cola, and a couple asprin won't take care of.

Owl, where were you last night, man? I could have used the company, lol! If it weren't for Bong30, firsttimegrow, and that dance with maryjaneinthecloset, I would have had to drink alone...

Oh well, this won't be the last time. I'll pick up another bottle in a couple weeks, and go for another round, invite all the good people from CC to join me, and have a nice little party on-line, lol! :D

Maybe next time I'll call it: "Happy Hour"

"Devil In The Bottle" Lynyrd Skynyrd

[Bong30]

if your a moron flaming is necesary

I just flamed someone using math...it was classic... to me at least


Junk... you are to much. If i drank that, As garth would say,.... i think im goina hurl......

[JunkYard]

I LOVE my whiskey!

CrAzYpOtHeAd, whats up, bro? Do ya dissagree with me starting a thread like this, lol?

It's all in good fun, man! (Chill)

Hell, I even got sweet little dance out of it, lmao! :D

[friendowl]

i dont drink i hate alcohol
but today i wanna get fucked up.
i cant keep my thoughts in check
too many too fast i need to chill out with a double shot
followed by a refill of vicodins and another double shot.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

I dont disagree, i like readin your post man. Its just some people are here always tend to complain about "pointless" threads. But mybe none of those type of people saw this thread lol. I drank quite alot few nights ago when i had no bud left. Had horrible hang over :( One of the biggest things i hate about alcohol. I don't understand how you can get a "pointless" thread. The whole point of this forum is to socilize with other stoners on the internet.... So in my opionion theres no such thing as a pointless thread... But drink is pretty horrible, its also a perfect example of how stupid it is that weed's illegal.

[JunkYard]

I don't drink very often, but when I do, I go balls to the wall, and do my best to finish out a whole bottle, lol!

The point of this thread was to get others to join me, if only in spirit, bro...

I mean, if you think about it, it's much better to get bent at home, and share on-line for kicks.

You know, I usually drink alone, but I wanted a little company last night, so I thought: "Why not start a thread, and see who joins me" I think a couple posters understood the spirit behind the thread, and went along with it for kicks.

Sure, I could have started a thread about the war in Iraq, and how we're losing lives for very little gain, but I didn't; I wanted to enjoy myself, and avoid debate.

friendowl, I wish you lived closer, bro...Then maybe I'd take you the Smoke House, and you could chill with a bunch of us rednecks, lol! That would get your mind of things...GUARANTEED! :thumbsup:

Btw, the ladies are geourgeous!

"Damage Is Done"--Black Label Society (Hangover music vol 6)

[friendowl]

sounds like just what i need man

[HiddenBeauty]

My friend is a big lover of Jack Daniels and I am sure she would be able to keep up with you Junk.I don't drink that often so it doesn't take alot to get me drunk and she has a great laugh at my expense lol

[JunkYard]

If I'm gonna drink, I pretty much make a day of it, and go all out. Your friend may surpass me, lol! It usally takes me a good 10 hours to completely finish off a bottle. :)

You know what's funny, though? I get extremely drunk on beer, lol. I mean, I can drink like 12, and be completely wasted and on the verge of passing out. I can handle whiskey MUCH better, which is why I drink it instead; besides, it tastes really good!

I've got a friend who drinks alot (often), but still can't handle very much alcohol. He passes out after only a few drinks, and we all think it's hillarious. He's fun, though, and doesn't mind us fucking with him once he's passed out. Cigs up the nose, soaking his hands warm water...you know sh!t like that.

Yes, we are immature, lmao! :D

"Friends In Low Places" --> Garth Brooks

[Strikerrr]

man i was fucking drunk last night too. high as fuck also. man thsis pring break was nuts.

[HiddenBeauty]

I usually have whiskey mixed with a touch of dry ginger but I like most spirits.I can't drink cider at all that stuff makes me really ill even after a few mouthfuls but I used to drink it when I was a kid because it was cheap.

Save the maturity for when you are too old to be immature ;) :smokin: