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Oneironaut
04-10-2006, 04:28 AM
So I've been sober for about a week now, and it's been tough. A few minutes ago I decided to go take a shit. So I set out in search of a bathroom where I could find a little privacy (I don't like shitting in the bathroom on my floor since people come in and out of it all the time). I went to the one bathroom I usually go to, but there was somebody already there.

Then I went in search of another bathroom, angrily muttering under my breath about how you can't get any privacy around here anywhere. The second bathroom I like to shit in required going up two stories. I decided not to use the slow-ass elevator since it's usually faster to just take the stairs. Then as I was climbing the stairs, I happened to look down and see something. At first I thought it was a cigarette butt since people like to smoke cigs in the stairwells, but I had to take a second look.

When I did I couldn't keep myself from laughing hysterically. A ROACH! A FUCKING ROACH! I picked it up, and found another couple bits of bud around it, then ran back to my room, and here I am. It smells like good shit too. The weed gods are smiling on me today! :D

grinthenbearit
04-10-2006, 04:46 AM
lucky you...I just get the kind of roaches that smell and look like da pooh

Oneironaut
04-10-2006, 05:01 AM
Whoever dropped this weed, THANK YOU! It feels so nice to be high again.

I think on 4/20 I'm going to drop a roach of my own in the same place so I can make some other student as happy as I was. :)

LIP
04-10-2006, 09:11 AM
Lol... lucky you..im glad you found some erb

Reefer Rogue
04-10-2006, 09:45 AM
Sweet man, it must've been fate someone else was taking a shit in your bathroom.

chisme
04-10-2006, 09:46 AM
lol lemme get it stright u smoke u weed nugs they left right?

dont tell me u smoked their left over used roach , u can ctahc shit form that man.

if u found sum nugs good for u bro ive only ever found a nugget

MaryJaneScott
04-10-2006, 12:24 PM
I think on 4/20 I'm going to drop a roach of my own in the same place so I can make some other student as happy as I was. :)

Awww... what a GREAT idea!! Kudos for thinking the way you do!
LOVE!!

:thumbsup:

Ganj
04-10-2006, 12:36 PM
Congratulations on your find! Yes, the Weed Gods must be smiling upon you. If only I could find some bud, the Weed Gods would certainly be smiling upon me, too. They'd look upon me with a retorting eye as I savored their gifts from above and below. I'd smile back with my slitted eye to show my thanks.

dark0ne
04-10-2006, 12:41 PM
the weed god has smiled on you. Just remember to repay him or he wont stop again.

When i was driving taxi, i picked up this bum and took him accrost town. He told me his life story, and i felt bad for him. he payed me in quarters, and i said "stick out your hand" i laid a nice sized joint into his palm. You would have thought he won the megabucks. "WOW! THANKS! i havn't smoked weed in years!" It made me smile thinking about him smoking it with his freinds laughing about the taxi driver that gave him a joint.

Kitty Kat
04-10-2006, 01:05 PM
Lucky you.

3rdEyeVision
04-10-2006, 06:44 PM
I've found weed a couple times in my days, the best was when I was skating all day cause I was dry and I skated past the grocery store and found the fattest eigth, like two months after that I was skating past the same grocery store and found a pack of smokes and a butane lighter (I only took the lighter, left the smokes for a homeless person or a very cool dog).

CrAzYpOtHeAd
04-10-2006, 06:49 PM
I've only got a bowls worth left :( But i lost a lil baggie about a week ago that i never found. But i think someone might of took it and smoked it or something. Also my dealers not responded lol. Sucks but i could do with a break after iv finshed this bowl off anyway. I hate high tolerance.

LIP
04-10-2006, 07:00 PM
I've never found any weed/skunk. I only really smoke skunk now, i have a taste for it :)

Ripper
04-10-2006, 07:02 PM
coooool man the lord of ganja works in wonderfull ways

like the times you score weed when you least expect it

Yeh put some back thats a good idea

CrAzYpOtHeAd
04-10-2006, 07:02 PM
I can't wait til i start growin. I'll make sure to buy a nice strain of seeds

JunkYard
04-10-2006, 08:22 PM
Nice find, man! Did you ever find a place to dump your load, lmao!

Here's catcher, folks:

If you got to shit, with nowhere to go
Just light a joint, or smoke a bowl...

rastabill89
04-10-2006, 08:29 PM
where were you at? when you were looking for a bathroom and found a roach