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Oneironaut
04-11-2006, 11:34 PM
Yup. I was sober for like a week and now I'm toking again. Life is good. :D

To make this thread not completely pointless, here's a story about some monkeys that got fucked up last 4/20:
http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=story_20-4-2005_pg9_9

Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Drunk monkeys cause chaos

A group of drunk monkeys rampaged through an Indian village after stealing a specially fermented drink. The primates stole the liquor made from marijuana leaves which residents were preparing for a religious festival.

Stunned Baralapokhari villagers struck back at the inebriated monkeys with sticks and other weapons and drove them away. Three residents sustained injuries requiring hospital treatment, reports The Times of India. The intoxicating ‘pana’ drink had been prepared from marijuana leaves as part of an offering to Hindu gods for the Oriya new year. The villagers had kept it in pots outside their huts, an official said. Monkeys that passed out have since been returned to the forest.

ToxicHaze
04-11-2006, 11:43 PM
Yup.im up there with ya man. just finished ripping a g-bong:stoned: and by the way those were my monkeys yup I let them go so they could chaos and destruction:stoned:

Its a Plant
04-11-2006, 11:46 PM
Lol, nice save with the monkeys. Almost a pointless thread. ;)

BestTonicIsChronic
04-11-2006, 11:55 PM
LoL, monkies, so much like people. I read something about monkies addicted to coke and they would push a button thousands of times just to get more cocaine then they would push it more to get more.
I guess the moral is, monkies love their drugs just like people.
Hell I wanna toke with a monkey, as long as he dosnt NI*^ER lip the joint. lol

420purplehaze420
04-12-2006, 12:01 AM
that makes 2 of us....silly monkeys drugs are for kids

Drolover
04-12-2006, 12:36 AM
apes are bigger forms of monkeys

silasbotwin
04-12-2006, 12:52 AM
Yo oneironaut, did you used to post on a board called www.unitedstates.com?

3rdEyeVision
04-12-2006, 12:53 AM
thats fucken awsome, I bet those people put the weed drink outside they're homes every year so now the monkeys are used to it and are gonna drink it every year.

Oneironaut
04-12-2006, 02:29 AM
Yo oneironaut, did you used to post on a board called www.unitedstates.com?
No, why?

silasbotwin
04-12-2006, 02:51 AM
Haha a long time ago I went there and they had an Oneironaut and was a lot like you if I remember.

Nausicaa
04-12-2006, 04:08 AM
I am REALLY baked too. Just got back from Walgreens with some cigars. So yummy. God I love being high.

Pete Rock
04-12-2006, 04:36 AM
gos damn i high as hell. a little bit of this blueberry did the trick:smokin:

Reefer Rogue
04-12-2006, 08:05 AM
Funny monkeys :D